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----hipsters looking stupid----

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ok, apparently i AM the only person who is still comfortable with being immature and laughing at kids striving...

 

 

make this thread disappear now.

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NU-RAVE

 

 

 

 

 

oh, and fail. this topic is the proverbial dead horse of 12oz

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wow this is the first thread I have ever seen making fun of hipsters

 

 

 

 

 

+10 for originality...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TPWF

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NU-RAVE

 

 

 

 

 

oh, and fail. this topic is the proverbial dead horse of 12oz

 

:lol:

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nah, it would be like calling one of those emaciated mexican emo kids a hipster. not quite.

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nah, it would be like calling one of those emaciated mexican emo kids a hipster. not quite.

 

good point

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You're saying that chick with over 9000 hair extentions in over 7 different colors isn't a hipster?

Seriously?

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shes not a hipster. shes a "scene" girl i guess if youll call it that. like almost a bad fucked up version of 2009 hair metal equivalant.

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shes plenty retarded, dont get me wrong. she's just not a hipster. even hipsters would make fun of her.

 

I think the term is pretty widely used here, so that could explain the confusion.

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shes plenty retarded, dont get me wrong. she's just not a hipster. even hipsters would make fun of her.

 

I think the term is pretty widely used here, so that could explain the confusion.

this guy knows his hipsters..

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this guy knows his hipsters..

 

somebody here knows my credentials! I'm also responsible for the updated "hipster bingo" card.

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the best hipster skewering around was the now-defunct "Blue States Lose" posted weekly on gawker.com shit is still funny 2+ years later.

 

http://gawker.com/331386/hijinx-ensue

http://gawker.com/328583/heres-some-junkie-rubbing-a-popsicle-all-over-her-face-while-purple-drool-drips-down-onto-her-shirt

http://gawker.com/323790/the-man-who-invented-ridiculous-hipsterdom

http://gawker.com/318288/hipster-or-halloween-costume

http://gawker.com/315591/hipster-millennium-multimedia-roadshow

http://gawker.com/312952/the-great-neon-jazzercise-gangbang

http://gawker.com/310311/nightlife-of-the-living-dumb

 

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I'd pay good money to for someone take this killer to Oakland so we could see what would happen if you dropped him off in the middle of the drunkest part of Raider Nation during a night game against the 'Niners.

 

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There should be a Saturday morning cartoon about these two called "Dweezle and Big Red", where they live together and get into crazy adventures trying to pull things over on Winston the Wackymart manager, and hijinx ensue.

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Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!

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This is actually one of those hidden 3-D pictures. If you relax your eyes and stare at it long enough, you'll see all the hope and joy you had left in your heart sucked into an infinite existential void, then tortured to death and raped in front of your family.

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Look if you get date-raped by this guy, and you didn't want to, it's really your own fault. I mean, the coke glasses, the stubble, the member's only jacket, the "I will date rape you" expression - is there any way he could possibly be more upfront about this?

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Back in his early Bedford Avenue retail days, DJ Radness Dangertough was named Mr. Williamsburg 3 years in a row. Then he decided to pack up his PBR's, ironic mullet and vintage Metal t-shirts, and take his Hipster: Millennium Multimedia Roadshow across country, giving teenage Vice readers in the Midwest the rare opportunity to behold one of New York's last remaining spectacles of tired cliche circa 2002, live and in 3-D!

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Ese knows what it is!

 

Scene-girl definitely wears perfume

 

Hipster chicks smell bad and have more vintage gear

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"Here's a classic specimen for another round of everyone's favorite Blue States Lose game: "Hipster, Homeless, or Alcoholic House Painter?" The paint-stained fingers, slobbering expression of total incoherence, old mesh hat, and flannel shirt suggest one of the latter two options, but what are we to make of the little indie rock pin and crazy indie t-shirt? The answer is he is actually all three: a homeless hipster alcoholic who wanted to be an artist but now just paints houses. Thanks for playing, and until next time!"

 

idk...i bet dude is most likely writer. probably will (or already has) turn into a huge "art fag".

 

also, i bet he was rocking baggy pants as recently as a year or two before this picture was taken

 

one thing is for sure tho

 

dude is definitely not a house painter

 

hipsters never work physical/general labor jobs (even if they are brown)

 

if you ever see a tpwf working general labor he must've really fucked up. like caught felonies and got disowned by his family

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