SerialSkiller Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 yo why that nigga got his fuckin tent door wide ass open? i dont even sleep with my house door open how you gonna be a bear expert sleeping in your fuckin tent probably loaded with cheetos, trail mix and M.R.E.'s with the fuckin door wide ass open? yo my bad to this dude if the bear UNZIPPED THE FUCKIN DOOR AND CAREFULLY TIED IT OPEN TO THE SIDE OF THE TENT. faggot hippie deserved that shit. /nospitfire nigga go hug a tree while im cutting that bitch down. do you honestly think a bear would not be able to get past tent fabric and a zip if it wanted to eat/kill you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 do you honestly think a bear would not be able to get past tent fabric and a zip if it wanted to eat/kill you? do you honestly think sleeping with your TENT DOOR WIDE FUCKING OPEN ISNT ASKING FOR A BIG ASS BROWN BEAR TO MAUL YOU TO DEATH? im just sayin, you gonna break into a house thats locked up when the next door neighbor got their door hanging wide open? that bear was going into this niggas tent for something, he aint just wander into the tent and wanna maul dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 russian bear...known in russia as the meAbeAb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 do you honestly think sleeping with your TENT DOOR WIDE FUCKING OPEN ISNT ASKING FOR A BIG ASS BROWN BEAR TO MAUL YOU TO DEATH? im just sayin, you gonna break into a house thats locked up when the next door neighbor got their door hanging wide open? that bear was going into this niggas tent for something, he aint just wander into the tent and wanna maul dude. Bears can catch the scent of food from 2 miles away open tent door or not. Usually they don't want anything to do with humans, but if their hungry they're going to eat whatever they can find. Dude should of put all his food in a bag and tied it up a tree a half a football field away from where he was sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:Cityonsmash: Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 really 'doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 ok so why the fuck are you going on and on about him sleeping with the tent open? who said he slept like that? where the fuck is this assumption coming from? it looks like the middle of the damn day. probably back at camp rooting around in the tent for something and got lurked on by the bear. I dont know why you're berating this guy for something theres absolutely no indication he did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 yeah! maybe he had it closed and the bear opened it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 yeah! maybe he had it closed and the bear opened it! BEARS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. it probably did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:Cityonsmash: Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i think both of you are missing whats really happening in this thread. my dog being part of the last set of flicks on my camera. wise up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Poor composition, low contrast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i think both of you are missing whats really happening in this thread. my dog being part of the last set of flicks on my camera. wise up. Is your crackwhore girlfreind the one giving or the one receiving the rectal exam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 It could be worse. How embarrassed would you be if THIS was your last photo? I wouldn't be embarrassed one bit if this was my last photo before death. It would just mean that I OD'ed on adorable. Das kleinen eisbar ist nett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Also, even I could do a better photoshop job than that. Come on now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 ^^ what dao said. that bear is photoshopped horribly hahhahaha. even if it was real... did this dude learn nothing from man vs. wild.... you only act like you sleep in the wild you really sleep in the nearest hotels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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:Cityonsmash: Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Is your crackwhore girlfreind the one giving or the one receiving the rectal exam? neither homie, shes the one breast feeding your youngest:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 the tent door (on the left, where the bear is stepping in) would be stressed/compressed the light/shadow on the bear's head is suspect as fuck - but who knows what kind of flash was going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbq vibes Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 myth busted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i hereby nominate bbq vibes as best n00b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 the tent door (on the left, where the bear is stepping in) would be stressed/compressed the light/shadow on the bear's head is suspect as fuck - but who knows what kind of flash was going on Lighting on bear is all wrong, if there was a flash, the nose/muzzle would be washed out. That bear pix was taken with natural lighting, but the shadow line across his body is completely off from the tent lining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewithouttwo Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 God damn it. Kind of let down on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 That picture was in tents! *badum ching!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 hahaha....i see what you did there. its a play on words! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 like scrabble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 This was definitely shopped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell Death In October 2003, Treadwell and his girlfriend, a physician's assistant, Amie Huguenard, visited Katmai National Park in Alaska. In the film Grizzly Man, Werner Herzog states that Amie has a fear of bears and felt deeply uncomfortable in their presence. Treadwell chose to set his campsite near a salmon stream where grizzlies commonly feed in the fall. Treadwell was in the park later in the year than usual[7], at a time when bears fight to gain as much fat as possible before winter and limited food supplies cause them to be more aggressive than in other months. Food was scarce that fall, so the grizzly bears were even more aggressive than usual.[8] Treadwell was supposed to leave the park at his usual time of year, but he had a disagreement with the airline about his ticket and decided to stay longer in the park. The bears he had been used to during the summer had already gone into hibernation, and bears that Treadwell did not know from other parts of the park were moving into the area. The very last footage that shows Treadwell alive also shows a bear behind him; the bear had been diving into the river over and over for a piece of dead salmon. Treadwell mentions in the footage that he does not feel altogether comfortable with that bear. Diagram of attack site showing positions of bodies Around noon on Sunday, October 5, 2003, Treadwell spoke with an associate in Malibu, California by satellite phone. Treadwell mentioned no problems with any bears. The next day, October 6, the bodies of Treadwell and Huguenard were discovered by Willy Fulton, the Kodiak air taxi pilot who arrived at their campsite to pick them up. Treadwell's disfigured head, partial backbone, and right forearm/hand still wearing his wrist watch were recovered at the scene. Huguenard's partial remains were found near the encampment, somewhat buried in a mound of twigs and dirt. A large male grizzly (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed by park rangers while they attempted to retrieve the bodies. A second adolescent bear was killed a short time later after it charged the park rangers. A necropsy revealed human body parts such as fingers and limbs. It is not clear from any evidence or the audio recording if either of these two bears killed the couple. In the 85-year history of Katmai National Park, this was the first incident of a person being killed by a bear.[1] A video camera was recovered at the site. According to Alaska State Trooper spokesman Greg Wilkinson, no pictures were found on the tape. This fact led troopers to believe the attack might have happened while the camera was stuffed in a duffel bag or during the dark of night. The camera had been turned on at some point before the attack, presumably by Huguenard, but the camera recorded only six minutes of audio before running out of tape. The tape is now the property of Jewel Palovak and has not been released to the public. In the documentary Grizzly Man, filmmaker Werner Herzog urged Palovak to destroy the recording. In the follow-up mini-series "The Grizzly Man Diaries", Palovak admitted she still owns the tape, but has not listened to its contents and said she hopes she never does. holy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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