tango 24 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 -slept in alleyways in various cities -stolen a UC license plate -burned out a car -woken up in other peoples clothing with more money in my pockets than i went out with -woken up by children at the park at 9 am after a heavy nights drinking (last time this happened i was about 17) -met jennifer hawkins -threw a beer at kochie -slept with girls i didn't/still don't know -stolen small knick knacks from pretty much every house party ive been to where i dont know the owners -puked on a stripper during a lap dance many other things total apathy preventing typing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 What I like about facts: They don't have to be true. A fact can be false, but it is still, in fact, a fact... and I have always thought that was pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 rolled with a post-it never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 stole a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GABE1 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 - baby daddy - been run over by some haters - lived in the bay for a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNEK.PDA Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 shot this into my eye on purpose because we thought it was funny.... its not funny...it hurt so fuckin bad. i could open my eye fully for well over an hour and my eye was swollen and bright red. Later was told it can easily blind you...i guess i should think before i act next time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -Bit a chunk out of a live sea cucumber for zero dollars. HAHAHA he said zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i got some more for the list: stolen a car once smoked salivia once and then dangled from a four story roof to swing into the top balcony once claimed i was doing what jesus would do, pulling deads leaves off plants while on acid i once fought two brothers at the same time one time i drank all night had the first and last beers from a full keg and then drove home i once fucked a broad on the side of the freeway another time i styled a breeze in the parking structure of the mall at 6 pm OUTSIDE the car some of these are hella funny.....dude says he steals "knick-knacks" from nearly every party hahaha fuckin knick-knacks damn. im high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -Ran up to some random people on a beach and asked them: Are you on shrooms too?? -Got shot at in the L.A. River. -Fucked an ex at Big Top Locos in DTLA while a bunch of people watched. -Hit a tag in a Denny's with a spray can. On that claw machine. Then ate. -Got hit with a crowbar. -Had my dick in an ex while her parents were three feet away asking what we were doing that night. -Partied with Max Hardcore. -Went to a gang bang. Did not bang though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -drove from chicago to l.a. in 28 hours -done E and not regret it -abandoned all my responsibilities that's all i could think of right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -stole a car -tagged a cop car -fell off the roof of a CVS -pissed in a cooler full of gatorade at a sporting event -been arrested once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Wrote in this thr... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 - received a blow job by the side of the freeway in oregon looking out over the sea - driven drunk - run a half marathon - watched a sunset in the sahara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compton red Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -Stolen a tombstone i hope not mac dre's? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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