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You: i love feet

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: yeap ? why ? )

You: dunno

You: they turn me on

You: i hate toes though

You: i wish i could lock a woman up and cut off her toes

You: then id REALLY love those feet

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Stranger: AYY

You: yoo

Stranger: SUP

You: not shit whats up

Stranger: SAME. I'M PISSED OFF

You: why??

Stranger: BECAUSE OF THE SPICS ON HERE WITH THEIR HOLAS AND THEIR QUES

Stranger: MAKES A NIGGER MAD.

You: LMAO

You: yo u think its fucked up

You: to rob steros from cars?

You: stereros

You: or how ever the fuck u spell it

Stranger: HA!

Stranger: I THINK IT'S FINE.

Stranger: PERSONALLY.

You: lol ok good

Stranger: COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

You: lmao

You: so u from the 12oz>

Stranger: I'D STEAL SHIT FROM A DISABLED CHILD. AINT NO SKIN OF MY BONES

You: LMFAO

You: dawg im livin by yer quotes

Stranger: ATLEAST I'D BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY CASUAL COOL AND NOT HAVE TO RUN.

You: AHAHAHAHA

Stranger: FEELING ME?

You: hell yeah

Stranger: FUCK OBAMA.

You: WHAAAT?

Stranger: YEAH YOU HEARD.

You: u dont lik OB?

You: nah fill me in

Stranger: GIMME SOMETHING TO STEAL BROTHER.

Stranger: IF I WAS LIKE ANY SUPER STAR. I'D BE HULK HOGAN.

You: LOL WE ROBBIN NIGGAS OFF CRAIGSLIST !!

You: actin lik we wanna buy theyre honda

You: findin out where they stay at

Stranger: MAN, I'D SLAM THAT LEGDROP.

You: LMAO

Stranger: OKAY.

You: ARE U BLACK?

Stranger: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. I GO BY MY STREET NAME: LORD KALVIN.

Stranger: FUCKINGYEAH

You: LOL

Stranger: I'M IN A LIBERARY.

You: call me king geedorah

Stranger: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE I TYPE HARD. SLAPSLAPSLAP. WHITE PEOPLE NEED FUCKING RESPECT OR I'LL LEGDROP THEIR ASS.

You: CHYEEAA GUCCI !!

Stranger: FUCK YEAH.

Stranger: I'M OUT BROTHER. I'M GOING TO SHOOT THIS PLACE UP. OR, JUST STEAL THIS FINEASS COMPUTER.

You: iite g

Stranger: CHECK IT OUT, BROTHER. LATER

You: dueces my nig<3

You: no homo

Stranger: BYE KING GEEDORAH.

Stranger: I wish I was black :/ Bye.

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Stranger: ¨hi

You: hi

You: want some candy?

Stranger: yea

You: ok

Stranger: what knind

You: its right over here in my conversion van'

You: i have all kinds of candy

Stranger: oh

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I wonder if that means they store your ip?

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You: yo bruh whats good

Stranger: what?

You: man bro i just over here chillin with some bois on dat block

Stranger: asl?

You: i be a nigga thats all you needa know

Stranger: Sorry, I bad English. I have come to see one of us can not be met. Bye

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Stranger: hey

You: hey

You: asl?

Stranger: asl?

You: hehehe

You: im a 20 f ny

Stranger: 19/m/canada

Stranger: haha i dont usually ask asl

Stranger: so hows ur summer going?

You: its good i am graduating soon

Stranger: graduating nice from?

You: im doing 2 years at bmcc i am graduate soon

You: then gonna go to better schol

Stranger: oh thats awesome

You: here i have pic

You: http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2233/gifbintsimfuckis.gif

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i have no idea if thats legit

You: it is just a pic

Stranger: oh ic lol

Stranger: just an odd name for the image lol

Stranger: so do u have summer holidays soon?

You: yeah did you see my pic

Stranger: yea

You: u like?

Stranger: lol sure

Stranger: i am a jays fan tho

You: mm thanks i am rubbing my penis on my stomach right now

Stranger: cool

You: and by that i mean penis protruding from my stomach

You: not the normal kind

Stranger: ...

You: you got a problem with my stomach penis

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yo i went to shcool across from bmcc dude...if u do actually go there

 

You: tight pants wearing faggot

Stranger: yeah pretty much

You: sperm killers dontcha know

Stranger: yeah

You: then why wud u

Stranger: i like the pain

You: masochist dude

You: thats like an abortioon in ur pants

You: lol

Stranger: yup

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: AYY

You: yoo

Stranger: SUP

You: not shit whats up

Stranger: SAME. I'M PISSED OFF

You: why??

Stranger: BECAUSE OF THE SPICS ON HERE WITH THEIR HOLAS AND THEIR QUES

Stranger: MAKES A NIGGER MAD.

You: LMAO

You: yo u think its fucked up

You: to rob steros from cars?

You: stereros

You: or how ever the fuck u spell it

Stranger: HA!

Stranger: I THINK IT'S FINE.

Stranger: PERSONALLY.

You: lol ok good

Stranger: COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.

You: lmao

You: so u from the 12oz>

Stranger: I'D STEAL SHIT FROM A DISABLED CHILD. AINT NO SKIN OF MY BONES

You: LMFAO

You: dawg im livin by yer quotes

Stranger: ATLEAST I'D BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY CASUAL COOL AND NOT HAVE TO RUN.

You: AHAHAHAHA

Stranger: FEELING ME?

You: hell yeah

Stranger: FUCK OBAMA.

You: WHAAAT?

Stranger: YEAH YOU HEARD.

You: u dont lik OB?

You: nah fill me in

Stranger: GIMME SOMETHING TO STEAL BROTHER.

Stranger: IF I WAS LIKE ANY SUPER STAR. I'D BE HULK HOGAN.

You: LOL WE ROBBIN NIGGAS OFF CRAIGSLIST !!

You: actin lik we wanna buy theyre honda

You: findin out where they stay at

Stranger: MAN, I'D SLAM THAT LEGDROP.

You: LMAO

Stranger: OKAY.

You: ARE U BLACK?

Stranger: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. I GO BY MY STREET NAME: LORD KALVIN.

Stranger: FUCKINGYEAH

You: LOL

Stranger: I'M IN A LIBERARY.

You: call me king geedorah

Stranger: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE I TYPE HARD. SLAPSLAPSLAP. WHITE PEOPLE NEED FUCKING RESPECT OR I'LL LEGDROP THEIR ASS.

You: CHYEEAA GUCCI !!

Stranger: FUCK YEAH.

Stranger: I'M OUT BROTHER. I'M GOING TO SHOOT THIS PLACE UP. OR, JUST STEAL THIS FINEASS COMPUTER.

You: iite g

Stranger: CHECK IT OUT, BROTHER. LATER

You: dueces my nig<3

You: no homo

Stranger: BYE KING GEEDORAH.

Stranger: I wish I was black :/ Bye.

LOL

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You: hi

Stranger: asia?

Stranger: hi

You: usa

Stranger: wow

Stranger: where exactly?

You: california

You: u

You: ?

Stranger: russian federation.

Stranger: what's the time now in ca?

You: 11pm and there?

Stranger: 10 am (:

You: cool

Stranger: morning begins...

You: i want toast

Stranger: go get it (:

You: jam too

You: buy me some

Stranger: and send via email?

You: you russian guys have lots of money

Stranger: ohrly?

You: naw man smash it threw the screen

Stranger: lol

You: ill eat it and have diarteheaa

Stranger: what's the diartehea?

You: i like to shit alot

You: its so awesome

You: i shit in my hand and smear it on my cat

Stranger: wow

You: her stinks

You: we watch tv with shitty hands and shitty paws

Stranger: are u okay?

You: no im covered in shit what do you think?

Stranger: i think u'd better see the doctor.

You: actually im lying im covered in shit but my cat and i enjoy it.

You: i probably should huh.

Stranger: for sure

You: its pretty terrible

You: i know

You: but i cant help it

Stranger: why almost everyone's talking some incredible shit here?

You: the cat shits on the floor and rubs himself in it. then rubs it on me

Stranger: it's kinda hard to find one who's okay

You: its fuckin shit fest over here on thursday nights

Stranger: gfy

Stranger: sick fucker

You: whats that mean'

Stranger: that means go fuck urslef

You: shit fest

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Stranger: HI

You: hi

Stranger: IM GOD

You: awesome. ive been looking for you

You: can i have a moment of your time

Stranger: OF COURSE

You: i gots some favors to ask.

You: first of all

You: why cant operah control her weight

Stranger: 미안해 질문뜻을 이해못하겠어

You: the fuck man? you know im can only read in english

You: i dont like where this is going...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi !

You: hey whats up

You: asl?

Stranger: how are you ?

Stranger: 21 m denmakr

You: I'm pretty good

Stranger: you ?

You: just working at my flagship store at 77 orchard

You: 28/m/nyc

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Stranger: hi

You: HEY

Stranger: what is youer name

You: STEVE

You: YOURS?

You: *YOUR

Stranger: Iacca

You: WHERE YOU FROM

Stranger: secret

You: WHAT

You: WHY

You: IM FROM CANADA

Stranger: me too

You: NO YOU ARENT

You: I BET YOU'RE FROM KOREA OR SOMETHING

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi !

You: hey whats up

You: asl?

Stranger: how are you ?

Stranger: 21 m denmakr

You: I'm pretty good

Stranger: you ?

You: just working at my flagship store at 77 orchard

You: 28/m/nyc

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:lol: :lol: :lol: !!! this made me snort while laughing ahahha

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: good

You: you

Stranger: just fine

Stranger: asl if you don't mind me asking

You: 29

You: seatle

You: f

You: you

Stranger: 20 m florida

Stranger: haha seattle

You: whats wrong with that

Stranger: nothing it's just one of my friends lives there

Stranger: he's so weird

You: really

Stranger: yea

You: how so

Stranger: he says weird shit

Stranger: he walked up to a police officer and asked him

Stranger: "would you like to obtain some drugs or a frog?"

You: what did the cop choose

Stranger: handcuffs

You: haha

You: nice

You: i like hancuffs

You: ;)

Stranger: haha

You: but they never fit in my anus

Stranger: you'd have to be quite loose for that

You: yeah i can fit a peabut butter jar

You: but the handcuffs dont go in for some reason

Stranger: maybe it's the shape

You: thats what i was thinking

You: can you fit anything in your anus

Stranger: i haven't tried

Stranger: but i can't fit my dick in my girlfriend's anus

You: really

Stranger: really

Stranger: tight ass

You: get some butter

Stranger: i'll try that

You: or use a knife and open it a little

Stranger: i won't try that

You: why are you a homophobe

You: its a girls ass its not gay

Stranger: but it's cutting her ass

You: people like you with closed minds make this world a bad place

You: she a whore who cares

Stranger: true

You: i bet she id =s fucking your best friend

You: is*

You: and your dad

Stranger: well she's actually right here

Stranger: sitting right on my lap, how strange

You: ew

You: dont let their cum slip out from her pussy and get all over you

Stranger: don't plan on it

You: you know she lets them cum inside

You: while you have to use a condom

You: i say you just beat the bitch for it

Stranger: donkey slap

You: teach her to either stay on the kitchen or on your dick

Stranger: good idea

Stranger: what was i thinking, donkey punch*

You: yeah you dumb fuck

Stranger: suck my dick

You: nah she have you herpes

Stranger: so she has it

You: i dont want to catch it to

Stranger: so suck my dick

Stranger: i didn't ask for your opinion. do what i say

You: nah let your whorefriend do it

Stranger: you are my whorefriend

Stranger: minus the friend

Stranger: whore

You: hahaha

You: wow you are so funny

You: did your slut of a girlfriend write that for you

Stranger: haha no i'm actually a girl, bitch

You: i shouuld call you jay leno you are so funy

Stranger: ?

Stranger: what's that tasty, crispy smell in the air

Stranger: perhaps it's you

Stranger: cause you just got FRIIIIED

Stranger: OHHH SHIIIT

You: wow

You: hey whats that squid like smell

You: its really strong

You: i cant take it

You: where is it coming from

Stranger: you vagg?

You: damn its horrid

You: no

You: its not mine

Stranger: oh good comeback

Stranger: actually

Stranger: if you want a comeback just get it off your brothers chin

You: haha

You: funny

You: wow

You: this what you do when you are alone

You: http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/80034-2/Glass_jar_eyes.gif

Stranger: mmmm no

You: homo

Stranger: stfu

Stranger: homos are awesome

Stranger: close minded bitch

You: yeah because you love it when they fuck you in the ass

Stranger: which would make them straight

Stranger: notice my statement that i am in fact, a girl

Stranger: fagger

You: oh yeah sure

You: just because you have a small dick doesnt mean you are a girl

Stranger: wow

Stranger: your shit's weak

You: good grandma's boy refrence

You: are you goin to make a robot voice now

Stranger: no

Stranger: i choose to stick just to

Stranger: SHIT'S WEAK

You: very clever

You: you are a comedy genious

Stranger: you are a lifeless douche

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You: hey hey hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: u from?

You: USA

You: you?

Stranger: india

You: right on

You: so do you eat cows or are you a legit hindu?

Stranger: hindu

You: right on

You: Do you like donkey shows?

Stranger: i hate

You: Ever seen a donkey show?

Stranger: neva

You: Dont lie

Stranger: wats ur name??

You: STOP LYING

Stranger: serious enough dude

You: My name is Mr. Bungle

You: you?

Stranger: sai

You: You ever give a girl a black eye?

Stranger: no not yet

You: You like giving girls black eyes?

Stranger: no

You: DONT LIE

Stranger: do u?

You: As a man that is my right

You: women are inferior

Stranger: hoooo

Stranger: but over here they r equal with us

You: Well you need to start slaying mad eyeballs

Stranger: they hav equal rights as we hav

You: GO SHIVA ON THEY ASS

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Stranger: hey

You: hello there...

You: you doin good...

Stranger: yeh

Stranger: u?

You: quite fine....

You: but...

You: im 40 and a virgin....

Stranger: sex and location?

You: male...usa...

You: you...

Stranger: 22 female

Stranger: irak, i'm very hot

You: im going to pull you my penis real quick....is that ok...

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