Sleazeside Heights Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 you get the idea of pizza in your head, and you can't think of anything else until you get it. I need to get pizza today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 When people drive slow as constipated shit during the AM rush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I hate when my orders don't come in on time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 It's true black folks walk mad slow across the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 can't be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 i hate it when white ppl run across the street.. even when they don't have to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 i hate it when.. you're stuck in traffic on the highway, and there's a third lane that ends, and all the assholes using the 3rd lane drive as far as they can in that lane and then attempt to merge YOU STUPID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 i hate it when all the chips in the bag break down to pieces so small you can't dip 'em anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 ^^werrrd. trife life shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I hate it when people take jokes the wrong way... Everyone needs to lighten the fuck up and realize that everything in the world can be funny in a certain light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaos211 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 i hate it when i try to be nice and end up getting bitched out because they own a piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 -people piss on the floors at the club/bar. i mean if the urinal/toilets overflowing thats one thing, but if you doin that to be hilarious, you doin it wrong. niggas need to step their kick games up if you dont give a fuck that much to piss all over the fucking place and then trod through it like its a rain puddle. -when bitches who drive their daddys ride to the club and pull out their gucci wallets out of their louis purses tell me that that "thrift shop" song by that hipster faggot macklemore or whatever is their favorite song. 20 dollars in your pocket? fuck out of here. -when your girls outta town and calls you when shes on her rag and expects to chat (argue) with you about utter nonsense over the phone because shes lonely and retarded. -when your stomach makes those farting sounds but you havent even farted and the girl youre tryna impress cant tell the difference. -when weed makes you paranoid. -running out of fucking cigarettes. -when i lose homies to the powers of a cocaine addiction. sad shit. -friends that you rarely get to see anymore because theyre in some shitty long term relationship where the bitch wont let them have any freedom, and then when you finally do see them, all they do is complain about how bad their girl is. and then you dont see them again for months and the cycle repeats itself. grow a pair and dump the bitch, choose your girl over your friends, or shut the fuck up. one out of the three. -those dudes that have to "like" every post/picture you have on facebook. i dont mind if girls do it, but dudes needa chill. i should really delete that shit, but its good for arranging a fuck with some chick every once in a while. -when you actually have a chance with pulling a cute waitress but then you get too drunk and turn her off. happens to my dumbass alcoholic self all the time. its annoying. basically all these happened to me last weekend. im a hatin ass motherfucker today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 i hate clubbing in general, its the same eveywhere - shit music, date rapists/sleazy lounge lizards whod give your daughter aids after date-raping her just for a 30 second thrust, whores who are out there just to be loudly dumb & spread their problems around, dumbass bouncers i wouldnt push a button of save a life for, & a total waste of time & money at that twice, ive overheard greasy ginos & ugly yet buff persian dudes talking about date rape likw its a sport.. never wanted to torture someone so badly in ways i wont even describe on the internet. think dr hannibal lecter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 your wife left you real talk, though.. you actually work on a fishing vessel? cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 can you please be lieutenant dan for halloween & act out these scenes in front of your peers.. you will be a hero from one of the links.. sorry if ive sounded sarcastic, like a dick, or both - not trying to hate on ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 my man dooley! i hate it when you sleep til 3 every day, the day is basically wasted. nothing to do but hope you wake up somewhat earlier tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 for u sleaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 ^^ thanks man, totally on point. also, their song Gasoline is my jammmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 when noob go full retard on some bipolar shit. thats you, lieutenant dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 dun b sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I hate when georgetown flops in the first round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootybooty Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I hate it when my plans don't get canceled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I hate it when people can't stop and smell the roses.. Chill b. You doin too much. Get lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I HATE CLUBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I. Hate the first day back to work after a long vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Man i hate this stride commercial with this faggot michael cera look a like buying short shorts and imagining what shaun white would look like in short shorts. just because a celebrity does something gay doesn't make it cool it just makes them gay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Wiggers tryna bum my change and smokes. You were talking all that good shit a minute ago, wheres your paper stacks now? Crack isn't as lucrative of a business anymore or something? Fuck outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 ya fuk faggots burn em 2 deth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 thought michael cera was funny in arrested development.. everything else hes ever been in - piece of shit hip young movies with the same character whos just not funny anymore albert, this fuckin guy asked me for a 20 once. just sitting there & comes up to me - "yo man, can i have 20 dollars?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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