HUSK Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 hi 12oz, my name is HUSK and i have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 watched a semi hot girl fuck her dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Ran from the cops in a car Ran from the cops on foot Hit someone with a brick to the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 just messing with you 50 but i heard about your friend so i had to say something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 hahahahahahaha. i couldnt believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 went lawn gnoming broke a bone had a concussion sacked a handrail ran from the police and got away i'm sure there is more but i can't think of any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 5.snorted cocaine i wana do coke with you :lol: -wondered if 50milz really DOES have an la face and an oakland booty -nudie run in a retirement home -smoked a joint rolled with a page from the dictionary -stolen drugs from a drugged girl -trashed a house -driven an unregistered, unroadworthy car with stolen number plates..with no license...drunk -had my nose broken (x3) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i wana do coke with you :lol: -wondered if 50milz really DOES have an la face and an oakland booty -nudie run in a retirement home -smoked a joint rolled with a page from the dictionary -stolen drugs from a drugged girl -trashed a house -driven an unregistered, unroadworthy car with stolen number plates..with no license...drunk -had my nose broken (x3) It's a celebration! :lol: you sir, lead one semi-crazy awesome lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 B) shucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 things i will only do once: 1. shoot self in brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Hung out with Ron Jeremy Used to be a local rap star Got gun stocked in the face Stabbed someone while in still in single digit age Almost had a sandwich named after me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 kicked a lunch lady in the cunt when I was 8 starred in a MLB commercial bottled more heads than gettin' hit myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 -Been shot at -Hit in the face with a 2x4 -Told a girl to kick me in the jimmy (she did) -Smoked crack in the Tenderloin on the street -Overdosed on cocaine -Rode in a limo and drank tequila while yelling "FUCK ALL YOU HONKY FAGGOTS" out of the sunroof in Fisherman's Wharf -Dropped into someone else's backyard pool on a skateboard (did not go well) -Been on acid in a holding cell -Enjoyed ecstacy (out of the 30+ times I've taken it) -Met Jerry Garcia -Seen the Grateful Dead on NYE -Seen Nirvana -Seen The Who -Seen Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young -Jumped off a bridge to get away from the cops -Jumped off of a cliff for no good reason -Smashed a toilet with a baseball bat -Destroyed a glass bus shelter with my feet and a bike lock -Thrown a toilet off of a front porch and gotten the cops called on me for it -Thrown a TV off of a roof and not had the cops called on me about it -Free climbed the front of a three story house for no reason -Eaten peyote -Driven a car successfully without scaring anyone half to death -Been mistaken for a Samoan -Hitchhiked from one end of California to the other in a day and a half -Stolen a tombstone -Tried to kill myself and end up getting committed as a result You know, the usual shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 - Got a DUI - Cracked a windshield with a 90 mile an hour Hostees Chocolate Mini Donut - Done did ma friends little sister - ^continuing to get away with it - Finished a game of Monopoly - Been on an paid program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 -pissed on my own leg drunk -broke my hand -ate datura -drank a bullfrog at the warbler in bahrain -chlled in the louvre -opium -killed a squirrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 fucked at a church accidentally smoked dust UC's raided the crib and i kicked a freestyle while handcuffed as we headed down town a murderer has slept on my couch right now i could call some homeboys and get a green light on that ass i have jerked my junk at strip clubs (yes plural) in general Im on some RA the Rugged Man type shit Most noted 12oz fame: http://www.justin.tv/clip/3069c032f2112ff1 This shit made the papers^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 haha yes ralphy i'll never forget that. i still have the screen shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Fact: I just won $77 (in singles) of dice money rolling 3's at the bar. Now I will order delivery from this awful place I labeled "do not call" in my phone, because that's the only shit open right now that delivers. zebradrips mentioned paella on the last page, now I wish I had a chicken and chorizo paella. also: I have only thrown my cell phone into the east river once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Today: Talked to Kari Byron on the phone. Past: -First time driving stick was almost entirely backwards through downtown santiago, cuba, in a german tourist's suzuki vitara at four in the morning. -Rafted the american river on shrooms -Pushed a newsstand through a plate-glass window at starbucks -Set a port-o-potty on fire. someone called 911 but not before it melted into a giant puddle and set a tree on fire. -Bit a chunk out of a live sea cucumber for zero dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 -slept in alleyways in various cities -stolen a UC license plate -burned out a car -woken up in other peoples clothing with more money in my pockets than i went out with -woken up by children at the park at 9 am after a heavy nights drinking (last time this happened i was about 17) -met jennifer hawkins -threw a beer at kochie -slept with girls i didn't/still don't know -stolen small knick knacks from pretty much every house party ive been to where i dont know the owners -puked on a stripper during a lap dance many other things total apathy preventing typing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 What I like about facts: They don't have to be true. A fact can be false, but it is still, in fact, a fact... and I have always thought that was pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 rolled with a post-it never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 stole a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GABE1 Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 - baby daddy - been run over by some haters - lived in the bay for a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNEK.PDA Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 shot this into my eye on purpose because we thought it was funny.... its not funny...it hurt so fuckin bad. i could open my eye fully for well over an hour and my eye was swollen and bright red. Later was told it can easily blind you...i guess i should think before i act next time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -Bit a chunk out of a live sea cucumber for zero dollars. HAHAHA he said zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 i got some more for the list: stolen a car once smoked salivia once and then dangled from a four story roof to swing into the top balcony once claimed i was doing what jesus would do, pulling deads leaves off plants while on acid i once fought two brothers at the same time one time i drank all night had the first and last beers from a full keg and then drove home i once fucked a broad on the side of the freeway another time i styled a breeze in the parking structure of the mall at 6 pm OUTSIDE the car some of these are hella funny.....dude says he steals "knick-knacks" from nearly every party hahaha fuckin knick-knacks damn. im high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -Ran up to some random people on a beach and asked them: Are you on shrooms too?? -Got shot at in the L.A. River. -Fucked an ex at Big Top Locos in DTLA while a bunch of people watched. -Hit a tag in a Denny's with a spray can. On that claw machine. Then ate. -Got hit with a crowbar. -Had my dick in an ex while her parents were three feet away asking what we were doing that night. -Partied with Max Hardcore. -Went to a gang bang. Did not bang though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBchit Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 -drove from chicago to l.a. in 28 hours -done E and not regret it -abandoned all my responsibilities that's all i could think of right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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