lord_casek Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Family asks FBI to investigate whether death of David Carradine, found in Bangkok hotel, was suicide http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2009/06/06/2009-06-06_kung_fu_kill_bill_david_carradines_family_ask_fbi_to_investigate_whether_death_w.html larry king transcript http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0906/05/lkl.01.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paka Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 RIP I didn't know that mad people died from that jerkin off while suffocating yourself shit. /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 damn i read this is int he paper today. leaves behind a legacy as a great actor but is forever gonna be known for getting deaded jerking it in a Thai hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 you can't die from poppin' loads it's the suffocation part that does it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 if jerking it includes him hanging by his neck from a hotel closet while jerking it then he died jerking it. what would suck is if he choked first and went out without a bang. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Eternal blue balls!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 right, but you can't actually "die of masturbation" like dude typed pretty ironic that the man who stole Bruce Lee's Kung Fu role went out w/a giant question mark Lee's death get conspiracy theorists wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 he shouldn't have qwai changed his kang so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 A masturbation accident is an intense way to die. I knew a guy that died from autoerotic asphyxiation, he was in highschool and his mom came into his room in the morning to wake him up for school. Dude was dead with a belt around his neck and a smear of jizz around him. Pretty shitty last image for the mom. Apparently choking yourself before you cum is supposed to be a powerful orgasm. Personally I would prefer keeping it safe so I can cum another day. IMO I wouldn't be caught dead in Bangkok. Bill Killed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 let's not forget this gem. in my top 3 favorite movies ever. props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 R I P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 david carradine was one of my first crushes. i also really liked michael hutchense from INXS. fucking auto erotic asphyxiation..ruining my life n shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 yo wheres those flicks at i heard there were ficks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 $100 says someone tries it for the first time after reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 ive thought about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I'm kind of a sexual deviant, but I have never thought this kind of shit was a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Hahahaha. Bangkok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 he was hanging by his neck and by his dick in the closet. i really hope no one tries it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I thought he was hanging by his neck, with some rope around his genitals. I don't think he was hanging by his neck and his joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 yo this nigga was/is the man he owned his shit... he probably had that shit deep with hookers smoking opium (dark red tinted room) and had those bitches line up in front of that closet on hands and knees (naked) and made them pray to him like he was a god... /nh RIP GANGSTA!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 man, 72..you gotta keep the beating simple at that age.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 5 Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 RIP Kill Bill was a bag of smashed assholes though. Fuck that movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yeah but it's still funny posting it . If I were DA KID MERO I would've rambled on with it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 RIP Kill Bill was a bag of smashed assholes though. Fuck that movie. WUT? Kill Bill was the shit. the whole 20 minutes of Pai Mei in part 2 made the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 yo wheres those flicks at i heard there were ficks You forgot the /nh But yeah where are the pics? /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 This whole story is just hilarious. At least he was 72 and not like 23 or some shit. Found in his room by his parents. He could have done what I do to bust a better nut. Get high, he'd still be alive too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 you forgot he died in bangkok from hanging his genitals and himself and lol pistol good lookin out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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