nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: STRANGER DANGER Stranger: Hello, my name is Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon, and I own World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). Do you enjoy WWE programming, and are you a fan of "The Animal" Stranger: Batista You: are you serious? Stranger: Yes You: it took you that long to typeyes You: you suck at life vincent kennedy mcmahon Stranger: Alright Stranger: Thanks for your input, fan You: fan You: thats a loose term You: for faggotry ballet You: u call a living Stranger: Excuse me? You: eh? You: did i stuh stuh stutter? You: scroll up then Stranger: We here at WWE would love to get you to enjoy our programming more. You: faggot. ballet. You: ok. You: one word. Stranger: What could we do to help do so? You: CHAINSAWS Stranger: This would endanger the lives of our stars Stranger: I'm sorry, we are a PG show. You: i wanna see Andre the Giant revived and fight the undertaker Stranger: Orientated towards children mainly. You: then he takes the undertaker You: under Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ::looks around:: You: ::spots an eager beaver on the horizon:: You: HAI! WUD YOU LEIK TO CYBAR WITH ME! You: PRESS 1 FOR YES AND 22222 FOR NO Stranger: 1 You: WORD. You: PLEASE DEPOSIT 30 CREDITS TO CONTINUE "CYBAR SEXUAL FANTASY ISLAND 3D" You: will that be mastercard or visa? Stranger: 'cha ching!' You: CYBAR SIMULATION; ACTIVE FEMALE MATE; RUN PROGRAM... You: OH You: BABY You: OH You: HARDER You: ::::if you would like to continue, please deposit 30 credits:::: You: ::::if you would like to continue, please deposit 30 credits:::: Stranger: 'cha ching' You: Thank you. You: RESUME SIMULATION... You: OH You: YES You: OH You: NO You: NO You: NO... WHAT ARE YOU DOING You: NO THATS NOT IT You: OVER You: OH MY GOD GET OFF ME You: ::::if you would like to continue, please deposit 30 credits:::: Stranger: ahahahah 'deposits 30 credits' You: Thank you. You: END SIMULATION You: Thank you for enjoying CYBAR SEXUAL FANTASY ISLAND 3D You: Please exit to the right. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 ok so my new goal is to try and get chicks to send me pictures.... soooo if you run into a nigga saying hes from texas and dropping the oontz lemme know hahaha so i dont waste my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi You: whats popping Stranger: nadda, you? You: jerkin You: i saw some niggers do it on youtube so decide to try Stranger: age? You: 18 You: you Stranger: 20 Stranger: how big? You: how big what Stranger: are you You: 180 You: all the other girls call me fat Stranger: That's not fat You: they say i look like like a panda You: especially after they beat me up and i have bruises everywhere Stranger: Don't listen to a word they say Stranger: and don't let them do that You: they sometimes put food in my pussy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heyooooo Stranger: Heyoooooooooooooo Stranger: vat iz abbbbbb!! Stranger: lets paaaaaaaty Stranger: Im kidding Stranger: lol You: you arent funny Stranger: I know Stranger: niether are u Stranger: fatass You: i beg to differ Stranger: yeah I've noticed ur shining sense of humour Stranger: I bet ur fat and ugly You: isnt it your bed time? Stranger: looking for cyber Stranger: naa Stranger: actually its morning here Stranger: although u have just burned me!:D You: ill cyber Stranger: amazing Stranger: Im gonna fart in your face You: im sticking my cock in your throat right now Stranger: then leave Stranger: well that isn't possible Stranger: since Iam farting in your face Stranger: lol Stranger: smell it! and taste it bitch Stranger: oops Stranger: shit is dripping on your face Stranger: sorry bout Stranger: that Stranger: accidents happen Stranger: Byyyyyyye You: are you done yet? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 more: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: I've been waiting for you. You: gay Stranger: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 :lol: this shit was kinda funny... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: : ) Stranger: :| You: how old are you Stranger: you're not going to get all foul mouth'd and stuff are you? You: nope Stranger: when I tell you how old I am you're going to disconnect, i've been there. You: nope Stranger: 28 You: fuck You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, want cybersex on msn hotmail? asl? You: hi You: m54california You: id love too! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii You: yo You: whats up? Stranger: not shit, just bored at home you? You: bored too You: where you live at? Stranger: usa, you? You: for real me too! You: where at? Stranger: alabama You: for real?? You: me too! Stranger: nuh uh Stranger: what city? You: yea You: memphis Stranger: i didnt know alabama had a memphis Stranger: haha You: shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ok Stranger: so You: ok ok Stranger: you like shitty music You: you like shitty music You: what do you listen to? Stranger: U2 You: oh shit You: you know Stranger: get on your boots You: i sat next to bono today You: on the train Stranger: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Stranger: uno dos tres You: so youre gonna sing to me here? You: i must be talkin to bono You: do you really have the largest shit in the world? Stranger: no way You: what was it? 9 courics? Stranger: i'm a lyrical wordsmith Stranger: i'm the voice of a generation You: yeah? You: well im a lock smith You: clickity clack clack! Stranger: derp derp derp Stranger: durr Stranger: so Stranger: you listen to shitty music? You: not as shitty as you Stranger: explain Stranger: yourself You: straight up lil wayne son You: thats how i roll Stranger: ugh You: i roll off cliffs Stranger: niggers are abusing autotune You: u mad? Stranger: yes Stranger: and no You: goddamn son Stranger: what happens with you give a monkey an autotuner Stranger: he transforms into t-pain Stranger: and lil wayne Stranger: 2 of many cunt rappers who abuse the autotune You: i bet you autotune your farts Stranger: if only You: you'll make billions Stranger: it would probably be #3 on the charts You: fuck yeah dude Stranger: right up there with the bignigs Stranger: black people were an accident You: you must be white You: overalls Stranger: damn right Stranger: i love macaroni and cheese You: red bandana, denim overalls ass nigga Stranger: I LUV AMERICAH You: niggadome hatin ass nigga Stranger: my firebird will run your nigga ass over Stranger: it's your fault our economy is shit Stranger: with all your welfare abuse and food stamps You: why you trippin dawg You: im rich You: and im white Stranger: because you robbed someone You: nah You: im malibu's most wanted Stranger: jamie kennedy is a cunt too Stranger: j/k, he's okay You: im not jamie Stranger: well i g2g Stranger: or do i You: nope Stranger: MERRRRRR You: i doubt it You: you lyin bastard Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: SO You: U LYK POKEMONZ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 shark fish bird? wtf is converse doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: hi You: not interested You: you bull dike You: get outs mah interwebz Stranger: wanna smoke a blunt You: what you typing slow ass nigga You: smoke bruntz? Stranger: yes mad tree You: you asking me to smoke bruntz with you? Stranger: yess You: nigga you just said mad tree You: suspect! You: oh nigga you 5-0 Stranger: weed is mad tree You: you mad suspect you ninformant donnie brasco ass nigga You: so how much were they gonna give you before you turned snitch? You: it was probably a 5 year bif n you got it reduced to 2 You: snitchin for 5 years niga your a bitch and a half Stranger: none im not no po po i grow mad weed You: your not a bigger bitch cause you aint buigger You: your mom grows mad fungus in her mad ass moma bear vagina forest You: sniotch ass rigga Stranger: neep You: five oh Stranger: yes i can do that on a sk8 board You: yeah i know its true shes smugglin buckweed in her vthighs You: oh super cool brah Stranger: yea nar dude You: so thats what it is then they caught you riding skateboard put you on for trespassing so you seell out your boy You: mad snitch nigga You: when you finnaly do your time kill yourself you homhom soap dropping koolaid nailpolish wearing faggot Stranger: nawww fag balls im not a cop or a snich You: i bet you make your self gay drinks like starwberry and banana daquiri emphasis on the banana You: homo You: your mad homo You: you know what else you are You: mad You: you mad? Stranger: neep i drink everythin You: oh this nigga is mos definatley mad You: you drink cum! You: CUM DRINKER You: oh nigga you drink CUM Stranger: am i mad...no ur a fag You: look at this snithc ass cum drinker You: did you not juct say you drink evrything? Stranger: FUCK U nigga You: nigga you drink cum You: oh shit .................................U MAD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 anyone else getting alotta feedback from Asians on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 gzoo hahah^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 anyone else getting alotta feedback from Asians on this site? Yeah there's people typing all in weird chinese voodoo characters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey m/f You: umm You: a year ago or now? Stranger: a year from now Stranger: next year You: hopefully male Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Stranger: hi You: YO Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 this thread is gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 You: uh hey? Stranger: Sorry, I'm not interested in 3-D girls. I'm only interested in 2-D girls. You: what like drawings? Stranger: Here is a picture of my waifu. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vLR2azV1Zx0/SL-pp4nVe-I/AAAAAAAAC30/PqEW-jOn0Ts/s400/haruhi2_longhair.jpg You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Page was not found = :[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkerock Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Stranger: hey Stranger: 20 male Canada You: yo Stranger: yo Stranger: asl ? You: 21 f us Stranger: how are yuo? You: im ok You: tired You: u? Stranger: ha ha... Stranger: i;m doing alright too =] You: how was ur day Stranger: it was alright..... Stranger: talked with gf for 3 hours...... spent whole day studying... Stranger: nothing much exciting Stranger: you? You: went to work and hung out at home, just the regular Stranger: yeah? Stranger: i guess your day sucked as much as mine You: yea then i came home a took a dump on my cat Stranger: lolz You: yea it was huge You: i ate a lot of beans Stranger: but on your ca? Stranger: cat*? You: for sure, she likes it You: she licks my asshole You: it tickles Stranger: ........... You: more pussy for pussy!!! Stranger: lolz Stranger: got a pic? You: ya 1sec let me take one on my webcam You: http://i43.tinypic.com/11c4hw4.jpg Stranger: if you actually looke like that Stranger: i feel sorry for you You: dont hate me cause im beautiful You: oh you mad cause im stylin on you? You: you mad You: you mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Page was not found = :[ works for me. its a photo of some japanese anime girl.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: こんにちは 여보세요 You: aa nihongo!!! You: nihonjin?? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asdl? Stranger: asl? Stranger: hi You: no satallite Stranger: im male 15 You: i'm male 42 Stranger: pedafile prick You: pedophile* Stranger: watevr You: you really might be 15 hahaha Stranger: u pedofile You: TPWF You: you still spelled it wrong You: learning is not your strong suit is it? Stranger: ill lash u bula You: I could give you lessons on spelling if you want Stranger: knock u out son Stranger: no need You: you know what i like? Stranger: wen i get my gang Stranger: lil boys You: gang of tpwf? Stranger: wat is tpwf Stranger: ???? You: you sweetie Stranger: lick a dick You: you must be a rapper Stranger: youlickadickaday Stranger: im not 45 on a kids website You: this is a kids website? Stranger: yeah Stranger: mother fuker You: why are you up so late? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I wonder if 12oz is the only place that tries to be the weirdest person. Or maybe I was telling him the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Ha! I win! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 你好 You: éÑ|Ö- You: ╓♦j╨δV║? Stranger: ......................... Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 geez it's like impossible for me to get any goodies from any woman on that damn chat site. maybe cause I don't feel like workin them up lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 they're all guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 more lesbian action: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: _____________________________________________________ MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: Your conversational partner has been flagged as a child predator. Omegle.com strongly advises against pedophilia and child molestation, so please, chat with your partner at your own risk. _____________________________________________________ Stranger: ¨hi You: hi You: want some candy? Stranger: yea You: ok Stranger: what knind You: its right over here in my conversion van' You: i have all kinds of candy Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: u a girl? You: on tuesdays Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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