honkylipss Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 My buddy's been shitting his brains out from an acai berry juice he's been drinking lately- his thoughts: Acai Berry crap stench open a window my asshole just blow'd/ i had corn last night brown juicy and light/ toilet paper aint it pass me the shit mit aka the Schmit/ filthy brown do do who knew 4 ounces of berry fruit turning your ass into a skin flute/ blowing ass wind with a cadaver smell stomach on the cusp cant stand up my hole might blow/ Moby Dick shits bigger than my dick, shit its between my legs pissing on the side of the bowl/ water splashes in my asshole toilet water enema do dos theres like ten of ya/ courtesy flush so i can breath have to shit in alleys and use my sleeve/ berry juice drippin im rippin pass the Schmit/ finger my asshole, hemorrhoid love prep h on the middle finger with a gritty nub/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honkylipss Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 another: ass cheek gleek brown water comin out my ass while i sleep countin sheep smellin like lynn beach wipe my ass with a nautica fleece then wear it out that night using public bathrooms without a light pushing with all my my might popin hemorrhoids its a shitty night raining do do juice like chocolate moose my stools is loose coffee enema boast decaf shittin shafts ass water carafes back water splash smoking dingle berry hash from my never ending ass crack hair stash ass holes red with a rash smellin like trash dam i got gas rippin ass at mass not even the frankincense can mask i left do do butter on the kneeler and a brown stain on the bench my clothes have a shitty stench my assholes clenched im bout to shit my pants taking shits in ya moms plants thats shitty flowers water them with my golden showers spray a bitch with diarear in a bukakae seen my pants are so shitty Toomeys wont even clean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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itsallafarce Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 cool rapping on the internet. super rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 ass cheek gleek freak might think of sumpin less weak to type up in this creek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 stick my penis on yer tongue in between yer cheeks so you can't speak oh, wait that still won't stop you from using the keyboard to type things on the oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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