Mauler5150 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 .. dropping the worst farts. Liek seriously nasty ones. It is a shame nobody else is around to bask in their nastyness. They are the closest thing to dog farts I have ever smelt in my life. I think I need a change of diet, I blame Subway and beer for it. :lol::lol::lol: On that note, I am off to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i always have the best farts after a night of heavy drinking and some taco bell.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 I think part of it has to do with the fact that I had to hold some in all day today as I was working with a hot chick, and you know if I dropped something half as bad as this she would probably never want to speak to me again, ahhaha. Anyone got any ideas on how to mask farts in a confined workspace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 You can't mask them Your best bet is to go where nobody can see you, let it rip, then dip out unseen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html The flat d chair pad, it has a charcoal filling that covers up the smell of your fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 this stuff will make you smell like there is a dead body stuffed up your asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Sprat* Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I think part of it has to do with the fact that I had to hold some in all day today as I was working with a hot chick, and you know if I dropped something half as bad as this she would probably never want to speak to me again, ahhaha. Anyone got any ideas on how to mask farts in a confined workspace? walk around the workspace area while letting the fart out, that way the smell drifts all over and the culprit is harder to identify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I heard that if your body produces and excess of gas whether it be burping or farting that you could be lactose intolerant. I mean an EXCESS of gas. I love being at work while serving. Shitty tables treats me shitty...I make it shitty for em. Or just putting in an order at a computer letting loose and watching the nest person suffer while being busy. MAUAHHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 ""When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart"" discharge? dayum' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html The flat d chair pad, it has a charcoal filling that covers up the smell of your fart. ahah I also believe there is a form of underwear as well.. Our Solution: THE FLATULENCE DEODORIZER™ Flatulence Odor Control Products for those who Care!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 the scene from i love you man with the dude trying the fart around the hot chick first thing that pops into my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Beano No not the writer The pill But still RIP beanoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 am7 beno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 farts rule. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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