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I have been....

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.. dropping the worst farts. Liek seriously nasty ones. It is a shame nobody else is around to bask in their nastyness. They are the closest thing to dog farts I have ever smelt in my life. I think I need a change of diet, I blame Subway and beer for it. :lol::lol::lol:

 

On that note, I am off to bed.

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I think part of it has to do with the fact that I had to hold some in all day today as I was working with a hot chick, and you know if I dropped something half as bad as this she would probably never want to speak to me again, ahhaha. Anyone got any ideas on how to mask farts in a confined workspace?

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You can't mask them

 

 

 

Your best bet is to go where nobody can see you, let it rip, then dip out unseen

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I think part of it has to do with the fact that I had to hold some in all day today as I was working with a hot chick, and you know if I dropped something half as bad as this she would probably never want to speak to me again, ahhaha. Anyone got any ideas on how to mask farts in a confined workspace?

 

walk around the workspace area while letting the fart out, that way the smell drifts all over and the culprit is harder to identify.

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I heard that if your body produces and excess of gas whether it be burping or farting that you could be lactose intolerant. I mean an EXCESS of gas.

 

I love being at work while serving. Shitty tables treats me shitty...I make it shitty for em. Or just putting in an order at a computer letting loose and watching the nest person suffer while being busy. MAUAHHAHA

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""When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart""

 

discharge?

dayum' !

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http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html

 

 

The flat d chair pad, it has a charcoal filling that covers up the smell of your fart.

 

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ahah I also believe there is a form of underwear as well..

 

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