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How do you masturbate and what's your ritual?

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i learned to masturbate with my left hand because i couldnt change the channel with my left hand(in case my folks walked in the room and busted my fappin to the spice channel, lol) so i would hold the remote wit my right hand and fap lefty.

 

it just doesnt feel the same with the right claw.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vxNHo_wTvY&feature=related

 

^This reminds me of my homie lying to everybodys face and denying that he was on dope.

"I'm not hiiiiigghhh... I'm fucking druuuuunnkk."

Dude would carry around like 4 beers in his backpack and break one out everytime he knew he was gonna be dippin all pretending like he's just drunk.

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yall nasty.

 

i wank my shit to old lindsay lohan flicks.

and of course the "wardrobe malfunction" in the superbowl a few years back. i'm on dialup cuzzoe.

i cant be wankin it to fancy porno vids.

its grizzzzly

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and of course the "wardrobe malfunction" in the superbowl a few years back.

 

justin timberlake is in that video

 

 

dude

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bro

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

srsly

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true story:

 

one time i was driving west on I-20 to dallas coming from new orleans.

outside of marshall texas, there was this homeless, shirtless dude.

on the tree line, on the side of the highway.

just watching traffic.

visibly and violently masturbating.

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One day we were taking a wrong turn through NYC, had to have been the Bronx but can't quite recall. Anyway, on this dead street is a big dreadlock dude standing by the side of the road w/ his meat out slapping himself silly. It was kind of funny since it was on my boy's side and he had the window down so it was right up in his line of view.

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