Uncle Twinky Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 - When a girl finishes before you (guy). The fuck is wrong with the universe.. im assuming this is sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grieves_One Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 when you can hear all the spit when people chew. i will straight up get up and leave the table. ive done it at restaurants. and i hate it when like two good for nothing strands of a girls hair just chill on my face when she lays on me, and my face gets itchy and he hair wont get off me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasharoni Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate people use lol in everyday conversations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheve Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Spending 30 minutes looking for my house key, then to realize I left it stuck in the door. Friends making plans to come over to my place, and im the last one to find out. When im almost 100% positive ima have sex, but then turns out my girlfriend was just teasing..bitch! Whenever i buy something that ends up being something weird like $1.58, and the cashier gives me $.42 back, instead of rounding it to .45 I get random erections at the worst possible times. Its as if everytime i get wood, someone always tells me to get up and do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate when my curiously strong Altoid mints are sitting next to my new car scent and they taste and smell like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 oh to be in 8th grade again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasharoni Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate it win the lakers win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasharoni Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 exuse me.. i REALLY hate it when the lakers win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 forgetting my id at home. i should be at the near blackout stage right now. Oh and fucking GOLF. How the fuck my tivo not know how to wait till that shit is over, then start recording 60 minutes????? Another half episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLA Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 you get called out on being high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 -you can't get a fucking tonsilolith out! ^tonsilolith, you get em in the crypts of your tonsils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate people i work with.,,, im here to make money....not friends, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I hate it when I have to hold a fart in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mccheesy Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Definitely not sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate it when bitches at the free dry laundromat space out one load of clothes in four dryers so it will go faster and then there's no dryers left for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I hate it when I am taking a shit and my dog just walks in the bathroom and watches me. It creeps the fuck out of me, gotta get some doors that close properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate seeing dogs get run-over by semi trailors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 When I've been working for 49 hours straight, havent gotten to sleep yet, and I keep staring at this fucking website. I also love nude women but not when I'm scrolling through a random thread at work and some random ass nipples show out of the fucking blue. I scroll down as fast as possible and check if anyone saw me; I've probably been peeped a million times. Gotta stay away from the GIF thread, and it hurts not being able to watch the LATINA Appreciation Thread.... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I hate it when I am taking a shit and my dog just walks in the bathroom and watches me. It creeps the fuck out of me, gotta get some doors that close properly. :lol: My cat watched me shower once, that was awkward as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I hate being told last minute to attend a meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 i hate when my house burns down and i loose everything i own. fuck my life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I hate when im taken a shit and go to slide the hot headed cherry of my cigarette into the bowl and my nuts get burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 I hate it when I meet people who have soft, bitch-ass handshakes. This is a recent pet-peeve discovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 :lol: My cat watched me shower once, that was awkward as fuck. Dude my dog does this, I am concerned for his well being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i hate it when everyone at work calls in sick at the same time!!! motherfuckingmotherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i got heartburn. Shits terrible. And hiccups. Im falling apart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i got mudbutt and nobody wants to hear about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 dude. im all ears. I would totally trade for mudbutt. I feel awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Sprat* Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i hate it when you take a poo in someone elses toilet and it leaves skid marks inside the bowl. i hate it when your driving and someone just casually walks across the road. i hate it when people just stop walking in the middle of the way on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I hate it when pedestrians walk slower on purpose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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