eatso Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 id be down to fuck a surena too....lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 my turning point is when the legs and shit turn into or some rocky out crop shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 nawmeen? btw when i googled rocky outcrop i got this image Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 haha...i remember that african picture.... the story is that they are all dancing and competing to be the kings next wife. the king has like 20 wives already too. i cant remember what country though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 it's good to be the king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 swaziland.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mswati_III_of_Swaziland Wives The King currently has fourteen wives and 23 children. A Swazi King's first two wives are chosen for him by the national councillors. These two have special functions in rituals and their sons can never claim Kingship. The first wife must be a member of the Matsebula clan, the second of the Motsa clan. According to tradition, he can only marry his fiancées after they have fallen pregnant, proving they can bear heirs. Until then, they are termed liphovela, or "brides". In traditional Swazi culture, the King is expected to marry a woman from every clan in order to cement relationships with each part of Swaziland. This means that the King must have many wives.[4] In September 2008, Mswati III may choose his 14th wife.[5] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 tattoo bitch and mexican back there are definite smashes,but all of the rest have long sense transcended "chubb" to "fat".....no fuckin bueno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 my girl me, dont hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 :lol: :lol: bojangles, ur a fuckin asshole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 lol...bojangles is on a one man mod mission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 happy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 i really think my chick is tryign to thicken me up. i dont mind it so much in the winter monthes but summertime, oh boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 i really think my chick is tryign to thicken me up. i dont mind it so much in the winter monthes but summertime, oh boy. sometimes i felt that way. i started losing weight at the same time my ex started to gain weight,so she would get extremely pissed if i didnt eat everytime she did. weight-loss-saboteur-oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 my chick doesn't get mad when i say i'm good when she is fixin me my plate of food she just keeps on adding more food. i combat that by not finishing my meal and ask her to hook it up as my lunch for the following day. but come wintertime i'm gonna eat her out of house n home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 i just like food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 maybe he was nervoused by you because he liked you so much. i love food and eating but sometimes on like a first date or if i really like somebody i get so nervous that i temporarily lose my appetite. we were friends for a long time prior to this official date. i like confident men. he ended up being too whiney and complained way too much. i hate that in a dude, constant fucking bitching and whining. that's what i call a pussy and i already have one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 No you dont you have a penis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 we were friends for a long time prior to this official date. i like confident men. he ended up being too whiney and complained way too much. i hate that in a dude, constant fucking bitching and whining. that's what i call a pussy and i already have one of those. pics or you dont have one.... cmon, you knew it was coming.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 ^damn...that big snaggle toothed motherfucker stole my idea!...i already have lyrics written for the first verse of my big girl rap. and by the way...fuck that loud ass nigga kid capri. i hate djs/producers that yell their names and shit. ..like funkmaster flex and fat man scoops bitch asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 horrified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesecurd Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 if you havent' seen your junk in 3 months, male or female, without the use of a hald held mirror, it's time to get up early in the morning and start jogging. you cross the line when you don't need a bathing suit from the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 i like thick girls, i like a little belly on a girl. i think its amazingly cute. but i like all types of girls. i dont discriminate. having one to throw around is fun, and a thick one is good too. but anorexic types arent much fun. i used to date a girl who was size -1 and while it was fun, id say girls with a body are way better. im 6" 215-220ish and cant understand how a girl could date a small/skinny dorky type. he cant protect you from nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 if they drop their jamaican beef patty on the ground, they're not too proud to pick that shit up, dust it off, and eat it anyways. adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 3 second rule! im all about the 3 minute rule though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 i'm all about "fuckin pick that shit up and clean it off, unless it fell in a puddle of aids, its still good" haha. last night i was with a couple girls one of them had some real chunk to her, her face was cute as hell though, im pretty sure i saw a quick glimpse of "caligula waz here" branded on her side haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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