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the best hipster skewering around was the now-defunct "Blue States Lose" posted weekly on gawker.com shit is still funny 2+ years later.

 

http://gawker.com/331386/hijinx-ensue

http://gawker.com/328583/heres-some-junkie-rubbing-a-popsicle-all-over-her-face-while-purple-drool-drips-down-onto-her-shirt

http://gawker.com/323790/the-man-who-invented-ridiculous-hipsterdom

http://gawker.com/318288/hipster-or-halloween-costume

http://gawker.com/315591/hipster-millennium-multimedia-roadshow

http://gawker.com/312952/the-great-neon-jazzercise-gangbang

http://gawker.com/310311/nightlife-of-the-living-dumb

 

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I'd pay good money to for someone take this killer to Oakland so we could see what would happen if you dropped him off in the middle of the drunkest part of Raider Nation during a night game against the 'Niners.

 

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There should be a Saturday morning cartoon about these two called "Dweezle and Big Red", where they live together and get into crazy adventures trying to pull things over on Winston the Wackymart manager, and hijinx ensue.

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Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!

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This is actually one of those hidden 3-D pictures. If you relax your eyes and stare at it long enough, you'll see all the hope and joy you had left in your heart sucked into an infinite existential void, then tortured to death and raped in front of your family.

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Look if you get date-raped by this guy, and you didn't want to, it's really your own fault. I mean, the coke glasses, the stubble, the member's only jacket, the "I will date rape you" expression - is there any way he could possibly be more upfront about this?

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Back in his early Bedford Avenue retail days, DJ Radness Dangertough was named Mr. Williamsburg 3 years in a row. Then he decided to pack up his PBR's, ironic mullet and vintage Metal t-shirts, and take his Hipster: Millennium Multimedia Roadshow across country, giving teenage Vice readers in the Midwest the rare opportunity to behold one of New York's last remaining spectacles of tired cliche circa 2002, live and in 3-D!

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"Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!"

 

idk...i bet dude is most likely writer. probably will (or already has) turn into a huge "art fag".

 

also, i bet he was rocking baggy pants as recently as a year or two before this picture was taken

 

one thing is for sure tho

 

dude is definitely not a house painter

 

hipsters never work physical/general labor jobs (even if they are brown)

 

if you ever see a tpwf working general labor he must've really fucked up. like caught felonies and got disowned by his family

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"Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!"

 

 

thats not an "indie rock" pin, thats the fourstar logo, which is currently the slider on my ipod touch. woo.

 

 

jussayin'

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