boost™ Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 take her back to that club n get yooo grind on !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 25, 2009 Author Share Posted May 25, 2009 Talk to her through an autotune all night? Or just get her that JUNIOR SPESH! YEH spesh talk=real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 i get asked this question a lot and it never ceases to be silly to me. if you cannot even think of an idea for a day that the two of you can enjoy sharing, what makes you think that you could ever have any kind of future together? when i meet someone i really like, i get super excited about showing them my spots and seeing theirs. when i meet someone i really like, i could spend the entire night on a stoop shooting the shit and drinking beers and still have the best time of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 You could team up with Turtle from the Friends Who Steal Thread. He could help you out I'm sure. That thread mustve the highlight of your day :lol: :lol: cuz ur dickriding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 TURTLE!?!?! You call that dickriding???? I'm simply telling one idiot about another idiot who could help him. possibly. but probably not. you're my idol TURTLE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYEfruQy3lo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwiwhaaa? Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Take her to a VAJAS concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 OK... Agree to meet her at some place. it doesnt really matter where. Before meeting her, fill your pocket with dry sand. Then meet her and show her a handful of sand if that doesn't work, try this: LOOK GIRL to get a nice look at her. LOOK GIRL (1) again in this view. TALK GIRL (1) until you get the "...enjoy gifts" response. GIVE ROSE (5), GIVE CANDY (5), GIVE RING (5) and then DANCE (5). STAND UP and join her on the lit dance floor for some funky moves. Afterwards return and SIT, LOOK GIRL and she will ask to get married. Before she leaves you must GIVE MONEY (7) to her or she won't appear at the chapel later. http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/565080/36583 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 This is an easy question to answer and I have stated this before. Step:1 Organise to meet her in a public place. Step:2 Get your friends to pull up beside her in a van whilst she is walking to meet you in designated meeting area. Step:3 Friends kidnap date and take her to safe house. Step:4 Friends beat her a little and maybe stick the tips if their penises in (no full intercourse because then she becomes damaged goods). Step:5 *You break into the safe house and kill the kidnappers. * You pretend to pay over a huge ransom so she thinks you're ballin' Step:6 Pull your cock out. Easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kage212 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 BAD IDEA BRUH trust me if you set the bar high at the beginning then she will expect extravagant shit for every date afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 real talk... if someone asked me out and i agreed i would want to spend a little time just chatting and getting to know them. i DO NOT want to spend a whole fucking day with someone new or know if i even really like them. that whole romantic all day impress the date deal should come a little later, lets say the 3rd date? just meet her at a bar and you can buy her alcohol all night. 2nd date, you can take her to dinner at a nice restaurant, 3rd date you can go all out. if it's nice and warm where you're at just roll a blunt get some 40's and take her to a spot with a ridiculous view and flirt, then take her home and put it in her butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 the thing about meeting her at a bar is so if she isn't feeling you, she can say oh im tired or oh i work tomorrow i better get home and you can pull the same shit if you're not feeling her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 What if you're an alcoholic who abuses women when you're drunk? Your plan is falling to pieces suki. Organise a kidnapping, STAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 then he can slap her around. some girls like that, you know like how you beg me to slap you around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRAW! Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 you can try a Cock slap,Simply slapping your cock aggressively against the partner's forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 This is an easy question to answer and I have stated this before. Step:1 Organise to meet her in a public place. Step:2 Get your friends to pull up beside her in a van whilst she is walking to meet you in designated meeting area. Step:3 Friends kidnap date and take her to safe house. Step:4 Friends beat her a little and maybe stick the tips if their penises in (no full intercourse because then she becomes damaged goods). Step:5 *You break into the safe house and kill the kidnappers. * You pretend to pay over a huge ransom so she thinks you're ballin' Step:6 Pull your cock out. Easy. this is a good plan right here, but lose the part in step five about pretending to pay a ransom. just go in there and rock some skulls, if you pretend to pay money, she'll think youre a pussy who can fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Take kick boxing lessons together, so in case you end up hating each other, you can beat each other up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 I Know what im doing guys. Its all gravy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Take kick boxing lessons together, so in case you end up hating each other, you can beat each other up. this is actually good conflict resolution with your partner. the other day my lady and i beat the shit out of each other in a no homo pillowfight. we both got the joy of getting out our anger, and beating the shit out of each other in a fun way. :D talk about a relationship saver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I hope you didn't hit her in the stomach region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i annihilated her facial, and shes not preggoes anymorez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Holy shit! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 i annihilated her facial, and shes not preggoes anymorez. :lol: :lol: I wonder why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Last time I was asked this in real life was a few years ago, by my best friend who was gonna go out on his second date with this girl. My response was that he should take her to a fairly remote bar and just have a good time over drinks. BUT, I had to come along, and on the way we would pick up my dad, who would pretend to be an old gay hitchhiker that would then attempt to molest me in the back seat of the car, and I would flip out and start kicking and punching him and trying to push him out of the moving vehicle. We actually carried this plan out fully. They're getting married in December. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 :lol: i see how that makes perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Last time I was asked this in real life was a few years ago, by my best friend who was gonna go out on his second date with this girl. My response was that he should take her to a fairly remote bar and just have a good time over drinks. BUT, I had to come along, and on the way we would pick up my dad, who would pretend to be an old gay hitchhiker that would then attempt to molest me in the back seat of the car, and I would flip out and start kicking and punching him and trying to push him out of the moving vehicle. We actually carried this plan out fully. They're getting married in December. REAL MAN SHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 hahaha you can't be serious.......can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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