~KRYLON2~ Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 waking up feeling hungover when i didn't drink at all yesterday or Saturday! what the fuck! hopefully I'm not getting sick with some hangover virus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 its just aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 ^seriously... thats how it starts. feels like a bad case of the flu and then BAM! aids. im not just positive, im HIV positive that you should go get yourself tested. southpark is playing that episode about cartman getting aids so its kind of a cool coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 was this close to taking a picture but didn't. i fuckin hate those stupid sinks where you push down the handle and water comes out for 2 seconds and then you have to press it again and again. who thought that was a good idea to begin with? you're supposed to wash your hands for 20 seconds. you mostly see em in outdated mcdonalds's or other shitty public bathrooms. i also hate those gay ass hand blow dryers. just give me some fuckin tissue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 oh shit! snap, romero - dont make him think that on A FULL MOON!! ring girl with aidz comes out of well* nah dude - just get checked out & think positive about not being positive xzibit.jpeg* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 those sinks are the worst.. how is it not a design flaw that i have to get my hands dirty again, just to get them clean? throwing me in an endless cycle here, sink mcdick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 right? you have to touch the knob like 10 times. nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 nah i fully hear you, its a bummer dont like hand dryers either.. standing there looking like a chump, waiting to dry my hands by some hot air hole f dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 ^ those driers promote the growth of what bacteria is left on your hands, don\t bother with them or paper towel dawgg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoMas Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 -I hate making my lunch for once in my god damn life and then forgetting it. -Talking to dumb customers on the phone. -Those Progressive commercials come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 im ok with paper towels.. usually that, or i wipe my freshly washed hands on the inner layer that hasnt been yet exposed to the elements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 One letter text replies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 constant trouble in paradise, it seems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 -when you light a smoke and then try to take it out of your mouth to exhale, but you must have licked your lips beforehand or some shit because the cigarette sticks to your lip and your index and middle finger run down the length of the cigarette only to be burned by the cherry at the end. fucking hate that shit. -when you meet a hot ass chick on the last day of your vacation or vice versa and you two hit it off but nothing ever materializes because you live on the other side of the fucking continent. -i charge my galaxy all day and have it drop 25 percent in battery charge just listening to two songs on the way to work. -when you run into coworkers at a bar. im not getting paid to pretend to like you anymore faggot, just leave me alone. -ingrown fucking hairs. -when you gotta help your friend move "just some small shit" and it ends up taking 12 hours and somehow small shit equals a couch, tv, tables and chairs etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 when someone walks up the escalator behind me. oh self elevating stairs aren't good enough for you!? you in that big of a rush!? really want to turn around and kick their faggot ass back down the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 No! Standing on escalators is a testament to human laziness. They raise up so you can get there faster. I'm all like "MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 are you talking about single lanes or standard double-wide escalators? only time i stand on them is if im dead tired, carrying shit, stoned when its absurdly packed around me, or with someone who makes it absolutely clear that theyd rather stand the other times are just considered as an extra speed bonus, maybe. youre right, though - usually not in a rush to do much.. just antsy. its all the damn buzzing in the city, idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexcauldron Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 When literally every black person in the office calls out because all schools are closed for snow even though it isn't snowing and the people who actually came into work can't do their jobs because they're too busy picking up the slack of the people who decided they had an excuse not to come to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Well then, fuck yall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 i hate it when someones gives you the wrong time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 its cool, ill jus stand this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I hate it when nurgas cheat on rainbow road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 i hate it when people bitch about nsfw content in channel zero, talking about getting in trouble at work. it wouldn't happen if you were working and not surfing the internet to begin with. failed logic havin ass nurgas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 When it's 4 in the morning, you're trying to get home, you get to the bus stop on time and the fucking bus came like 5 minutes early. Having to wait another half hour in the cold or walk it. I hate giving cabbies my money when I buy a monthly transit pass. I hate public transit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 @medC you're very kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 i hate it when people bitch about nsfw content in channel zero, talking about getting in trouble at work. it wouldn't happen if you were working and not surfing the internet to begin with. failed logic havin ass nurgas. looking at pictures of graffiti at work ok, boobs bad. makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 when you waste all fucking night & dont even get to rock total bummer. is this real life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 tis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Saggy tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Every time i come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen In the goddamn refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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