KILZ FILLZ Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 so far everyone ive got has been boring as fuck this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 WHAT THE FUCK Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hai Stranger: Hola. You: como se llama? lol Stranger: What's your name? LOL. You: que eres tu? Stranger: What are you? You: mi llamo Sir Nache. Stranger: I'm named Sir Nache. You: I am a perfectly legal lationo emigrant You: Art thou from 12oz? Stranger: Soy un perfectamente legal emigrante latino. Stranger: ¿Eres tú de 12oz? Stranger: lulz, I'm translating everything you say. You: Oh, quite tricky. Stranger: Manually, not with Google, mind you. You: I am a perfectly legal lationo emigrant. Muy bien! Stranger: Oh, and it's "latino". You: Explain the accent marks ese Stranger: What's there to explain? You put them where they belong. Except in monosyllabic words, they alter stress. Stranger: In monosyllabic words they change the stress in the whole sentence. Stranger: más = more; mas = less-used form of "but" Stranger: tu = belonging to you; tú = you You: How would one go about the proccess of making a "accent mark" ? Stranger: Depends on your OS. You: Vista 64bit Stranger: Mac OS X, the acute accent (áíúéó) is Option+E then vowel, or the [ key on the Spanish layout. Stranger: Windows makes it a pain, always has. You: Yo neccesito un pr0n Stranger: ¿Eres straight o gay? You: Translate that ito jpg, ehh? You: Donde straight You: u female Stranger: lulz. I'm gay, can't help you there. You: ? Stranger: Nope. You: can i ask a question? Stranger: Go ahead. You: w/o u getting mad? Stranger: Unless it's jerkish and rude, sure. You: What is it like having a penis in your rectum? Stranger: Stick the longest finger you have up as far as possible. Stranger: That'll give you a pretty good idea. Stranger: Go ahead, I'll wait while you try it. You: What if you fart when said penis is inserted into your rectal cavity? Stranger: Both parties are either a) disgusted and walk away immediately, or b) are amused. That happens very rarely, I've only ever heard of it happening once or twice. You: Do you pitch or catch? Stranger: I prefer to pitch. Stranger: Also, MARÍA MARTHA SERRA LIMA! Your conversational partner has disconnected. /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hootie-hoo! Stranger: who says "Hootie-hoo!". LOL You: I do...Weeeeesssstsiiiiiiide!!!! You: I'm a gangster you see my dear. You: We all speak with inproper grammar Stranger: you from california? You: I'm from Nebraska. we keep it he;;a' trill/ You: my bad yo...Hella trill Stranger: lol, nebraska is westside. rofl You: WhEr U fRuM??? Stranger: im actually from the westside You: West side of where? Poopville? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 ahahahhahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrashcat Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: how can i say your face Stranger: seee Stranger: seeeeeeeeeeee You: i have a picture You: http://i43.tinypic.com/11c4hw4.jpg Stranger: Oh,no You: OH YEAH Stranger: i think i cant eat next dinner You: i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 this shit has got me rollin'. you guys are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 LOL Thrash using that youtube alien kid for the picture "I think I cant eat next dinner" either now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: http://i43.tinypic.com/11c4hw4.jpg Stranger: what is that?? You: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! Stranger: do I shoud know??? You: ... You: fuck you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: from You: ? Stranger: from? You: from what? Stranger: which country You: idk You: do you? Stranger: china You: china country singer? Stranger: ?? Stranger: no You: huh? You: your from chiena Stranger: u a singer? Stranger: yes You: prove it You: PROOOVE EEEET Stranger: China Stranger: China~~ You: send me a picture of your dick. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hello Stranger: asl ? You: wai? You: my name is britiney starks and im from fort lauderdale, i like to hang out with my friends who are all fifteen, just like me. You: we like myspace.com and the jonas brothers You: i like hawt sk8tr boiz You: and black guys You: i also think that simple plan is hands down, the best punk band to grace our one gods beautiful earth. You: i saw them once in orlando and they totally rocked the stage! You: i was so excited to meet them backstage too. You: they were super cool and nice You: what about you? You: ... You: talk to me You: dont leave me hanging You: taaaaalllllllllllk! You: ZOMG YOU ARE LIKE SO LAME! You: bew hew You: my lief is liek tutally ruined! You: when i tell brenda about this meeting she will have her older brother lewis totally jack you up cuzzo! You: hes in college and has black friends! You: from da hood! You: and they have guns and nunchaku! You: and they have wicked leopard fighting skills! Stranger: sorry i was away Stranger: and i wasnt leeving you hanging You: ... You: you lie You: liar! Stranger: usually the people just disconnect obviously not you You: yeah You: bc im lonely Stranger: im sorry :( You: its okay its not your fault Stranger: ok Stranger: thanks Stranger: so what do you want to talk about You: idk what about you? You: oh yeah you never told me ur asl You: i told you mine Stranger: 16 m uk Stranger: what was urs ? You: 15/f/SL You: 15/f/fl* Stranger: cool :) You: shyea! You: my uncle told me about this site You: he told me there is lots of neat people on here to meet Stranger: really You: yeah Stranger: cool You: but mostly its a bunch of weirdos Stranger: yeah You: people keep asking me if im /b/ You: wtf is that You: like my bra size? Stranger: i dont know :P You: so.... You: what do you wanna talk about Stranger: anything thats intesting :P You: intesting? You: like guts? Stranger: interesting * You: send a a picture of your dick Stranger: really You: shyeas You: ill send you a pic of me Stranger: really You: yes sir Stranger: ok You: kewl! You: ...? You: well? You: getting bored Stranger: yeah ive took it but how do you send it from webcam to this website You: idk, put it on tinypic.com You: then send it lol You: also send me a pic of you fingering your butt too. You: itz hawt You: WTF! You: taeking too long You: you suck dicks at being a human! You: tyson willl hear of this and properly dispose of you! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: gay You: nigga you gay Stranger: im not nigga Stranger: but a gay You: your a gay nigga You: niggerfag Stranger: u female or male Stranger: ? You: nigga im a female but dat aint got shit to do with this Stranger: oh love that You: what Stranger: haha You: huh You: nigga is you beastin or whut Stranger: ? You: beastin nigga...is you? Stranger: no Stranger: but im gay and a girl and u are too You: you straight fallin off cuzzo You: oh snapz Stranger: haha Stranger: i know u are a gay You: does ur pussy taste liek milk and coins? Stranger: if u want You: DEW YEW LIEK MUDKIPZ MOTHERFUCKER. Stranger: haha You: ah ah Stranger: im not motherfucker Stranger: im a girlfucker You: ILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER Stranger: thanx You: AT SAME TIME Stranger: nice You: WITH R KELLY PLAYING Stranger: k Stranger: bye You: US NIGGAS SHAW DO LIEK US SOME R KELLIES! You: RAZZA SNAZZA MASSA! Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 last one Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: im listening to two coloreds bickering on live radio. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hee Stranger: were yuo frfom?? You: >.> obvious 4chan troll is obvious Your conversational partner has disconnected. repeat (x4) /gets bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: how are you You: I am a zygote liviing in a womb. My sex organs have yet to develop. You: and you? Stranger: female or male You: I am a zygote liviing in a womb. My sex organs have yet to develop. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 You: HI THERE Stranger: hello i'm chinese You: I AM A ZYGOTE LIVING INSIDE MY MOTHER'S WOMB. I HAVE YET TO DEVELOP SEX ORGANS. WANNA CYBER? Stranger: freak You: TOO TRUE You: YOU INTO ZYGOTES? You: OR DO YOU PREFER FOETUSES? Stranger: no, you little wanker You: SOME ONE OLDER? You: I AM 104 THEN You: IN A NURSING HOME Stranger: oh god please Stranger: be normal You: THEY FEED ME APPLESAUCE ON SUNDAY Stranger: whats a guy have to do to have a sense of clearness in here You: SMASH YOUR FACE IN WITH A HAMMER? Stranger: you rreally enjoy this don't you You: ARENT YOU INTO WOMEN? Stranger: maybe you r used to see people talk drity to you and swore to you or whatever Stranger: nerd You: ok you really touched me now You: i am so sorry You: its just that everyone only Uses this for filth You: no one wants to make a real connection Stranger: .........so you r back to normal You: yes Stranger: that feel good isn't it You: ITS HARD BEING A ZYGOTE LIVING INSIDE MY MOTHER'S WOMB. I HAVE YET TO DEVELOP SEX ORGANS. I AM COVERED IN MUCOUS. MY MOM'S HEART BEAT IS LIKE BAD CHINESE TECHNO. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Stranger: im actually from the westside You: West side of where? Poopville? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: hey Stranger: hi You: tell me a joke Stranger: ok Stranger: how do you stop a nigger hanging around your front yard? You: how Stranger: hang him in the back You: ha! You: how do you stop a nigger from jumping on your bed? Stranger: ? You: put velcro on the cieling Stranger: heh Stranger: how do get a jewish girls number? Stranger: roll up her sleeve You: haha You: how do you know that you're in a gay church? You: half the people are standing and half the people are kneeling Stranger: hehe Stranger: whats the best thing about fucking a six year old girl? Stranger: flip her over and you got a six year old boy You: zing! You: whats the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You: you cant move the bowling ball with a pitchfork Stranger: hehe Stranger: whats better than fucking 2 16year old girls Stranger: fucking 16 2year old girls You: i knew that one. Stranger: how do you stop a dog from humping your leg You: hump the dogs leg? Stranger: pick it up and suck its dick off You: better idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: hello You: anyone there? Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 22/m/usa You: you? Stranger: 16 m canada You: so you like metalz? Stranger: ? You: \M/ You: metal Stranger: naw not really You: so you like THAT FUCKING MONKEY MUSIC? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hey Hey Hey Stranger: Hi You: ya know what grinds my gears? Stranger: what? You: Mother's that yell at me for kidnapping their daughters for several days You: what makes you mad? Stranger: when chicks fucking deny me You: That is when you force fuck them of course Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Best one so far: You: hi Stranger: hi You: how are ya? Stranger: 23 You: okay... Stranger: u? You: well You: where u at? Stranger: china You: you like eggrolls? Stranger: yes You: you like egg drop soup? Stranger: no You: you like shitting on a dead baby's chest? You: come on dont lie Stranger: yes You: awesome! You: I have never met someone as cool as you Stranger: ok You: you like graffiti? Stranger: no You: you mad? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: uh hey? Stranger: Hello Stranger: Are you doing good? You: yeah. Stranger: F or M? You: F Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: hey Stranger: hey You: m or f? Stranger: m/f? Stranger: m You: m You: shit peace! You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 lol double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 last one Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: im listening to two coloreds bickering on live radio. Your conversational partner has disconnected. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... the one liners are the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Stranger: Hello 23/m/usa You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You:hey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPiddlesworth Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 this was soo good. i feel like it could be someone on here. You: 1 Stranger: Hello You: 2 You: 3 You: and to the 4 You: snoop doggy dog and dr dr is at your door Stranger: Ready to make an entrance Stranger: So back on up Stranger: Cuz you know we 'bout to rip shit up Stranger: Gimme the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble Stranger: Compton and Long Beach together now you know you in trouble You: aint nuthin but a g thing baaaby Stranger: Two loc'd out niggas goin' craaaazay Stranger: My favorite rap album of all time, bar none except possibly Doggystyle You: dude im laughing my ass off over her You: that was awesome Stranger: Fuck yes it was. it didnt take any time at all for the response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 tranger: I need a favour.. You: alright Stranger: Go in your pantry, or where you store your food You: ok Stranger: do you have any packets of "shapes" Stranger: ? Stranger: the biscuits You: negative. Stranger: oh damn You: why Stranger: cos i need the code Stranger: inside of the pack You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 1 You: 2 You: 3 You: 4 Stranger: 6 Stranger: 7 You: Get your woman on the floor Stranger: 8 Stranger: 9 You: gotta gotta get up to get down Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 You: yo fool Stranger: HI Stranger: FUCK Stranger: 草你吗 You: huh? You: i dont read that language Stranger: Damning it You: chink ass nga Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 tranger: I need a favour.. You: alright Stranger: Go in your pantry, or where you store your food You: ok Stranger: do you have any packets of "shapes" Stranger: ? Stranger: the biscuits You: negative. Stranger: oh damn You: why Stranger: cos i need the code Stranger: inside of the pack You have disconnected. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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