belmonts Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 grown ass men shitting themselves come on now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 and women^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 one time i was standing in my friends driveway in shorts and i sharted and a little went right in my shoe . shit was sooo nasty. but i lived like 2 houses down so it was ok. edit:and one time i sharted when i was with my girlfriend inside a fred meyers. shit was sooo funny. thank god it wasnt a new girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 :lol: sharting into your own show ftl:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 does oily discharge count as sharting? Cuz i mean, it's just oily discharge, not really shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Oily discharge is more like sharting than some of these other stories yall motherfuckers just shit your pants... If it goes down your leg, that's way more than a shart i can't believe you guys all shit ya pants like this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Woah, back the fuck up. You can't say stuff like that without giving the full story. lol i 2nd that. WTF depends and a wetsuit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 DRINKING REGULAR ROCKSTAR USED TO MAKE ME CRAP MY PANTS ON THE DRIVE TO WORK. HAPPENED 2WICE! HURRY DRIVE TO ABANDONED LOT GET OUT WIPE WITH UNDERWEAR/THROW AWAY/POSSIBLY USE UNDERSHIRT OR SOCKS TO GET THE REST. NEEDLESS TO SAY, NO MORE ROCKSTAR FOR THIS GUY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I can kinda understand if you're deathly ill with the flu or some other illness, but mad motherfuckers are coming out of the woodwork in here, talking about how they shit their pants while completely healthy. You all must get railed in the ass on the regular to just be shitting yourself while sober. I mean, i've had some gross farts, but i'm 100% positive i'm never going to just shit my pants unless i'm unbelievably sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I know chups! I never would have thought regular ass cats would just shit their draws like driving or skating or grocery shopping! I mean damn, I use to do so many drug combos that shitting my pants might be excused a couple times, and I still never did! Yall are just sober ass dudes shitting yaselves! I'm probably more shocked at this thread than any other - I figured only really fat people had this problem. Yall motherfuckers are criminally obese or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Shouldnt of called it shitting your pants in the title, its more like a spray fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 spray fart = shit fart = shart. the skidmark pic on page 2 (i think) made me fuckin lol for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I can kinda understand if you're deathly ill with the flu or some other illness, but mad motherfuckers are coming out of the woodwork in here, talking about how they shit their pants while completely healthy. You all must get railed in the ass on the regular to just be shitting yourself while sober. I mean, i've had some gross farts, but i'm 100% positive i'm never going to just shit my pants unless i'm unbelievably sick. you obviously don't even understand the definition of a shart then. its when you think youre going to fart but its actually surprize liquid poo that felt like a fart. get it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i shit myself a little in my sleep last night. black out drunk ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I sharted at work today, but luckily i got a break to come home like 30 minutes later. Now i'm fresh out of the shower and much more conscious of the risk of farting today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 its not that people don't understand the definition of shart, ok we get it. but how the fuck do you not know that its possibly liquid thats gonna come out? you should be able to predict that to an extent given your diet, what you've been doing that day, etc. i can't say i've ever shit my pants. maybe come close like holy fuck i've been on drugs for days, now i can finally go again type ish. but i'm with kimjunh and choops on this, ya'll are way too excited about talking about how you shit yourselves on what i call a semi-regular basis. no pun intended you short shitters. fucking pants poopin niggas, ya'll better potty train real quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 wow after reading this thread, if i ever shit myself i wont really worry about it. After reading how many people shit themselves on here i have a new outlook on crap in my own pants, and could care less if you can smell/see it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pups dsa squad Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 http://www.paulwalsh.co.nz/images/comics/fake_pups.html ^Holy shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 i've been thinking about getting retarded off some drug and shitting myself and going to a party to see how people react and see if they notice where the poo is. he he he!. that would be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I know chups! I never would have thought regular ass cats would just shit their draws like driving or skating or grocery shopping! I mean damn, I use to do so many drug combos that shitting my pants might be excused a couple times, and I still never did! Yall are just sober ass dudes shitting yaselves! I'm probably more shocked at this thread than any other - I figured only really fat people had this problem. Yall motherfuckers are criminally obese or something? DID YOU GIRLS JUST HIGH-FIVE? I NEVER SAID IS WAS A "FULL-LOAD" , SHART IS THE TOPIC AND I STAYED ON IT. YOU EVER DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE AND IT MAKES YOU CRAP? BATHROOM NO WHERE IN SIGHT? HOLD IT TOO LONG AND SHART KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. CALM DOWN, LIFE IS SHORT, POOP IS IN YOUR FUTURES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 years ago i had this probation officer. She did not like me 1 bit. Back on probation i have had a real chill probation officer. Dude moves upstate. Guess who they stuck me with. So yea. I walked in and 2 minutes later she calls me back. I never seen her. Did not even kno that she was my new officer. I think she sensed my presence. I almost shit myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 ^fuck probation. Shit is weak. I'd rather shart myself every day than have to check in with this shit once a week with the chance everyday that this pig strapped with a glock can stop by and search my place.... sorry for getting off topic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 This has never happen to me, but i've heard of this happening before..i've been close, but never shat myself..thank goodness, i have more problems with pissing..i nearly piss myself all the time. Seems like i always.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steel Schnauzer Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 This happened to me once on a bike ride in 2011 thank God I was solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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