Abstract Rationality Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 - No matter what traffic lane you're in, the other one always moves faster. - Fuckin' like a pornstar only to look down and see the rubber all the way at the bottom of your dick - probably broken for an hour. - Order a drink and realize the clear wasn't liquor; it was water. - Order a burger "no onions" and I get huge raw onion slices on my shit. - Rush to your car late for work, turn it on, and shit's on 'E' - Eating at a restaurant and the bitch waitress is M.I.A after I get my food. - Toilet splash. Keep it movin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Hot females carry themselves in a way that makes them ugly. An ugly mom hits on you. People walk super slow in front of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 - waking up 100 times in the middle of the night - having no milk for cereal - starting to drink early then get a hangover in the middle of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 there's only beasters around getting an attorney is mandatory she's NOT on the rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 A group of fat people take up the whole sidewalk at a slow pace. They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place. Walking up to the bus stop and seeing it go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 taking a nice big swig of water only to realize it was coming outta the faucet warm instead of cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 They wont let me have the item that they made wrong at a fast food place. this shit boggles my mind, how could you think that throwing the shit out is sensible in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate it when i take an oxy at 8 pm... knowing that im goin go sleep away my entire buzz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 the original Hellraiser is on a channel that edits, speaking of.. seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend.. what about the ones that gain weight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 seeing pictures of your ex-girlfriend. going to one of the few 'mexican' restaurants in town, and getting served shit. hangovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 when ever a awesome movie filled with all the qualitys of a great american flick is censored. fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 yes, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 -annoying people in the movies, you know who the fuck you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 how did your quote of what i said get up there?^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I pay teh oontz loot in exchange for these privileges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 far out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 -annoying people in the movies, you know who the fuck you are Oh just say it, no one cares around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 never see a scary movie in a black theater. its so fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 haha. You must hate it when teenagers are at the movies too, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 people who eat with there mouth open in elevators stupid bitches fatties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 when fat chicks wear shirts 5 sizes smaller than they should, nancy grace is on t.v and bill o'rielly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 You must hate it when teenagers are at the movies too, huh? Threaten to crack them in the skull if they dont shut the fuck up, gotta be mad lookin to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 and when you have the bg's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I HATE IT WHEN HALF OF MY FUCKING TOENAIL GETS RIPPED OFF AND SNAGS ON MY BLANKETS AND FURNITURE AND SOCKS AND SHIT ARGH /YESMAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 people who eat with there mouth open in elevators Fuck I hate that shit!! I notice it all the time, and I'm like, can't you just chew that bite before you get on the elevator??:confused: Its almost as bad as people who talk on their cell phones on escalators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 i hate babysitting friends when they drink to much. i hate when my dog eats my socks i hate when you eat really good food and you feel satisfied but then you realize your you ate toooo much and your in like a food coma and you can't do shit. sometimes i feel like im the only one who ever gets this way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 im in a food coma right now. pizza/tamales. so good but so painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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