Blamo Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 A lot of people, mostly strangers have been telling me sayings lately that mean a lot. So I was wondering how many of you, have really goods sayings, quotes, wisdom, etc.... Post away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "pee in her butt" -12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 ears are worthless? really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "pee in her butt" -12oz "with a funnel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 wonk saggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 get a life 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "you mad?" -invented by cam'ron -overused by DAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "hold on to your butts." -samuel l jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 ears are worthless? really? I know I value my ears. Especially when I'm out writing on shit late at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "you mad?" -invented by cam'ron -overused by DAO Come ooooonnnnn.... I'm far from the only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "without a dick you'd just be...well...a guy without a dick...right?" those who know, know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Come ooooonnnnn.... I'm far from the only one. you mad? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 A lot of people, mostly strangers have been telling me sayings lately that mean a lot. So I was wondering how many of you, have really goods sayings, quotes, wisdom, etc.... Post away! The best advice I ever took to heart was when my grandpop and his freinds used to tell me "don't get old, sonny". It must have really sunk into my subconscience cause I look at people I went to highschool with and they seem old as shit to me. Shit, even people who are mad younger and I remember as being little kids seem old when I bump into them at the bar or whatever. I can't even relate to them anymore. I'm still doing my thing and enjoying life, and they're all old and miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Come ooooonnnnn.... I'm far from the only one. i say it in real life now. i don't give a fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 The best advice I ever took to heart was when my grandpop and his freinds used to tell me "don't get old, sonny". It must have really sunk into my subconscience cause I look at people I went to highschool with and they seem old as shit to me. Shit, even people who are mad younger and I remember as being little kids seem old when I bump into them at the bar or whatever. I can't even relate to them anymore. I'm still doing my thing and enjoying life, and they're all old and misserable. gotta agree with that. put me in a room with my old classmates and I'd feel like I landed on mars. how do you get that old that fast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 gotta agree with that. put me in a room with my old classmates and I'd feel like I landed on mars. how do you get that old that fast? When I was like 18, me and my boys little sister had a serious thing for eachother. She was like 15, but cool as shit. Out of respect for my boy, I asked him if he'd get mad if me and her ever hooked up, and he was like "dude, she's too young for you. I wouldn't be mad, but you should find someone your own age." She actually dumped her boyfreind for me, but that only lasted like a day till his freinds called her laying the guilt trip talking bout "Mike is talking about killing himself, you're fucked up" and her parents gave her shit about me being too old for her. Long story short, she ended up marrying Mike and popping out a kid all young. I seen her a few years ago looking all fat and old as shit with a short ass mom hairdo and generic ass mom clothes on talking bout how she's going to get her tubes tied cause she feels like she's too old to be popping out any more kids. I'm all thinking damn... I remember when this jawn was "too young for me". The fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 my dad used to say about cable tv: "all this water and not a drop to drink" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "thick as two short planks" thanks mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "They cant cancel your birthday" - My Pops He used to say that in reference to when shit hit the fan. Meaning that no matter what life goes on..and "they cant cancel your birthday"...but I guess they could, if they killed you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piggy back Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Y.0.l.0 "you only live once " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 what are you, gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 -“I don’t care what everyone else is doing. If everyone started putting roses up their asses, you gonna do that too?” My ma. She’d say that whenever I wanted to dye my hair because everyone else was doing it, or pierce my nose, or get out of the house and go somewhere. -“I don’t care what you do. You wanna be a doctor, ok. A teacher, that’s fine. I don’t even care if you end up digging ditches for a living. Just make sure you’re the best damn ditch digger that ever picked up a shovel.” My Ma. I don’t know if this is a saying but my aunt always said it when me and my cousins would fight. -“I don’t care who started it. But I’m gonna end it. Your both gonna sit right there facing one another, till you get so damn bored looking at each other’s sorry faces you end up forgetting why in the hell your there in the first place.” -“I got more sex appeal and intelligence in my one little pinky than you got in your whole damn body (kid).” my Ma and my great aunt. -“I love you to the moon and back.” My aunt would say that to my cousins. I have no idea how the grammar in that works…but it sounds nice when she says it. -“You’re just a kid. You don’t know a damn thing. Come back and talk to me when you’re in your thirties. That’s when you really start living.” My great aunt. -"Dont cry hita. If I could take your broken heart and give you mine. I would." (cornball) My ma. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 i like you bfish, real family orientated. hella props. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "The Force is strong with this one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 ears be worthless? doggie, what you never heard some slapp ass rap tracks doggie? come round my city we gonn murk ya with that weak shit. i know a blind man that would beat your ass for that shit, fuck that, i know hella blind men that would curse ya soul for that kinda statement. Your shit is weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 what are you, gay? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Real talk though, if you were my son I'd have to beat the gay out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 When I was like 18, me and my boys little sister had a serious thing for eachother. She was like 15, but cool as shit. Out of respect for my boy, I asked him if he'd get mad if me and her ever hooked up, and he was like "dude, she's too young for you. I wouldn't be mad, but you should find someone your own age." She actually dumped her boyfreind for me, but that only lasted like a day till his freinds called her laying the guilt trip talking bout "Mike is talking about killing himself, you're fucked up" and her parents gave her shit about me being too old for her. Long story short, she ended up marrying Mike and popping out a kid all young. I seen her a few years ago looking all fat and old as shit with a short ass mom hairdo and generic ass mom clothes on talking bout how she's going to get her tubes tied cause she feels like she's too old to be popping out any more kids. I'm all thinking damn... I remember when this jawn was "too young for me". The fuck? fuck I've had similar scenarios to this and it is like what happened when did all the spirit die out of you girl? shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 "still waters run deep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamo Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 "Obviously you are not a golfer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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