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DRUNK DIALING (AND ITS CONSEQUENCES) APPRECIATION

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My favorite blackout past time. Share any stories of drunk dialing,drunk texting,and the next day effects from it. Lemme start.Visuals just to help in case i fail.

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1. Drunk Dialing My Friend's Girlfriend- 4:00 am after plenty of 151 and guiness,I decided to call my friend's girlfriend and leave a voicemail stating "i hate if this sounds fucked up,but I would REALLY like to fuck right now". That was straight blackout status,i.e. NO recollection whatsoever. Next day i have a voicemail of my own "hey,ummmm,if you call my girlfriend again,i'll slit your fucking throat".I,having no recollection of making said call,just assumed if I had that voicemail and didnt remember what he was referring to, I must have had an excellent night. Great Success!

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2. Drunk dialing the Crew before a graffiti jam- Before a graffiti jam in Nashville a few years ago,I started drunk dialing and mass texting the crew,insisting that they come to where I was immediately and stabbing me. I tried to really convince them to do this,selling the idea as if I were selling a Shamwow,explaining the benefits of them stabbing me immediately. The next day,everyone knows,and I am subject to a barage of comments. Actually,I still recieve comments about that one....(and no,i'm not claiming seventh letter,its just a photo,numbnuts)

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3. Major Problem- This isnt a particular situation,but rather something that provides great discomfort when it happens. Every now and then,I do the drunk dial where the person on the other end usually knows your fucked up,and rather than getting mad at you or just laughing it off and promptly hanging up,they dont have much to do,so they want to ride it out and fuck with you. This is what provides the bulletin board material for everyone the next day. If youre faded and they can really get you going (which is very easy if you had been doing cocaine earlier that night),there is absolutely NO chance that you will be able to do your clever call and be done with it. Nah,they secretly hate you for calling,so they are going to keep you talking until they get at least a few embarrassing comments out of you,which they will promptly tell all of yours and their friends about. Mucho red,embarrassed face the next day.

 

And just in case i failed,here is something phone related.....

 

 

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I blacked out and called my ex fresh on a break up and told her to go fuck her dead mother. No recollection whatsoever. Went back to the spot and all my shit including laptop and Xbox etc. was thrown out the 3rd floor window in the rain. FAIL

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I am the absolute WORST drunk dialer/texter alive. If I get going I will easily text everyone and their mother (and I have, literally, texted a mom or two before)

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I blacked out and called my ex fresh on a break up and told her to go fuck her dead mother. No recollection whatsoever. Went back to the spot and all my shit including laptop and Xbox etc. was thrown out the 3rd floor window in the rain. FAIL

 

ouch

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I tend to stay away from electronic communication devices when I am drinkin because of the potential of saying something really fucked up to a relative or telling a friend to suck his own dick. nh

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When I get hammered, i always call my brother to try to get him to fight me. No one else, just my brother. He has since stopped answering my calls late at night.

 

I left him a voicemail message once saying that I was going to punch him in the mouth until his nose bleeds.

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I have a tendency to forget that I'm mad at someone when I'm drunk

 

I used to regulary do this to my ex. Around 9 PM I'd be pissed for some reason and telling her I wished she was dead. Come 1 AM I'm texting her like "Babbyyyyy I lvoee ouy, come see mne, I msiss you"

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uh oh.....

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The Young Buck-As many of you fuckers are gonna rag someone about it,every one of you have done this one at least once before. It's happened to me a couple of times (usually LOTS of different substances flowing thru my veins) in which you reach that point of being so gone,the emotions come pouring out. Whether to tell someone insignificant how much you love them,to tell your ex girlfriend how much you hate her,or sometimes for no reason whatsoever. In these confused and extremely ridiculous states,it always seems like a good idea to call someone,because at that moment,it is ABSOLUTELY necessary to cleanse,and someone else is going to know it. This provides extreme embarassment and awkwardness the next day,embarassed if you were making no sense,awkward for the times you are telling the blatant truth. The Young Buck can alternately be called The Brett Favre,The Dick Vermeil,or The Nancy Kerrigan. Although this is a very rare drunk dial and can sometimes lead to calls the next day to be sure didnt stick your head in the oven,I personally believe The Young Buck is pure drunk dialing gold

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I prank call random places when im drunk

 

They range from the mundane: Shit talking, calling just to hang up

 

To the extreme: Having pizza sent to places, death threats followed by descriptions of what theyre doing and wearing to drive the point home(if its a place i can see into from the street)

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You know that girl you text/call at 2am when your fucked up?, but you never hit her up any other time and you have to deal with her texting you the next day all day and such.. yeahhhhhh.

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You know that girl you text/call at 2am when your fucked up?, but you never hit her up any other time and you have to deal with her texting you the next day all day and such.. yeahhhhhh.

 

usually its the opposite. after the 2 am texts/calls,i usually never hear from them again.

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Nah, I've had a FEW of those in my life. Extremely sub-par bitches that seem like a good idea at 2 AM, who come noon the next day won't leave you alone

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