MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Toilet splash cover the water in toilet paper, it will never happen again. it may clog if you use too much, but if its not your toilet, who cares :huh: -peoples BO in tight public places -insomnia -everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate when people make new threads without doing a search first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 where the hell are you livin? most bums round here ask for money for hard.....kinda pointless for me to give em money just so they can give it back to me anyways..... i was in LA blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 http://12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122810&page=2&highlight=grinds+gears now the question, which one? i am indifferent, for details of my ground down gears have already been posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i have three finals tomorrow and im on 12oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 good luck with your finals...i got mine next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i have three finals tomorrow and im on 12oontz i know what you mean. i hated typing up a paper or studying then i would go "hmm let's check the oontz" then i would look at the clock and it's like 2 hours that have past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 im glad im not the only one that does this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i was gonna study all weekend starting Friday night. i started studying at 6 tonight, cause the 12 is more important then my future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i was going to study all weekend too.....i didnt study AT ALL this weekend....but i did manage to rack up about 100 posts :( fuck i hate school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i did a lot of "breaks" in between "studying" i'm just glad im done.... for two weeks. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 we only get a week off before summer school kicks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I hate assholes bailing into the queue at supermarkets drop their stuff on the conveyor.. and then nip off to get somehting only to arrive back when I'm lifting my stuff over theirs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 shit cunts fat chicks fat shit cunt chicks fat chicks who think there hot ugly chicks who think there hot hot chicks who wont let me get my dick wet people with common as stock cars who rev at me at the lights because my cars better FRONT WHEEL DRIVES toys capping old school kings old writers not giving respect to the new wave the new wave not giving respect to the old writers commercial hip hop techno hot girls who are actully 15 and jail bait as fuck people who don't know what they want warm beer expensive beer shit buds when you run out of smokes in the middle of no were could go on for ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I pay 50c for extra pickles on my maccas cheeseburger and they give me ONE EXTRA SLICE OF PICKLE. Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 -WET SOCKS -DRY PUSSY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 -WET SOCKS -DRY PUSSY You gonna have to get used to the dry pussy. I sincerely doubt you can ever make a woman wet. Unless she is dead and you use a lot of KY and spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 NAH BUT DEAD ASS I HATE IT WHEN THERES 5 NIGGAS ORDERING SHIT AT THE DRIVE THRU AND MY SHIT IS MAD BASIC LIKE "A #7" AND SOME OTHER NIGGA GETS EVERYTHING ON THE DOLLAR MENU MADE TO ORDER....AND MY ORDER GETS FUCKED UP. WHEN IM PLAYIN BASKETBALL AND THE BALL BOUNCES IN SOME PUDDLE OF SOME SHIT OR SOME NIGGAS SPIT OR SOMETHING WHEN IM DUMB HIGH AND I POUR MYSELF A GIANT POT FULL OF CEREAL AND IM MAD EXCITED AND I PUT ON "DONNIE BRASCO" AND IM ABOUT TO GO IN AND RELAX THEN I OPEN UP THE MILK THING AND THERE .433452 MILLILITERS OF (SPOILED) MILK IN THE SHIT. WHEN I ORDER SOME SHIT AT A RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR KETCHUP OR PEPPER OR SOME SHIT AND IM WAITIN FOR THE SHIT FOR 20 HOURS. OH SHIT ABSTRACT SAID THAT :lol: WHEN IM ON A DANCEFLOOR DANCIN WITH 2 CHICKS AND SOME NIGGA COMES UP AND SAYS SOME CORNY SHIT LIKE "HEY MAN SHARING IS CARING!" WHEN IM ON A DANCEFLOOR DANCIN WITH A BROAD AND "THE OLD NIGGA AT THE CLUB" IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME WITH SOME BITCH THAT LOOKS BORED AS HELL AND HIS FUCKIN SCREWDRIVER IS SPLASHIN ALL ON MY FUCKIN BLAZER. WHEN I ASK A GIRL TO GRAB MY PHONE CUZ ITS RINGIN AND ITS SOME OTHER BITCH AND HER CALLER ID PICTURE IS A PICTURE OF HER VAGINA AND THE GIRL PICKIN UP THE PHONE MAKES THIS FACE :hatred: WHEN MY COFFEE GETS COLD IN 5 MINUTES FLAT. WHEN MY POPS COMES TO VISIT AND THE NIGGA WAKES ME UP AT 6AM ON A SATURDAY TALMBOUT "WE GOT SHIT TO DO" WITH A TOOLBELT ON. NO WE DONT NIGGA!! YOU MAKIN UP SHIT TO DO!! WHEN MY MOMS CALLS ME MORE THAN CITIBANK TO REMIND ME TO PAY MY BILLS. WHEN IM TRYIN TO GO PLAY CARDS AND SMOKE BLUNTS WITH THESE NIGGAS AND MY GIRL IS LIKE "FINE, GO PLAY CARDS" IN THE "IF YOU GO PLAY CARDS WITH THESE NIGGAS YOU AINT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED FOR A MONTH" VOICE. WHEN IM DOWNTOWN AND GHETTO BUM NIGGAS LOOK AT ME AND ASK ME FOR A NEWPORT "CUZ I KNOW YOU SMOKE NEWPORTS FAM HAHA" (I KEEP ONE CAMEL IN MY PACK JUST IN CASE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 You gonna have to get used to the dry pussy. I sincerely doubt you can ever make a woman wet. Unless she is dead and you use a lot of KY and spit. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT BITCH. I CAN MAKE YOU SOAKIN WET...YOU READY? I CAN HEAR YOU FINGERING YOUR FAT CHEESY WHITE PUSSY ALREADY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT BITCH. I CAN MAKE YOU SOAKIN WET...YOU READY? ... I CAN HEAR YOU FINGERING YOUR FAT CHEESY WHITE PUSSY ALREADY. If handing a chick a cheeseburger is how you get them... yeah I stand by my previous post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 DONT EVER COME AT ME AGAIN YOU FUCKIN FAT BITCH. ILL ETHER YOU. DONT PLAY YOURSELF YOU KANGAROO EATIN PINK DICK SUCKIN ECKO VISOR WEARIN ASS BITCH. YOU GONNA END UP CRYIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 WHEN IM TRYIN TO GO PLAY CARDS AND SMOKE BLUNTS WITH THESE NIGGAS AND MY GIRL IS LIKE "FINE, GO PLAY CARDS" IN THE "IF YOU GO PLAY CARDS WITH THESE NIGGAS YOU AINT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED FOR A MONTH" VOICE. Dump the lady then go to lolshock.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 DONT EVER COME AT ME AGAIN YOU FUCKIN FAT BITCH. ILL ETHER YOU. DONT PLAY YOURSELF YOU KANGAROO EATIN PINK DICK SUCKIN ECKO VISOR WEARIN ASS BITCH. YOU GONNA END UP CRYIN. You really are getting touchy on this subject aren't you. I love a man who stamps his foot and throws a tantrum. Exhibit B... Why you can't get a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 If handing a chick a cheeseburger is how you get them... yeah I stand by my previous post. THATS HOW YOUR MAN GOT YOU, HE AINT EVEN HAVE TO GIVE YOU A MILKSHAKE. STAY WAY FROM AROUND ME YOU FAT NASTY BITCH, I DONT EVEN LIKE FAT BITCHES ON THE INTERNET. SO SHUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH AND STOP TALKIN TO ME TRYNA MAKE SIDEWAYS COMMENTS YOU FUCKIN HAG. IF YOU WERE IN THE TRISTATE ID INVITE YOU TO A PARTY THEN SLAP YOU IN YOUR FAT FUCKIN JOWL WHEN YOU GOT THERE IN YOUR XXXL "HOTTIE" TSHIRT YOU FUCKIN PASTY WASTE OF X CHROMOSOMES. NOW LIKE I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TALKIN TO ME YOU STINK ASS FAT BITCH. AND BITCH THIS IS NOT A TANTRUM. I DONT DO TANTRUMS, THIS IS ME ON .5% SLAYING YOUR WACK ASS. TAKE IT LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ...AND THIS BITCH IS STILL IN HERE LIKE IM TRYIN TO PLAY PATTYCAKE. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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