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My buddy's been shitting his brains out from an acai berry juice he's been drinking lately- his thoughts:

 

Acai Berry crap stench

 

open a window

 

my asshole just blow'd/

 

i had corn last night

 

brown juicy and light/

 

toilet paper aint it

 

pass me the shit mit

 

aka the Schmit/

 

filthy brown do do who knew

 

4 ounces of berry fruit

 

turning your ass into a skin flute/

 

blowing ass wind with a cadaver smell

 

stomach on the cusp

 

cant stand up

 

my hole might blow/

 

Moby Dick shits

 

bigger than my dick, shit

 

its between my legs

 

pissing on the side of the bowl/

 

water splashes in my asshole

 

toilet water enema

 

do dos theres like ten of ya/

 

courtesy flush so i can breath

 

have to shit in alleys and use my sleeve/

 

berry juice drippin im rippin

 

pass the Schmit/

 

finger my asshole, hemorrhoid love

 

prep h on the middle finger with a gritty nub/

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another:

 

 

 

ass cheek gleek

 

brown water comin out my ass while i sleep

 

countin sheep

 

smellin like lynn beach

 

wipe my ass with a nautica fleece

 

then wear it out that night

 

using public bathrooms without a light

 

pushing with all my my might

 

popin hemorrhoids its a shitty night

 

raining do do juice like chocolate moose

 

my stools is loose

 

coffee enema boast decaf

 

shittin shafts ass water carafes

 

back water splash

 

smoking dingle berry hash

 

from my never ending ass crack hair stash

 

ass holes red with a rash smellin like trash

 

dam i got gas rippin ass at mass

 

not even the frankincense can mask

 

i left do do butter on the kneeler

 

and a brown stain on the bench

 

my clothes have a shitty stench

 

my assholes clenched

 

im bout to shit my pants

 

taking shits in ya moms plants

 

thats shitty flowers

 

water them with my golden showers

 

spray a bitch with diarear in a bukakae seen

 

my pants are so shitty Toomeys wont even clean

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