enigmatic Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 hahahaha. on tuesdays.yupp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i love feet Stranger: Hi Stranger: yeap ? why ? ) You: dunno You: they turn me on You: i hate toes though You: i wish i could lock a woman up and cut off her toes You: then id REALLY love those feet Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 this shit is creepy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 hahaha cut off her toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boost™ Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: AYY You: yoo Stranger: SUP You: not shit whats up Stranger: SAME. I'M PISSED OFF You: why?? Stranger: BECAUSE OF THE SPICS ON HERE WITH THEIR HOLAS AND THEIR QUES Stranger: MAKES A NIGGER MAD. You: LMAO You: yo u think its fucked up You: to rob steros from cars? You: stereros You: or how ever the fuck u spell it Stranger: HA! Stranger: I THINK IT'S FINE. Stranger: PERSONALLY. You: lol ok good Stranger: COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. You: lmao You: so u from the 12oz> Stranger: I'D STEAL SHIT FROM A DISABLED CHILD. AINT NO SKIN OF MY BONES You: LMFAO You: dawg im livin by yer quotes Stranger: ATLEAST I'D BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY CASUAL COOL AND NOT HAVE TO RUN. You: AHAHAHAHA Stranger: FEELING ME? You: hell yeah Stranger: FUCK OBAMA. You: WHAAAT? Stranger: YEAH YOU HEARD. You: u dont lik OB? You: nah fill me in Stranger: GIMME SOMETHING TO STEAL BROTHER. Stranger: IF I WAS LIKE ANY SUPER STAR. I'D BE HULK HOGAN. You: LOL WE ROBBIN NIGGAS OFF CRAIGSLIST !! You: actin lik we wanna buy theyre honda You: findin out where they stay at Stranger: MAN, I'D SLAM THAT LEGDROP. You: LMAO Stranger: OKAY. You: ARE U BLACK? Stranger: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. I GO BY MY STREET NAME: LORD KALVIN. Stranger: FUCKINGYEAH You: LOL Stranger: I'M IN A LIBERARY. You: call me king geedorah Stranger: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE I TYPE HARD. SLAPSLAPSLAP. WHITE PEOPLE NEED FUCKING RESPECT OR I'LL LEGDROP THEIR ASS. You: CHYEEAA GUCCI !! Stranger: FUCK YEAH. Stranger: I'M OUT BROTHER. I'M GOING TO SHOOT THIS PLACE UP. OR, JUST STEAL THIS FINEASS COMPUTER. You: iite g Stranger: CHECK IT OUT, BROTHER. LATER You: dueces my nig<3 You: no homo Stranger: BYE KING GEEDORAH. Stranger: I wish I was black :/ Bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 re lesbian ac[/color]tion:[/b] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: _____________________________________________________ MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: Your conversational partner has been flagged as a child predator. Omegle.com strongly advises against pedophilia and child molestation, so please, chat with your partner at your own risk. _____________________________________________________ Stranger: ¨hi You: hi You: want some candy? Stranger: yea You: ok Stranger: what knind You: its right over here in my conversion van' You: i have all kinds of candy Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected. I wonder if that means they store your ip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I wonder if that means they store your ip? nah dude, I sent that message from Omegle shit as an awkward opener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I wonder if that means they store your ip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo bruh whats good Stranger: what? You: man bro i just over here chillin with some bois on dat block Stranger: asl? You: i be a nigga thats all you needa know Stranger: Sorry, I bad English. I have come to see one of us can not be met. Bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hey You: asl? Stranger: asl? You: hehehe You: im a 20 f ny Stranger: 19/m/canada Stranger: haha i dont usually ask asl Stranger: so hows ur summer going? You: its good i am graduating soon Stranger: graduating nice from? You: im doing 2 years at bmcc i am graduate soon You: then gonna go to better schol Stranger: oh thats awesome You: here i have pic You: http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2233/gifbintsimfuckis.gif Stranger: lol Stranger: i have no idea if thats legit You: it is just a pic Stranger: oh ic lol Stranger: just an odd name for the image lol Stranger: so do u have summer holidays soon? You: yeah did you see my pic Stranger: yea You: u like? Stranger: lol sure Stranger: i am a jays fan tho You: mm thanks i am rubbing my penis on my stomach right now Stranger: cool You: and by that i mean penis protruding from my stomach You: not the normal kind Stranger: ... You: you got a problem with my stomach penis Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 yo i went to shcool across from bmcc dude...if u do actually go there You: tight pants wearing faggot Stranger: yeah pretty much You: sperm killers dontcha know Stranger: yeah You: then why wud u Stranger: i like the pain You: masochist dude You: thats like an abortioon in ur pants You: lol Stranger: yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: AYY You: yoo Stranger: SUP You: not shit whats up Stranger: SAME. I'M PISSED OFF You: why?? Stranger: BECAUSE OF THE SPICS ON HERE WITH THEIR HOLAS AND THEIR QUES Stranger: MAKES A NIGGER MAD. You: LMAO You: yo u think its fucked up You: to rob steros from cars? You: stereros You: or how ever the fuck u spell it Stranger: HA! Stranger: I THINK IT'S FINE. Stranger: PERSONALLY. You: lol ok good Stranger: COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. You: lmao You: so u from the 12oz> Stranger: I'D STEAL SHIT FROM A DISABLED CHILD. AINT NO SKIN OF MY BONES You: LMFAO You: dawg im livin by yer quotes Stranger: ATLEAST I'D BE ABLE TO WALK AWAY CASUAL COOL AND NOT HAVE TO RUN. You: AHAHAHAHA Stranger: FEELING ME? You: hell yeah Stranger: FUCK OBAMA. You: WHAAAT? Stranger: YEAH YOU HEARD. You: u dont lik OB? You: nah fill me in Stranger: GIMME SOMETHING TO STEAL BROTHER. Stranger: IF I WAS LIKE ANY SUPER STAR. I'D BE HULK HOGAN. You: LOL WE ROBBIN NIGGAS OFF CRAIGSLIST !! You: actin lik we wanna buy theyre honda You: findin out where they stay at Stranger: MAN, I'D SLAM THAT LEGDROP. You: LMAO Stranger: OKAY. You: ARE U BLACK? Stranger: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. I GO BY MY STREET NAME: LORD KALVIN. Stranger: FUCKINGYEAH You: LOL Stranger: I'M IN A LIBERARY. You: call me king geedorah Stranger: PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE I TYPE HARD. SLAPSLAPSLAP. WHITE PEOPLE NEED FUCKING RESPECT OR I'LL LEGDROP THEIR ASS. You: CHYEEAA GUCCI !! Stranger: FUCK YEAH. Stranger: I'M OUT BROTHER. I'M GOING TO SHOOT THIS PLACE UP. OR, JUST STEAL THIS FINEASS COMPUTER. You: iite g Stranger: CHECK IT OUT, BROTHER. LATER You: dueces my nig<3 You: no homo Stranger: BYE KING GEEDORAH. Stranger: I wish I was black :/ Bye. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: asia? Stranger: hi You: usa Stranger: wow Stranger: where exactly? You: california You: u You: ? Stranger: russian federation. Stranger: what's the time now in ca? You: 11pm and there? Stranger: 10 am (: You: cool Stranger: morning begins... You: i want toast Stranger: go get it (: You: jam too You: buy me some Stranger: and send via email? You: you russian guys have lots of money Stranger: ohrly? You: naw man smash it threw the screen Stranger: lol You: ill eat it and have diarteheaa Stranger: what's the diartehea? You: i like to shit alot You: its so awesome You: i shit in my hand and smear it on my cat Stranger: wow You: her stinks You: we watch tv with shitty hands and shitty paws Stranger: are u okay? You: no im covered in shit what do you think? Stranger: i think u'd better see the doctor. You: actually im lying im covered in shit but my cat and i enjoy it. You: i probably should huh. Stranger: for sure You: its pretty terrible You: i know You: but i cant help it Stranger: why almost everyone's talking some incredible shit here? You: the cat shits on the floor and rubs himself in it. then rubs it on me Stranger: it's kinda hard to find one who's okay You: its fuckin shit fest over here on thursday nights Stranger: gfy Stranger: sick fucker You: whats that mean' Stranger: that means go fuck urslef You: shit fest Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: hi Stranger: IM GOD You: awesome. ive been looking for you You: can i have a moment of your time Stranger: OF COURSE You: i gots some favors to ask. You: first of all You: why cant operah control her weight Stranger: 미안해 질문뜻을 이해못하겠어 You: the fuck man? you know im can only read in english You: i dont like where this is going... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hey You: wheres all the terds at? You: im the turd burglar Stranger: did you check your . . butt? You: give up the goods Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 nah dude, I sent that message from Omegle shit as an awkward opener hahaha golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 EVERYone I've talked to from asia over use the word WOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You: hey Stranger: hi You: where you from? Stranger: korea Stranger: u? You: fuck you koreans!!!! You: wowowowowowowowowoowowow Stranger: ㅗㅗㅗ You: FUCK YOU! Your conversational partner has disconnected no/hatecrime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Talked to someone from Korea who barely spoke english and got thish.. lol smash or trash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 damn this shit is lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Talked to someone from Korea who barely spoke english and got thish.. lol smash or trash? smash until i can no longer smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi ! You: hey whats up You: asl? Stranger: how are you ? Stranger: 21 m denmakr You: I'm pretty good Stranger: you ? You: just working at my flagship store at 77 orchard You: 28/m/nyc Your conversational partner has disconnected. denmark does not like infernal taurus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: HEY Stranger: what is youer name You: STEVE You: YOURS? You: *YOUR Stranger: Iacca You: WHERE YOU FROM Stranger: secret You: WHAT You: WHY You: IM FROM CANADA Stranger: me too You: NO YOU ARENT You: I BET YOU'RE FROM KOREA OR SOMETHING Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi ! You: hey whats up You: asl? Stranger: how are you ? Stranger: 21 m denmakr You: I'm pretty good Stranger: you ? You: just working at my flagship store at 77 orchard You: 28/m/nyc Your conversational partner has disconnected. denmark does not like infernal taurus :lol: :lol: :lol: !!! this made me snort while laughing ahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: good You: you Stranger: just fine Stranger: asl if you don't mind me asking You: 29 You: seatle You: f You: you Stranger: 20 m florida Stranger: haha seattle You: whats wrong with that Stranger: nothing it's just one of my friends lives there Stranger: he's so weird You: really Stranger: yea You: how so Stranger: he says weird shit Stranger: he walked up to a police officer and asked him Stranger: "would you like to obtain some drugs or a frog?" You: what did the cop choose Stranger: handcuffs You: haha You: nice You: i like hancuffs You: ;) Stranger: haha You: but they never fit in my anus Stranger: you'd have to be quite loose for that You: yeah i can fit a peabut butter jar You: but the handcuffs dont go in for some reason Stranger: maybe it's the shape You: thats what i was thinking You: can you fit anything in your anus Stranger: i haven't tried Stranger: but i can't fit my dick in my girlfriend's anus You: really Stranger: really Stranger: tight ass You: get some butter Stranger: i'll try that You: or use a knife and open it a little Stranger: i won't try that You: why are you a homophobe You: its a girls ass its not gay Stranger: but it's cutting her ass You: people like you with closed minds make this world a bad place You: she a whore who cares Stranger: true You: i bet she id =s fucking your best friend You: is* You: and your dad Stranger: well she's actually right here Stranger: sitting right on my lap, how strange You: ew You: dont let their cum slip out from her pussy and get all over you Stranger: don't plan on it You: you know she lets them cum inside You: while you have to use a condom You: i say you just beat the bitch for it Stranger: donkey slap You: teach her to either stay on the kitchen or on your dick Stranger: good idea Stranger: what was i thinking, donkey punch* You: yeah you dumb fuck Stranger: suck my dick You: nah she have you herpes Stranger: so she has it You: i dont want to catch it to Stranger: so suck my dick Stranger: i didn't ask for your opinion. do what i say You: nah let your whorefriend do it Stranger: you are my whorefriend Stranger: minus the friend Stranger: whore You: hahaha You: wow you are so funny You: did your slut of a girlfriend write that for you Stranger: haha no i'm actually a girl, bitch You: i shouuld call you jay leno you are so funy Stranger: ? Stranger: what's that tasty, crispy smell in the air Stranger: perhaps it's you Stranger: cause you just got FRIIIIED Stranger: OHHH SHIIIT You: wow You: hey whats that squid like smell You: its really strong You: i cant take it You: where is it coming from Stranger: you vagg? You: damn its horrid You: no You: its not mine Stranger: oh good comeback Stranger: actually Stranger: if you want a comeback just get it off your brothers chin You: haha You: funny You: wow You: this what you do when you are alone You: http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/80034-2/Glass_jar_eyes.gif Stranger: mmmm no You: homo Stranger: stfu Stranger: homos are awesome Stranger: close minded bitch You: yeah because you love it when they fuck you in the ass Stranger: which would make them straight Stranger: notice my statement that i am in fact, a girl Stranger: fagger You: oh yeah sure You: just because you have a small dick doesnt mean you are a girl Stranger: wow Stranger: your shit's weak You: good grandma's boy refrence You: are you goin to make a robot voice now Stranger: no Stranger: i choose to stick just to Stranger: SHIT'S WEAK You: very clever You: you are a comedy genious Stranger: you are a lifeless douche Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You: hey hey hey Stranger: hi Stranger: u from? You: USA You: you? Stranger: india You: right on You: so do you eat cows or are you a legit hindu? Stranger: hindu You: right on You: Do you like donkey shows? Stranger: i hate You: Ever seen a donkey show? Stranger: neva You: Dont lie Stranger: wats ur name?? You: STOP LYING Stranger: serious enough dude You: My name is Mr. Bungle You: you? Stranger: sai You: You ever give a girl a black eye? Stranger: no not yet You: You like giving girls black eyes? Stranger: no You: DONT LIE Stranger: do u? You: As a man that is my right You: women are inferior Stranger: hoooo Stranger: but over here they r equal with us You: Well you need to start slaying mad eyeballs Stranger: they hav equal rights as we hav You: GO SHIVA ON THEY ASS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNEK.PDA Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Stranger: hey You: hello there... You: you doin good... Stranger: yeh Stranger: u? You: quite fine.... You: but... You: im 40 and a virgin.... Stranger: sex and location? You: male...usa... You: you... Stranger: 22 female Stranger: irak, i'm very hot You: im going to pull you my penis real quick....is that ok... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 nothing but fucking weirdos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Stranger: hi You: hello You: how are you today Stranger: good Stranger: and u? You: i have a very large erection Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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