earl broclo ESQ Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 --my dog takes a shit, because we have to wipe her ass with baby wipes. (She's got a crooked tail that covers her poopchute.) -- there is a full five feet of seating next to me on the train, but someone sits two feet away. Just sit at the other end of the section. -- I have to face the facts my girlfriend spits at me, because she's right. -- I have foot spasms in my sleep, and it feels like my toe pops out of socket -- some big Lurch mother fucker, sits in front of me at the movies. -- people only want to have political conversations, so they can show off what they read on Alex Jones' site. -- people smoke pot, and act like a 16 year old girl trying it for the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 when its the end of the nite and grab a beer and yoru like yeah! theres a beer.. and theres a smoke it in.. thats the worst... ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ME TOO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I hate everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 taking a shower and cold water comes through to fuck it all up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hat eit when i make some super cool post and people are like your post sucks dude.... like dang.. really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 paper cuts needles morning wood blue balls, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 Don't hate morning wood. One day you won't have any. I hate waking up RIGHT before my alarm goes off...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ^trendy niggas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 falling asleep 5 minutes before i have to wake up ^^^ this too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING TURNING LANE ARROW GOES TO YELLOW BEFORE PROCEEDING TO DRIVE THEIR PEICE OF SHIT THROUGH THE INTERSECTION. Serious, 1. Watch light 2. when it goes green hit the fucking gas you stupid peice of shit. Then, somehow, 5 cars make it through and the douche in front of me stops. RED LIGHT CAMERAS, AND POLICE IN GENERAL- There is now a red light camera at 64th and halsted a HALF BLOCK from the fucking police station. And those are up for SAFETY PURPOSES? Corrupt politicians that are clearly guilty, caught on tape trying to buy a seat in the senate, and acting like the public is misinterpreting what the conversation was about. WE ARE NOT retarded. Stop acting like you don't know what the fuck you are doing and admit it like a real person should. Negativity- My cousing could be on a poster for prozac. If he won the lotto he would say it wasn't enough and he wished he would've hit it the week before. Never seen him happy. Ever My old man's short term memory. Do me a favor, when you say Friday, fucking be there. Instead I end up sitting around waiting like a fucking idiot and accomplishing nothing before work. And USE THE CELLPHONE we got you so shit like this doesn't happen. He had it over a year, can barely figure out how to answer it when it rings. 2nded on when shes "not on the rag" If im not trying to fuck now, what the fuck will i be doing in 10 years with this girl? FAT PEOPLE- Have some self respect and stop eating Wendys 3X a day. Go to the gym a couple times a week and walk on treadmill. It is that simple. And when you are at the gym, please avoid being near me at all costs. Pools with that oily shit floating on top. WTF???? And i know most of the time its sunscreen, but what if it isn't? PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARRY THEIR OWN WEIGHT? I really wanted to walk 2 blocks back and pick up that 5 gallon bucket of paint that you could only carry 100 feet. Sorry Ab People who Litter/ Throw shit out their car- Theirs garbage cans everywhere. And most of the time it's in their own neighborhood. Waking up hungry at 3am TV with commercials. DVR NATIONAL CITY-FUCK OFF! Crying babies. Makes me really reconsider ever having kids. Dead Cell phones and shitty phone service. If i pay 120 a month my phone should work in Guam. Crazy neighbors/roomates People who call and say yo real quick, and next thing you know they been talking for 30 fucking minutes. PATRICK KANE YOU ARE AN OVERRATED PIECE OF SHIT HOCKEY PLAYER THAT CAN'T PLAY DEFENSE OR BACKCHECK. -10 FOR THE SERIES, WORST ON TEAM. HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A VERY PROMISING FUTURE. Whiny girlfriends that complain when i come home at 6am smelling like a bottle of absolut wondering where i been. OUT thats where. I was fucking OUT Cigs-yet for some reason still smoke from time to time. Being on a train with a bathroom on it, yet people still go between cars to piss, or piss in car just not in bathroom. I been hanging out with my cousin too much later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 I think you have. If a nigga passed out doing his favorite shit, maybe there's a serious reason behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 shouldnt you be sleepingZ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate the taste of orange juice after brushing my teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 having to sit in the backseat of a car for seven hours. bums asking me for money for weed. headaches suck too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 when a gal gets an attack of conscience about having a boyfriend in the middle of sex and cuts it short..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 -annoying people in the movies, you know who the fuck you are us?(black people) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 having to sit in the backseat of a car for seven hours. bums asking me for money for weed. headaches suck too. where the hell are you livin? most bums round here ask for money for hard.....kinda pointless for me to give em money just so they can give it back to me anyways..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 blowing your load on a porn movie thats not that good but you dont have time to search for a better movie cause you got other shit to do. runonsentenceone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 when 12oz accidentally a whole year. all of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Toilet splash cover the water in toilet paper, it will never happen again. it may clog if you use too much, but if its not your toilet, who cares :huh: -peoples BO in tight public places -insomnia -everything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate when people make new threads without doing a search first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 where the hell are you livin? most bums round here ask for money for hard.....kinda pointless for me to give em money just so they can give it back to me anyways..... i was in LA blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 http://12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122810&page=2&highlight=grinds+gears now the question, which one? i am indifferent, for details of my ground down gears have already been posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i have three finals tomorrow and im on 12oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 good luck with your finals...i got mine next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i have three finals tomorrow and im on 12oontz i know what you mean. i hated typing up a paper or studying then i would go "hmm let's check the oontz" then i would look at the clock and it's like 2 hours that have past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 im glad im not the only one that does this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i was gonna study all weekend starting Friday night. i started studying at 6 tonight, cause the 12 is more important then my future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i was going to study all weekend too.....i didnt study AT ALL this weekend....but i did manage to rack up about 100 posts :( fuck i hate school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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