*Sprat* Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 AN Egyptian cut off his penis today in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said. The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles. "He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her and told him to marry another woman he didn't want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room.'' Doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official said. source http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25566312-12377,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 and throws it in Em´s face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 fuk...instead of just not listening to them he decides to do wat..fuk..can he just wify both of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 never that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 and throws it in Em´s face And he got real mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Em was totally in on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I saw this thread title and was like "oh I already saw that video on the Internet last year But then I realized that we are in a pretty fucked up state of the world where cutting off your penis has been so done and documented that this new situation isn't shocking in the slightest I'm saying, we are on the wrong track when cutting your junk off is a ho-hum behavior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 this is crutial... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 that'll show'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 plenty of severed dix in this movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 So now this dude has no dick because he was 'in love' with some other chick. FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silent_bob Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 why would that seem like the thing to do in that situation? i just dont see how that was the best option.or even an option at all.stupidity will kill the world one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuelzSantana Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ok so now hes the guy whos gettin married to a woman he didnt want to marry in the 1st place who is now dick less. FAIL!!! eat a bullet its quicker and less painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el super Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 he shoulda just wore some stilettos, taken his phone off the hook, and pout and say "i know grandma, i hate em', i hate em', i hate em'!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 How ugly did she have to be? Do they not have paper bags in Egypt? Or for that matter, do they not have adultery in Egypt? Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Man. I mean its 2009 and really I would think the world is mixed enough that even a certain strict belief wouldnt keep someone from mutilating themselves. Yeah "love" sucks, if you believe in it. Have I thought to chop ma dick off....HELL NO!! Ill side with abstinence and True Love, or just being clean and careful, but never will I say "YOU CANT HAVE HER!!! NOW GO CHOP YOUR DICK OFF TO SHOW US YOUR REBELLIOUSNESS OR I WONT BELIEVE YOU!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 FUCCCCKKKKKK..... THATS SOME TUFF SHIT TO DEAAL WITH RIGHT THERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Makes me wonder what would have happened if he just ignored his parents and married his chick. I'll bet his chick is pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 ^^^ that's what i was thinking. i would never mutilate my genitals for a dude. ever. what a sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Not thread worthy 3/2 years back I remember reading some nigga in a police stand off cut his shit off and flung it at the pigs... Didn't even get a featured spot, it was in the little strange but true spot in the paper... no puns were intended... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 That's what I'd be screaming to moron who thought cutting his dick off over a girl was a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 If there's one thing the internet has taught me it's that somewhere, every couple of weeks, for some reason, some unlucky man's penis will begin a new life without him. PROTECK YA NUTZ! got it. no more threads about this stuff though, I don't even wanna say gay, just juvenile and routine. quit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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