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LEVEL 75 PALADIN

Locked Up Abroad

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"Hey man, while youre in Amsterdam can you try and get some _________"

 

 

"No. Fuck you, this how those episodes of locked abroad always start."

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One of my friends spent 27 days in a Thai prison for attempted murder. It cost him something like 600,000 tbh to get out. If he didnt come up with the money in time he would still be in there. Surprisingly he said it wasnt the worst jail he'd been to, but it was overcrowded with something like 30 people to a cell.

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In an unrelated incident, I got shitty drunk in a small town in Portugal one time as a teenager and took a nap on a park bench. When I came too I was in a police station, the cops recognized the name of my contact in town and told me to chill out while they got a hold of them. They had me chill at a bar in the police station, no shit they had a fucking little bar set up there and I was just hanging having a beer and sobering up a little while they made phone calls and shit to get me to my hosts house.

Better than a cell like here in the USA.

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A few broads who got locked up abroad...

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Schapelle Corby

http://schapelle.foreignprisoners.com/

 

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Michelle Leslie

http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/case-michelle-leslie

 

Books written by people locked up abroad and more...

http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/products/index.html

http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/experiences.html

 

Interesting site in general

http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/

 

Sunday Smuggler is worth the read if you can find it...the true-life story of Christopher V. Parnell

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"The Sunday Smuggler (Hell's Prisoner) is a hard eyed open story of truth. The story of one man's battle to survive in some of the World's hardest, cruelest and most inhumane prisons, armed only with his indomitable will, surrounded by killers, murderers, sadistic violent criminals, where food is the main thought of every man every day. Where life is as cheap as a single bowl of rice, or even a cigarette."

 

"Christopher was subsequently given a Presidential Pardon exonerating him of the crimes that he was originally charged with over a decade prior. But not before he served over 11 years incarcerated within the walls of 5 of Indonesia's most notorious prisons, and not before 5 escape attempts, 2 years on a Devil's Island Punishment Prison and Leper Colony, and then finally being stabbed 5 times, losing his left eye along with various other internal organs."

http://www.phaseloop.com/foreignprisoners/exp-chris_parnell.html

 

Parnell is about as hardcore as they come IMO...haven't seen the show yet

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the guy in the pic paladin posted up is fucked up,

stabbed himself in his nose with a key.

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I did a thread on this last year. Mustve been lost in the crash. The puerto vallarta one was awesome this year. And at the end dude says, "ive found the lord, i forgive you man." FUCK YOU I wouldve jacked dude up on the spot. Fancy a smoke? Is that really how you want to sell weed to people douche?

And on this last one with the dude doing the drive from mex to colorado etc. They werent paying him SHIT. The first drive over the border he got 300 bucks. what a bunch of chumps. Last year it was all dumb brits, this year the americans are catching up.

How bout a show called NOT LOCKED UP ABROAD about people who get away with type of shit.That would be nice.

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"..dont nobody want to go to jail in mexico.

they put all types of burritos in yo ass"

 

-miles logan

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I honestly don't like this show too much, just cuz I get aggravated watching British and Australian people talk

 

One of the latest ones I saw was an American who got bagged up after his boy shot two Mexican cops. That one was awesome, but I too yakked up to pay much attention

 

I would never wanna go to jail in a place like NY or LA, nevermind fucking Indonesia or Panama

 

I'll stick to the RI ACI for my incarciration needs (knock on wood, hopefully never again). Not exactly pussy, but definitely not anything like these wild ass places

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i feel sorry for the one dude in that episode where he smuggles weed from mexico over the border.

he got a girl pregnant in prison and never saw her again.

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Al Wilson - Destination Paradise: For Schapelle Corby

 

"why not sit alone and let the dingo call"

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i feel sorry for the one dude in that episode where he smuggles weed from mexico over the border.

he got a girl pregnant in prison and never saw her again.

 

Sounds like he got off easy :lol:

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