allfreetime Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Odd angle of impact. What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 did a buck off my shit and wrapped your audi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Whiskey bottles, old beater cars oak tree youre in my way. theres too much coke and too much smoke.... congrats on not dying :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elRey Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 what type of car is that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fucking mass drivers. This. Stay in your own state please. Were you both drunk or just him? Cause if you got into a car with a drunk person driving while you were sober, then lets hope you learned a lesson. If you were both drunk, then you should've flipped a coin and blamed it on fate. Like everyone else said, congrats on not dying. And at least those sweet rims don't look damaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Too bad you guys didnt die. Drunk driving 'toe up' FTL. You MADD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFFREYDAHMER Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 you had a near life experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 but seriously how fucking fast was your dumbass friend going to have a "BUMP" in the road cause your car to lose control and flip into a fucking tree, resulting in THAT mess? come on now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fuckin rookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 what type of car was that Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 heavy impact glad you're alive but carrying on like that when drunk isn't good. big lesson learned I hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 OAK TREES FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 that was a lincoln markVIII. I was buzzed and didnt know he was smashed until he swerved and i told him to pull over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 lincoln markVIII vs oak tree oak tree: 1 lincoln: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 hope the tree is okay... i know a good body shop that can hammer that dent right out for ya at a pretty cheap price. some crazy mexican dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 oak trees FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 hope the tree is okay... i know a good body shop that can hammer that dent right out for ya at a pretty cheap price. some crazy mexican dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 This is precisely the reason I don't let anyone drive me, let alone while fucked up. People suck at driving and I've almost gotten in fucked up accidents many times due to someone being dipped out on like 7 Xanny bars or madd liquor. I drove drunk once while I had a rental car and I have NO IDEA how I didn't die or go to jail with the shit I did that night. Let alone how I left a cig burning on the dashboard all night. Drunk driving FTL. I must say, I am a fucking ACE driver on bombs though =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 This is precisely the reason I don't let anyone drive me, let alone while fucked up. People suck at driving and I've almost gotten in fucked up accidents many times due to someone being dipped out on like 7 Xanny bars or madd liquor. I drove drunk once while I had a rental car and I have NO IDEA how I didn't die or go to jail with the shit I did that night. Let alone how I left a cig burning on the dashboard all night. Drunk driving FTL. I must say, I am a fucking ACE driver on bombs though =) omg dude u a pussy if u cant drive after drinking, you just suck at driving 10 page rant :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 ya thats quite a wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 omg dude u a pussy if u cant drive after drinking, you just suck at driving 10 page rant :D As the resident supporter of drunk driving, let me cut this off right here I don't think someones a pussy or a moron because they don't drive drunk. What I DO think, however, is that it's ridiculous to assume that because you (not you literally, as I don't know your driving habits) can't do it, that I can't. I've driven drunk 100's of times, and only a few of those times did I realize that I was so unbelievably, incredibly drunk that it wasn't a good idea, and at that point I've always relinqueshed the wheel Some people suck at driving drunk. Some people crash when doing so. Alot of people also suck at driving period, and crash while doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Subject: Driving Under the Influence – R.I. Style Only a person in Rhode Island could think of this. From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently, acting on anonymous civilian complaints a police patrol car staked-out a bar in North Providence, RI. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing from a short distance. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons’ vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down Mineral Spring Avenue toward 146. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said: “I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud driver. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 haha that decoy joint was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 co-signed on drunk driving For The Loss. people that drink should just man up and call a cab....or get someone to be the designated bitch for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 where I was last night in the 'metrowest' area there are little to no cabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 yeah, but at least just chill outside the bar till you sober up, or call someone to come pick you up. you coulda died.....or worse, killed someone else and got a vehicular manslaughter charge....that would fuck up your head for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 omg dude u a pussy if u cant drive after drinking, you just suck at driving 10 page rant :D Apparently he just said that he drives fine. Stop trying to project your womanly lack of driving skills onto others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Damn your friend cant drive worth shit if he threw the ass end out and couldnt recover... Edit: Only read about half the first page... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I'm a drunk driving hater too. I can drink with the best of 'em but never get behind the wheel afterwards. Regardless, glad you're alive whoever you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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