_nightcrawler Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 STINKMOUSE; seems like you really dig the girl so...take her out, doesnt matter where but maybe somewhere nice and chill. make her laugh heaps, show her a good time, be yourself and also be considerate about what shes feeling. if you dont really dig her..then dont take this approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 100% serious. She was flipping the fuck out, screaming at my friend to stop the car and get rid of the old fag before he could hurt us. I honestly thought there was no way she'd forgive us when we finally came clean, but she loved the prank so much we went to pick up her cousin and tried it all over again on her. Her cousin didn't take it so well, hahahaha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 so basically you aren't creative or good with women in any way, so you need some help from 12oz of all fucking places. i understand. unfortunately i agree with mechanicalhipster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I Know what im doing guys. Its all gravy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh k :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 unfortunately i agree with mechanicalhipster :lol: :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 1. it depends on where you live - SF: Museum or a walk on the beach Oakland: Lake Temescale or Urban Ore ten miles difference but plenty of different things to do. Beach or park is always good. What Banana Fish said - you want to get some talking going on. now talking doesnt mean sex, but if the day goes alright, there will be sex. 2. make sure she is fed good food and nothing heavy or with tons of garlic....Mediterranean food is always great date food...or sushi. maybe meet up and pre drink at your place? that way its familiar for after the date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I Know what im doing guys. Its all gravy so you've settled on failing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 so what are you doing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 oh and this is post 999 for me everyone do a handstand and hail satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Guys Stop it I like wu tang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 oh and this is post 999 for me everyone do a handstand and hail satan Ave Satanas 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRAW! Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you can do an abe lincoln....you fist pull out your cock and blow your load in her face then take your pre shaved pubs and throw them in her face...therefore you have the abe lincoln 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Falcon Punch her as soon as you see her,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I thought that was gonna be the new solja boy dance Do tha abe Lincoln y'all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Either way I just de-tamponed you Don't let me down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 mams takes it, as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 *no one cares OH SNAP! THE ELEVENTH TAMPON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 so what are you doing then? well i folded on the idea of a big crazy date because i couldnt think of what to do, and i didnt really think it would be really appropriate to whip out my snake and pee in her but. So just gonna go for a picnic on a nice day then out to a gig for a few drinks followed by a walk on the beach. Might aswell keep it simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you are this gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuer Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 take her out for the big sausage pizza.... what girl wouldnt like that?? http://hostedgalleries.adult.com/index/index/gallery/42?wm=icymelon:CFRS:BSP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxtc Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Probably to late to reply to this thread, however a nice beach at sunset got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Show her this picture and tell her that it is your perfect sexual experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 i really must know where that picture came from. tried to prop you but can't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 that looks like a scene from cutie honey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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