tighthead Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 aww have a whinge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 ... it takes 12+ days for a job to get back to you about a second interview when they told you at the first interview that you had the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 when someone claims to be down, but has no heart when someone has no confrontational skills (but more importantly, the willingness to deal with something in an honest, straight up way)/spine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 when you look at your bank statement and realize how much you spend at a few certain locations. Granted, you do because you love and support them, but then you're like damn, I need to be brewin' my own damn coffee. grillin my own damn sandwiches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ^for me it is beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 when someone has no confrontational skills (but more importantly, the willingness to deal with something in an honest, straight up way)/spine Tell em "throw up your dick beaters kid, it's time to flex" When it's about that time to go to sleep. Bitches who refer to themselves as small bbw's. Paradox if I ever heard one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 dick beaters.. jokes ambidextrous masturbatus ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 lol at the last few posts. IHIW my boss emails me, asking if I can work tonight, but doesn't call when I don't respond to the email. I NEED MONEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Bitches who refer to themselves as small bbw's. Paradox if I ever heard one. never heard that, but yeah doesn't make sense. I know you're with me, GO BIG OR GO HOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Troof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 word. I hate terrible customers, The kind that want to cause trouble from the start. you know the type, it;s like why you gotta be that way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Guys named nicky. Girly ass name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I knew a girl named nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said howd u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldnt believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And nikki started 2 grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin will kick your behind Oh, shell show u no mercy But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind Darlin nikki Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, nikki, ohhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I also hate that spelling of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I have no food in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Guys named nicky. Girly ass name. I also hate that spelling of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Isn't he the one that had the competition to see who could be the nastiest and snorted ants and licked pee? Don't follow rock tho, don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Nikki sixx. Your thinking of ozzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Both apparently. Contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 a true role model Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 IHIw when people talk about things like 'dat sandwich doe!" and various other Americanisms when you know they are from New Zealand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather lewis Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 when you poop, and there's no toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Thinking of the perfect response days, months, years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 IHIW people drive like fucking assholes. told my gf the other day that im thinking about carrying a pistol in the glovebox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 Ever notice how everyone going slower than you is an idiot, and everyone going faster than you is a maniac? - Carlin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 IT'S MAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 i hate it when suboxone is EVERYWHERE..... until you need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I hate it when wiggers and niggers can't use the word 'is' or the possessive form of words properly like some sort of neato ghetto affect to further their illiteracy that just popped up in the past decade. "Dis soda good." "Dat my sista book." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 When I only have one day off in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 When I cross the 13000 post mark and don't notice until several posts later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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