abcs Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 2 nights ago that shit got dropped on me. My girl takes this depression meds that fuck with her sex drive. Same shit happened to me on prozac. We got her off that medication. Nuff sed. Just tried Magnums for the first time... Them light blu trojans work but they fucking strangle choke my shit. Magnums FTW. Plus it strokes my ego some to wear large condoms. I never thought i was overly large. I just looked at the statistics and research and decided than the average man was small. Then it dawned on me. If most fucksticks are 5 inches... the baby blue hookups are made for them. Shit always fucked me up with the baby blue ones when they only rolled like half way down. Anyways ya boy got off 1 of his probations today. Got a big bottle of sticks to celebrate and some Strawberry Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 o im glad your girl is up for it again tell her to call me i just got a new box of these o yeah, first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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abcs Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 and to cap the shit off propper. The girl. Her dad is a circuit court prosecutor Grudge fuck oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Making a thread about your cock is a massive fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 what can i say. I went to his house fucked his daughter on their kitchen table. stole a bottle of patron from him and bunch of steak. She was down... She going thru this slumming stage right now and she basically supports me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 YEAH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 Making a thread about your cock is a massive fail. not if its a massive cock... I mean... if you rocking with a 4 inch i will stop... i can understand and a i appologize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 and dont mind me.... I found to other threads in ch0 lacking so i decided to share for once.... I dont start threads that often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 oh yea did i mention: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 agreed. i am confused as to why you decided to make a thread about not having a baby dick. boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If most fucksticks are 5 inches... the baby blue hookups are made for them. Yeah, but 5.25", then you best get some magnums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Props for finishing probation, props for having your substances of choice, props for the come up from your girl's dad's house. You should have stopped the thread there. My dick isn't 5 inches either but I don't feel the need to broadcast that anymore that I just did. /NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 nigga forgot to say he lives in japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dude negpropped me.... rocking the halfinch my du? Down in La sniffing all that shit make your shit shrink. Japan Detroit son 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Making a thread about your cock is a massive fail. Seriously. Man I just got home and thats the last thing I wanted to read while kicking back with a brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Something about this combo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 this thread is mega homo. if there were a robot designed for this thread, it would be a homotron 9000. it's lasers would be pink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 i only buy magnums. no matter what the size. regular trojans are TERRIBLE! even for girls. i like durex too. little gold packet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 this thread is mega homo. if there were a robot designed for this thread, it would be a homotron 9000. it's lasers would be pink. like glittery pink lazers....with ribbons and bows. The robot would be wearing slippers as well, monogram homo slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 this thread is mega homo. if there were a robot designed for this thread, it would be a homotron 9000. it's lasers would be pink. pew pew pew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dude negpropped me.... rocking the halfinch my du? Down in La sniffing all that shit make your shit shrink. Japan Detroit son nigga just got caught in a lie. if dude really had a huge wang and needed magnums you wouldnt have cared if some dude gave you negaprops on the interweb. /nh gameover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Mine's bigger than yours. [ATTACH]112613.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 its not you its me code for you are a bitch grow a dick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Red Auerbach Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 this shit is mo' gay. how dare you steal my shit, man..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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