GucciCondom Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Some CRAZY ass shit just happened to me. So I was making a fashionable 4 hour late arrival to my work party at this dope ass place, didn't see anyone so I said "fuck it" and left. Well I got back around the way, and decided to cruise around for a few because I was lit and it's beautiful out. So I'm going down a 25 mph road and the light up the way a bit is red so I slow down to about 20. I see a fucking car in my rear-view bolting straight towards me going fast as fuck. All the sudden it's very fucking close so I go "holy shit" and pull into opposing traffic. At this point in time he flies by where I was doing about 90mph. He swerves into opposing traffic after narrowly hitting the person in front of me. He then proceeds through the red light and off into the distance. Right after I was all dizzy and tripped out like "what the FUCK just happened??!!!" If he hit me my neck would of snapped like THAT. I'm waiting for the news to hear about it because this motherfucker had a death wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I was just at my girls uncles house starring at his brand new Ferrari thinking of doing just that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 YEEAHHHHHH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seagullboy Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Went boating today...to a gay beach!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Wait. How do you narrowly hit someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I was just attacked by a velociraptor with a jetpack. you don't see me making a thread about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 wow...there was a thread called HOLY SHIT. and this is called HOLY FUCKING SHIT. this is getting confusing. *edit....glad youre alright man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 when I see shit like that I wish I was a cop, except in the 60's when it was considered improper to not beat the shit out of assholes like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I'm waiting for the news to hear about it because this motherfucker had a death wish. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=129637 they lived... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Wait. How do you narrowly hit someone? Narrowly missed hitting* I'm still in shock. Thinking about what would of happened if I didn't think fast enough to pull into the other lane trips me out. Thank fucking god when the pressure is on I think instead of freeze. This motherfucker must of killed someone or some shit because he had no regard for anything or anyone. You do NOT see some shit like that in the area I was in..fucking bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 do you live in LA? 2pac used to!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 when I see shit like that I wish I was a cop, except in the 60's when it was considered improper to not beat the shit out of assholes like that In the 60's it was alot easier to get away with smoking a pig too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 people smoke pigs out here all the time. theyre called samoans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 someone was smokin a pig on 116th on the puerto rican day parade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 This is precisely the reason I don't let anyone drive me, let alone while fucked up.People suck at driving and I've almost gotten in fucked up accidents many times due to someone being dipped out on like 7 Xanny bars or madd liquor.I drove drunk once while I had a rental car and I have NO IDEA how I didn't die or go to jail with the shit I did that night. Let alone how I left a cig burning on the dashboard all night.Drunk driving FTL. I must say, I am a fucking ACE driver on bombs though =) ^Re: How did I walk away from this? - Yesterday, 05:23 PM^ Ironic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Is there unholy shit? Because being the turd of satan must surely burn all other shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 So basically it seems that Ch.0 posters are fucking doomed to some outrageous deaths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Dude, that was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 dude, coincidence? i got high on some wet the other day and decided to go for a drive. came up on this slow motherfucker doing 20 in a 90. he must've seen me coming because the asshat swerved into oncoming traffic and made me have to swerve and barely hit another dude. motherfucker almost made me get caught by the giant spider robots that were chasing me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Dude, that was me. ahahah this made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 dude, coincidence? i got high on some wet the other day and decided to go for a drive. came up on this slow motherfucker doing 20 in a 90. he must've seen me coming because the asshat swerved into oncoming traffic and made me have to swerve and barely hit another dude. motherfucker almost made me get caught by the giant spider robots that were chasing me. bump wet smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 motherfucker almost made me get caught by the giant spider robots that were chasing me. gotta watch out for those guys. they'll creep up on ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 i got high as fuck yesterday and was tripping on two sugar cubes of lsd...thought i was being chased by a monkey in a yellow jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 i think the fluffanutter sandwiches at Tommys were on special and dude was straight lining it there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 dude, coincidence? i got high on some wet the other day and decided to go for a drive. came up on this slow motherfucker doing 20 in a 90. he must've seen me coming because the asshat swerved into oncoming traffic and made me have to swerve and barely hit another dude. motherfucker almost made me get caught by the giant spider robots that were chasing me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: <www.12ozprophet.com> You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 smoke wet and get hit by a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 its the finalllll countdowwwwwnnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk8 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Uh oh. You just cheated death. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I like to get dusted and drive really fast through intersections while narrowly hitting people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 dude, coincidence? i got high on some wet the other day and decided to go for a drive. came up on this slow motherfucker doing 20 in a 90. he must've seen me coming because the asshat swerved into oncoming traffic and made me have to swerve and barely hit another dude. motherfucker almost made me get caught by the giant spider robots that were chasing me. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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