Gnarly Sheen Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 So occasionally I work as a server or bartender for a local catering business, it's a pretty cool gig and i usually just see a ton of drunk cougars and young whores, but today i saw a goth wedding. This shit was the most awkward thing anyone could ever experience. The 24 yr old groom rocked random shitty tats all over his neck and arms while sporting long black hair. I couldn't help but feel sorry for this guy. I was also told that he was a white supremacist with a swastika necklace but didn't see it. Even if he was, this dude was way to fucking soft to be hatin' everyones religion and race, in all honesty he just looked like a clown. He was wearing a red velvet shirt, with all sorts of lame shit going on a jacket and some long black pants. It was hideous. His 17 yr old bride had the most fucking epic dress on that looked like it came straight off the adams family set. There must have been no more then 20 people for the reception and half looked like they might be inbred. I'm pretty sure most of these mother fuckers had on wolf shirts and zubaz pants under there dress clothes, i just fucking know it. The groom prepared a 20 min photo montage accompanied by a thunderstorm into and shitty music. Also, a bonus poetry break which included poems on how they experienced pain their whole life but now can experience love, which totally debunked any thoughts of him being a white supremacist. It was pretty much a comedy break for me and one of the all time worst wedding receptions i've ever seen. No music, just 3 awkward tables of confused people. Pure comedy. Anyone experienced anything quite like this? Share 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Thats too long for a teenager with add to read, although i always liked your screen name. i trust what you had to say was good. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 That's like a paragraph! Take some riddlin and come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 gnarly sheen, i hope to one day buy you a beer for that shit. pics would have been epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 That's like a paragraph! Take some riddlin and come back im also pretty hungover, ill give it a try :lol: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Dude looks like Squiggy from "Laverne and Shirley". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 23, 2009 Author Share Posted May 23, 2009 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 no pics? failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 goth white supremacist? are they like, too apathetic to do anything about the ni**er problem? what a weird combination of freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 You mean the nigger problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 "nice day for a black wedding" /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 You mean the nigger problem? Spitfire15 in 2009: Pushing the distance to say what the other candidates won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 LOL, now all the people from the Billy Idol thread are mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 YUP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 LOL, now all the people from the Billy Idol thread are mad. <--- VISIBLY UPSET ONER, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 ... no pics? failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 That sounds awful. Should have sacrificed a lamb or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 from the blog "Goths in Hot Weather" http://gothsinhotweather.blogspot.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 That goth blog is fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 hahahaha ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 i thought being goth was all about being apathetic to life? why even bother getting married, we're going to die anyways *pouting* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Dude looks like Squiggy from "Laverne and Shirley". I was thinking he looks related to Poesia. Maybe it's his weirdo cousin he don't like to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-g66xGLtdU&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeObrien Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 i thought being goth was all about being apathetic to life? why even bother getting married, we're going to die anyways *pouting* Nice but bit scary:D :D . COngrats.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeObrien Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 was all about being apathetic to life? why even bother getting married, we're going to die anyways *pouting* Nice but bit scary:D :D . COngrats.[/color][/u]. Do you have anymore scary wedding pics :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I'm writing you a prescription for 8 tampons. Rest and drink plenty of fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 hes in a better place now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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