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2 nights ago that shit got dropped on me. My girl takes this depression

meds that fuck with her sex drive. Same shit happened to me on prozac.

We got her off that medication. Nuff sed. Just tried Magnums for the first

time... Them light blu trojans work but they fucking strangle choke my shit.

Magnums FTW. Plus it strokes my ego some to wear large condoms. I never

thought i was overly large. I just looked at the statistics and research and

decided than the average man was small. Then it dawned on me. If most

fucksticks are 5 inches... the baby blue hookups are made for them. Shit

always fucked me up with the baby blue ones when they only rolled like half

way down.

Anyways ya boy got off 1 of his probations today. Got a big bottle of sticks

to celebrate and some Strawberry Hill.

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and to cap the shit off propper. The girl. Her dad is a circuit court prosecutor

Grudge fuck oner

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what can i say. I went to his house fucked his daughter on their kitchen table. stole

a bottle of patron from him and bunch of steak. She was down... She going thru

this slumming stage right now and she basically supports me

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Making a thread about your cock is a massive fail.

 

not if its a massive cock... I mean... if you rocking with a 4 inch i will stop... i can understand

and a i appologize

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and dont mind me.... I found to other threads in ch0 lacking so

i decided to share for once.... I dont start threads that often

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agreed.

i am confused as to why you decided to make a thread about not having a baby dick.

boring.

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If most

fucksticks are 5 inches... the baby blue hookups are made for them.

 

 

Yeah, but 5.25", then you best get some magnums.

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Props for finishing probation, props for having your substances of choice, props for the come up from your girl's dad's house. You should have stopped the thread there.

 

My dick isn't 5 inches either but I don't feel the need to broadcast that anymore that I just did. /NH

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dude negpropped me....

rocking the halfinch my du? Down in La sniffing all that shit make your shit shrink.

Japan Detroit son

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Making a thread about your cock is a massive fail.

 

Seriously. Man I just got home and thats the last thing I wanted to read while kicking back with a brew.

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this thread is mega homo.

 

if there were a robot designed for this thread, it would be a homotron 9000.

it's lasers would be pink.

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i only buy magnums. no matter what the size. regular trojans are TERRIBLE! even for girls. i like durex too.

 

 

little gold packet

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this thread is mega homo.

 

if there were a robot designed for this thread, it would be a homotron 9000.

it's lasers would be pink.

 

 

like glittery pink lazers....with ribbons and bows. The robot would be wearing slippers as well, monogram homo slippers.

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this thread is mega homo.

 

if there were a robot designed for this thread, it would be a homotron 9000.

it's lasers would be pink.

 

pew-pew-bitches.jpg

 

pew pew pew.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah dude negpropped me....

rocking the halfinch my du? Down in La sniffing all that shit make your shit shrink.

Japan Detroit son

 

 

nigga just got caught in a lie.

if dude really had a huge wang and needed magnums you wouldnt have cared if some dude gave you negaprops on the interweb.

 

/nh

 

gameover

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