Edward Orenthal Norton Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 yes suki does have an enormous elephant penis that they can suck. the only weird part was getting patted down during the security check. i took off my shoes and the NSA dude cringed at the smell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I recently flew to the middle east and back, and any american who is retarded knows that its terrorist central there (im joking) The security was no worse than usual, the airport already had two bag scans in place which I felt was better than most american airports. Customs didnt say word one to us when we got in either, which was weird. I dont know about the rest of you, but nothing about TSA makes me feel safer, the new procedures seem like a waste of time. Everytime I go through TSA in the states, 9 of the 12 TSA agents are texting and paying no attention to what is going on. The whole new procedure is making flying such a huge hassle. I flew delta, which was terrible. The carry on bag rule is stupid, there is no point in a rule if you wont enforce it. You're allowed one carry on, of a small nature, there are people on these planes that carry on 3 bags, all bigger than backpacks. I carry one piece of luggage when i fly, thats it, no checked bags, i put it in the overhead, and the flight attendant had the gall to ask me if i could put it under the seat in front of me because some guy who had 3 large bags didnt have room for all his bags. I hate flying, its getting worse and worse by the year, they know you can do nothing about it, and people need to fly. Oh well, i'll keep flying too. Weak sauce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 We just flew home from visiting family in Texas for the holidays and the entire trip was total bullshit. First we had to fly from Austin to Houston which is retarded because Austin has an international airport, but they never have flights to the places we need to go. So we get to Houston and our flight is late due to weather and they tell us that we will miss our connecting flight in Paris and will have a 5 hour layover there the next morning. Houston is dumb and doesn't have smoking lounges so I had to go outside and smoke and then spend 45 minutes waiting to pass back through security. We finally get to Paris the next morning and those asshole Frenchies don't have heating inside the airport. Five and a half hours of freezing my fucking ass off waiting for our plane was total bullshit. I can understand not having heating to keep bums from hanging out there, but the only way to get to the concourse is to have a ticket and no hobo is going to buy a ticket just so they can sit inside and stay warm. It was fucking torturous. When we were standing in line waiting to get on the plane, you could see your breath inside the airport....it's fucking retarded. Plane tickets are too expensive to have to freeze your ass off while waiting for your flight. On the upside of flying...Air France, Lufthansa, and German Wings are all pretty awesome airlines in my personal opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 3 1/2 hour layover from Cinci to Orlando was fucking gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 We had 10 hours of layovers/waiting, for 11 hours of actual flight time. Weak to the max. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Yeah but I was visiting my parents in the middle of nowhere, so thats like being under house arrest for 9 days, then finally getting your chance to leave, plus I was sick on top of all that. Then when I get out of there, I get a final "fuck you" from the airlines before my freedom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Never had a good experience at Washington Dulles. Fuck Delta AND United. On a positive note: MIDWEST AIRLINES RULES!!! Free drinks and snacks. GIANT SEATS. Apparently fresh baked cookies are their schtick. And the food is like it was made by a person not a machine. Also fuck Continental for that 14 hour delay last year in Newark. Again MIDWEST best airline I've flown. This is coach. The free hot cookies: So what if I gotta hub out of Milwaukee? Midwest is one treat after another. Just like the old days when airlines appreciated customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Does anyone else get sick from eating the airline food or is it just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I look forward to trying out Porter this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I fucking hate flying. If anything is within a 12 hour drive, that's the way to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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