massgraff 673 Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 some of the higher ups are coming to inspect at work and i know ahead of time but don't get the books in order because there's only one or 2 things written down in them and i figure i have time, but by the day of their visit there's a bunch of shit to do and it's a last minute scramble to fix it. some indigent motherfucker scratching his hair or fidgeting in front of me on the bus or subway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 when all your shit freezes, your hands die from the cold, & rapspray gets wasted on pencil-thin lines of pure drips. owell, i only hate everything about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bingeandgrab 2 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 i hate people with young kids always talking about how precious their little seed is, fuck that shit. i hate it when im just tryin to talk to a sexy girl and holdin in all my beer farts and slowly dying on the inside. (spontaneous combustion?) i hate it when im just tryin to finish in her ass and she wakes up and freaks out like WHO ARE YOU? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 when ppl want to burn, but pull out some shitty ass papers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 when homeless people grunt gruffly at you as if theyre offended & straight up turn down food. then stop taking up space on the sidewalk & just die already, motherfucker when you offer to buy a homeless dude some food because hes begging you for money, then he gets in line for cigarettes. i was just like , then left when you know some insane looking/cracked out bitch is about to ask you for money, but she starts off with" excuse me sir? excuse me? please, do you have a minute? im NOT asking for money.. but my name is this & ive been through a stroke - do you have $35 to spare? holee fuck - zombies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Inappropriate_Responder 950 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 ^yesterday Old papi bum: Hey blood, slick, slick slick check it out. I_R: word up, word up..yup yup. Old Papi bum: can you I_R: word up, word up..yup yup Kept walking... Dude never got a chance to ask. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 bitches who look at you when you cough. like bitch you're 20 something years old. in all those years you've never heard someone cough? it's not a big deal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 ^wont lie.. i can relate to that. not looking to vilify, but to rather verify who.. & move away. kinda like your holding your breath thing within range of stinky ass people (or who you suspect of smelling less than pleasant) i_r - twas in the middle of the night.. i was waiting there anyway.. fuck getting played by homeless people who think theyre smooth freals. wish you could see some bums from my old neighbourhood - funniest unintentional homeless comedians.. one old dude had a scruffy ass beard with a few beads tied into it. he stood outside my homestop everyday with a harmonica, looking doped up as fuck. hed just stand close to the door, so everyone had to pass/smell him while he grilled them & grumbled unintelligibly. then every few minutes, hed play a single half-assed note into his harmonica, sort of grin & just say "spaaare a loonie???". the description doesnt really do him any justice this other lady worked the opposite corner (probably crew). she sat in an electric wheelchair & literally just yelled "spare change" for hours nonstop, but extremely rudely. & when she commuted with her chair to the spot, she floored that shit & almost hit everyone out of the way & then theres the crazy lady with the elephantiasis legs who screamed at me for no reason once aite, done derailing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
French Krump 6 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I hate it when I get asked for I.D when I buy cigarettes. I don't even look that young. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
..romero.. 212 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 BLAH BLAH BLAH, summarized version of my wall of text. stupid hoe with razor bumps from being a hairy shebitch told me that my id isn't valid because its not a state issued id and wouldn't let me buy smokes. completely disregarding the fact that its issued by the united states government and is valid everyfucking where. i told her to go fuck herself, she chimped out (not a racist pun, she really looked like she could have been one of those planet of the ape types) and i miss the pakistani dude that ran it because they don't id for shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T_R_O_N 163 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 looking for a job knowing that it will never be enough to pay back school debt. none of your friends like to do shit come to the conclusion that you may not have any friends actually. looking at heads like chief keef and how you know you could rap circles around his entire clique. no one wants to buy your beats. You can replay your life in your head no problem due to lack of experiences. when suicide seems like a good idea. when you feel you were born in the wrong time. /sadguyoner. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bingeandgrab 2 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 when u need to take a shit and u think you will find a nice handicap washroom but some asshole like yourself made it there before and left a fuckin mess that was yours to make. when your can of silver clogs and everyone is just telling u that u should shake it but u know it wont fucking help anyway when you get that look from some old bitch on the subway who smells kush and looks at u like ur some kind of leper, fuckin cunt i should hotbox your living room and get ur whole family ripped. when ur fingertips are about to fall off and all ur tryin to do is do ur forcefield and get the fuck out of there when i find a grey hair on my ballsac? damn these muthafuckas breakin ma balls man when u wake up with a fuckin dry mouth all dehydrated and shit from a night of wreckless drunkardness and chainsmoking blunts and no amount of water helps rehydrate you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 when a 3 hour task ends up taking 9 when my keyboard gets fucked up forever & i gotta use the arrow keys to edit every other word after typing a post 1st world problems.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanfullofretards 312 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Your keyboard not working is like a 2nd world problem. That shit never happens. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 true enough heres hw it looks he n its not edited. its a hit o miss. mosty miss back to editing* shouldnt have hulk smashed it.. gotta get another one soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanfullofretards 312 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Here you go man, highly rated and pretty cheap...$11 http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-920-002478-Keyboard-K120/dp/B003ELVLKU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1360824509&sr=8-1&keywords=keyboard Unless you want a nicer, ergonomic and padded one...$31 http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Natural-Ergonomic-Keyboard-4000/dp/B000A6PPOK/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1360824676&sr=8-11&keywords=keyboard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 oh hell na.. done with wireless keyboards for life, i think.. back to the 90s i go. gonna find a solid one on the weekend, methinks. nokia should make keyboards.. took me almost 3 min to type/edit this. 2nd world problems. fuck this regardless, thanks for the suggestion/link Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanfullofretards 312 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 They are both wired... and very highly rated Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 damn, i belong in the van.. ill just pay cash at a store tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
French Krump 6 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The gas in my lighter runs out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanfullofretards 312 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 damn, i belong in the van.. ill just pay cash at a store tho You will be paying MORE for LESS my friend! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wickedwacko! 52 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 when the whisky bottles empty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 looking at heads like chief keef and how you know you could rap circles around his entire clique. umad? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigdoughnut69 237 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 ...There are not enough hours in the day. And I need more sleeps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Classified 123 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 i hate it when i kick my toe on something.... i hate it when i flush the toilet and it splashes on the seat.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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