GLEN BENTON Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 ok, apparently i AM the only person who is still comfortable with being immature and laughing at kids striving... make this thread disappear now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 old news tpwf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 NU-RAVE oh, and fail. this topic is the proverbial dead horse of 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 wow this is the first thread I have ever seen making fun of hipsters +10 for originality... TPWF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 NU-RAVE oh, and fail. this topic is the proverbial dead horse of 12oz :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 hipsters look stupid now? ohhhhhhhhhh k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluser Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 A female hipster looking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 thats a lame scene girl. not exactly a hipster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 not the same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 nah, it would be like calling one of those emaciated mexican emo kids a hipster. not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURDERTRAIN Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 i started fuckin around with a hipster chick her tits were saggier than hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 nah, it would be like calling one of those emaciated mexican emo kids a hipster. not quite. good point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluser Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You're saying that chick with over 9000 hair extentions in over 7 different colors isn't a hipster? Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 5hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 shes not a hipster. shes a "scene" girl i guess if youll call it that. like almost a bad fucked up version of 2009 hair metal equivalant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 shes plenty retarded, dont get me wrong. she's just not a hipster. even hipsters would make fun of her. I think the term is pretty widely used here, so that could explain the confusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 shes plenty retarded, dont get me wrong. she's just not a hipster. even hipsters would make fun of her. I think the term is pretty widely used here, so that could explain the confusion. this guy knows his hipsters.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Self-hating hipster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 this guy knows his hipsters.. somebody here knows my credentials! I'm also responsible for the updated "hipster bingo" card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 LoL yo I'll gape that lil scene girls asshole while pumping Hell Rell in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merwhale Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 hipster girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 the best hipster skewering around was the now-defunct "Blue States Lose" posted weekly on gawker.com shit is still funny 2+ years later. http://gawker.com/331386/hijinx-ensue http://gawker.com/328583/heres-some-junkie-rubbing-a-popsicle-all-over-her-face-while-purple-drool-drips-down-onto-her-shirt http://gawker.com/323790/the-man-who-invented-ridiculous-hipsterdom http://gawker.com/318288/hipster-or-halloween-costume http://gawker.com/315591/hipster-millennium-multimedia-roadshow http://gawker.com/312952/the-great-neon-jazzercise-gangbang http://gawker.com/310311/nightlife-of-the-living-dumb I'd pay good money to for someone take this killer to Oakland so we could see what would happen if you dropped him off in the middle of the drunkest part of Raider Nation during a night game against the 'Niners. There should be a Saturday morning cartoon about these two called "Dweezle and Big Red", where they live together and get into crazy adventures trying to pull things over on Winston the Wackymart manager, and hijinx ensue. Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time! This is actually one of those hidden 3-D pictures. If you relax your eyes and stare at it long enough, you'll see all the hope and joy you had left in your heart sucked into an infinite existential void, then tortured to death and raped in front of your family. Look if you get date-raped by this guy, and you didn't want to, it's really your own fault. I mean, the coke glasses, the stubble, the member's only jacket, the "I will date rape you" expression - is there any way he could possibly be more upfront about this? Back in his early Bedford Avenue retail days, DJ Radness Dangertough was named Mr. Williamsburg 3 years in a row. Then he decided to pack up his PBR's, ironic mullet and vintage Metal t-shirts, and take his Hipster: Millennium Multimedia Roadshow across country, giving teenage Vice readers in the Midwest the rare opportunity to behold one of New York's last remaining spectacles of tired cliche circa 2002, live and in 3-D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Ese knows what it is! Scene-girl definitely wears perfume Hipster chicks smell bad and have more vintage gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!" idk...i bet dude is most likely writer. probably will (or already has) turn into a huge "art fag". also, i bet he was rocking baggy pants as recently as a year or two before this picture was taken one thing is for sure tho dude is definitely not a house painter hipsters never work physical/general labor jobs (even if they are brown) if you ever see a tpwf working general labor he must've really fucked up. like caught felonies and got disowned by his family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 when did hipsters look not stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 the hipsters i see running around look worse than any fashion trend thats happend in history. the late 00's will go down as some horrible times. atleast i still rocking normal XL tshirts and loose fitting jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 "Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!" thats not an "indie rock" pin, thats the fourstar logo, which is currently the slider on my ipod touch. woo. jussayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 its like your grandparents nagging you for not wearing slacks or doing shit you like to do.. its what kids do now. get over it. your children might dress even worse in high school.. whatever.. times change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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a/s/l? Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 LULZzZzZ... Seeing this thread makes me wanna go burn down all thrift stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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