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i started a successful band, went on tour, sold out to enigma, shot my wife, served time, got out, released a record, and now i'm working on od'ing in a bathtub.

 

Fuck od'ing is for hipster. You need to go out like a man casek.

 

Real men bring a wood chipper to a daycare and then jump inside the thing feet first in front of all the kids while screaming that this will happen to you if you don't rape your families pets with chainsaws and post the video on the oontz.

Go out like a real man casek not a fucking hipster.

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Went out and got drunk with ink face and his lady, then went back to his house, threw up

(sorry about that ink) and passed out.

 

Now I'm sitting here 24 hours later wishing this damn hangover would wear off.

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Fuck od'ing is for hipster. You need to go out like a man casek.

 

Real men bring a wood chipper to a daycare and then jump inside the thing feet first in front of all the kids while screaming that this will happen to you if you don't rape your families pets with chainsaws and post the video on the oontz.

Go out like a real man casek not a fucking hipster.

 

 

did i mention the circus midgets and mariachi band? i must not have, 'cause there will be both of those things.

 

woodchipper? have you ever seen a front end loader? have you seen one in a bathroom?

have you seen one in a bathroom with x-mas lights on it blasting ice cube's "today was a good day"?

 

no?

 

 

welcome to my suicide solution.

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Other farmers think they can see me lean

Kermit the frog so it ain't easy to be green

When you see me chippin' they can see the glean

And my woodchips under the deck and the TV screen

Chippin' with a new chick, she like hold up

Next to the chipper is an axe and my chain sawola

Turn a noob chipper into a coma

Girl you ain't know, I'm chippin' like krayzee bone

Just tryin to bone ain't tryin to chip no babies

Wood don't clean itself so I pull in ladies

Farmers on patrol you know they hate me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, i'm done/.

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did i mention the circus midgets and mariachi band? i must not have, 'cause there will be both of those things.

 

woodchipper? have you ever seen a front end loader? have you seen one in a bathroom?

have you seen one in a bathroom with x-mas lights on it blasting ice cube's "today was a good day"?

no?

 

 

welcome to my suicide solution.

 

 

:lol: :lol:

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