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yo whoever posted this shit..fuck all the haters cuz the new em is pretty hard...hes lettin fools know hes the illest wit words still.now im sure a bunch of fucks will talk some shit but ey its all a matter of opinion and the elf shirt man ne one around 22-23 was feelin elf back in theday so all this hatin is unnecessary! Thats my word!

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I listened to it a few times. It's not album of the year material and there's multiple tracks to skip. But there are some good beats and he flows very well on a few songs. He's lyrically on point with most of his admittedly insane ranting.

 

Wouldn't pay for it, wouldn't call it complete shit either.

 

Also that review was over-analytical and fucking retarded.

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yo whoever posted this shit..fuck all the haters cuz the new em is pretty hard...hes lettin fools know hes the illest wit words still.now im sure a bunch of fucks will talk some shit but ey its all a matter of opinion and the elf shirt man ne one around 22-23 was feelin elf back in theday so all this hatin is unnecessary! Thats my word!

 

you must be gay also?

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all im sayin is dude puts words together like none other...if you only listened to a song one time you mayaswell shut the fuck up.ne way im not here to ride dick im just sayin I think the album is hard harder than anything out now.if you think not tell me whats the hardest then!

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heres is my eminem anecdote

 

talking to a hipster chick online and shes tryna be cool like i know eminems best album

 

i say, if you agree with me, i won't destroy you

 

her> Encore

me> no

her> slim shady (or whatever the fuck its called)

me> no

her>(says one other album i cant remember coz i dont listen to eminem)

me> no

her> what then

me> Infinite

as soon as ive typed this she says "Infinite and Early life?"

me> hold up, are you just getting this off wikipedia?

her>OMG NO, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES RAP, MAYBE I ACTUALLY KNOW THE ALBUM NAMES BECAUSE I LIKE EMINEM, YOU'RE SUCH AN ELITIST ETC ETC ETC ETC

*blocks me*

 

so i figure, damn, was i that harsh to a girl who moments before said "street art is life" ?

so i wikipedia eminem; and found this

 

Early life and Infinite

See also: Infinite (album)

 

etc etc etc boring shit about eminem etc etc etc

 

so i call her, like yo _____ it even says that on wikipedia

 

she starts abusing me, saying how thats what it says on the cd.

 

so i google it

 

eminem_infinite_cover.jpg

 

to this day, she still feircing maintains that i'm a hip hop elitist and that her copy says Infinite and Early Life

 

 

 

 

/yes storythatleads nowhere

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all im sayin is dude puts words together like none other...if you only listened to a song one time you mayaswell shut the fuck up.ne way im not here to ride dick im just sayin I think the album is hard harder than anything out now.if you think not tell me whats the hardest then!

 

Anything without a homo white dude, with corny played our lyrics is "harder".

And if you think Relapse is the "hardest" thing out, you don't need my opinion on good music.

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LOOK THAT CHARLIE ROW ALBUM EVEN COMES WITH A FREE RINTONE

 

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I find all the Eminem hate as ridiculous as you dudes all must find my Wu-Tang hate

 

Think what you will, he's your favorite rapper's favorite rapper

 

MY NIGGA YOUR MUSICAL TASTE IS FUCKIN WILD. YOU LIKE BUDDEN AND EMINEM AND MAX B AND STACKS? THATS LIKE SAYING "MY FAVORITE MEAL IS A PRIME RIB MEDIUM WELL WITH A SIDE OF HOT DOGSHIT WITH VOMIT ON IT"

 

EMINEM IS SO GARBAGE IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW THIS NIGGA TRICKED A BUNCHA YALL YOUNG NIGGAS INTO THINKIN HE'S NICE BY MAKING FUN OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND BRITNEY SPEARS. YOUR MANS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS ABOUT SLAYING MAD HARMLESS NIGGAS THAT COULD NEVER EVER EVER THROW SHOTS BACK AT HIM. NIGGA MADE FUN OF BENZINO AND JA RULE, SHORTLY THEREAFTER PROOF GOT BEAT SENSELESS AND WHAT DOES THIS HOMO DO? MAKE A GAY VIDEO TALMBOUT "STOP THE VIOLENCE" BOOOOOOO!! YOU SHOOK!!

 

AND "MY FAVORITE RAPPERS FAVORITE RAPPER" !?!?!

 

THIS CLOWN GOT A BUNCH OF NIGGAS SAYING HE'S GREAT SO THEY CAN GET SUBURBAN GPOINTS AND SELL SOME RECORDS! I WISH NIGGAS WERENT SO SHOOK AND WOULD BE HONEST AND BE LIKE "THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKING CORNY WHITEBOY FROM SOME PODUNK TRAILER SITUATION, HE RHYMES ALOTTA WORDS BUT HIS CONTENT IS EITHER MAD EMO OR MAD FUCKING GAY" THIS NIGGAS WHOLE "BLEEBIDDYBLU MY DAUGHTER HAILIE" FLOW IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SHIT I EVER HEARD RECORDED B FOR REAL. ID RATHER LISTEN TO E40 READ A CHINESE FOOD MENU WITH KEAK THE SNEAK DOING THE ADLIBS OVER AN EL-P BEAT.

 

YA MAN HAS BEEN TRYIN TO COME OUT THE CLOSET FOR THE LONGEST...REMEMBER SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE? YALL NIGGAS COSIGN THE SHIT OUTTA THAT THEN TURN AROUND AND BE LIKE "GUCCI MANE IS GAY, LIL WAYNE IS GAY"......WHAT?! :lol: :lol: THIS NIGGA IS TALKIN BOUT HE FUCKS DR. DRE IN THE ASS!!!!!!! IF I WAS A NIGGA FROM CALI ID BE FURIOUS THAT A LEGEND FROM MY CITY WAS COSIGNING THIS WING NIGGA. I GET IT DRE, YOU GETTIN MONEY BUT DAMN HOMIE...FOR REAL? NIGGAS ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT THEY MUSIC IS MATURING BUT THIS NIGGA IS DAMN NEAR 40 AND HE STILL DRESSIN UP LIKE A GIRL IN HIS VIDEOS!! PUT THIS NIGGA ON A PLANE WITH BUDDEN AND CRASH THAT SHIT INTO THE ANDES B. FUCK THIS FUCKIN CLOWN, YA MAN IS TOTALLY WORTHLESS. I WISH HE WOULD THROW SHOTS AT SOMEBODY THAT WOULD ETHER HIS PUNK ASS, LIKE JADA OR SOMEBODY. 50 FINISHED JA RULE BUT JA BODIED FEMINEM WITH ONE LINE...AND THATS JA FUCKIN RULE! I WISH NIGGAS WERENT SO SCARED OF THIS NIGGAS STRANGLEHOLD OVER WHITE AMERICA AND JUST SPOKE UP AND WAS LIKE "YOU MAKE GAY MUSIC FAM" ROSS WHERE YOU AT YOU BASTARD?

 

 

JUST ON SOME WRAP UP SHIT IM SAYIN, THIS AINT MUSIC FOR ME. THATS WHY I HATE IT. I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS ROLL UP SOMEWHERE BUMPIN THIS SHIT ON 10, AND THATS HOW I JUDGE MUSIC. ID BE EMBARASSED TO BE SITTING IN A CAR WITH A NIGGA PLAYIN THIS SHIT. IT ALSO BUGS ME OUT HOW NIGGAS CALL THIS SHIT "LYRICAL" HOW IS THIS NIGGA LYRICAL? HE'S RHYMIN "KARDASHIAN" WITH "MAN" AND THIS NIGGA IS STILLLLLLLLL TAKIN SHOTS AT CHRISTOPHER REEVE!!! (THAT NIGGAS DEAD FAM!! AND HIS WIFEY DEAD!!) TRYNA RHYME REEVE WITH EVERYTHING. FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA STEP YOUR LIFE UP IF YOU THINK THIS NIGGA IS "HARD"

 

UNCLE MURDA "I WONT SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG, OR SHOOT YOU IN THE ARM, IMA SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD, OR SHOOT YA BABY MOM"

 

THATS HARD NIGGA.

 

"SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE OH GOD IM COMING FUCK YES" IS NOT HARD, ITS HARDCORE GAY.

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MY NIGGA YOUR MUSICAL TASTE IS FUCKIN WILD. YOU LIKE BUDDEN AND EMINEM AND MAX B AND STACKS? THATS LIKE SAYING "MY FAVORITE MEAL IS A PRIME RIB MEDIUM WELL WITH A SIDE OF HOT DOGSHIT WITH VOMIT ON IT"

 

Haha...what can I say son, I'm all over the place

 

The last 6 songs I just listened to were, literally: J-Kwon, Eminem, Akon, Cam, Mike Jones, and Joell Ortiz haha

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MY NIGGA YOUR MUSICAL TASTE IS FUCKIN WILD. YOU LIKE BUDDEN AND EMINEM AND MAX B AND STACKS? THATS LIKE SAYING "MY FAVORITE MEAL IS A PRIME RIB MEDIUM WELL WITH A SIDE OF HOT DOGSHIT WITH VOMIT ON IT"

EMINEM IS SO GARBAGE IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW THIS NIGGA TRICKED A BUNCHA YALL YOUNG NIGGAS INTO THINKIN HE'S NICE BY MAKING FUN OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND BRITNEY SPEARS. YOUR MANS WHOLE EXISTENCE IS ABOUT SLAYING MAD HARMLESS NIGGAS THAT COULD NEVER EVER EVER THROW SHOTS BACK AT HIM. NIGGA MADE FUN OF BENZINO AND JA RULE, SHORTLY THEREAFTER PROOF GOT BEAT SENSELESS AND WHAT DOES THIS HOMO DO? MAKE A GAY VIDEO TALMBOUT "STOP THE VIOLENCE" BOOOOOOO!! YOU SHOOK!!

 

AND "MY FAVORITE RAPPERS FAVORITE RAPPER" !?!?!

 

THIS CLOWN GOT A BUNCH OF NIGGAS SAYING HE'S GREAT SO THEY CAN GET SUBURBAN GPOINTS AND SELL SOME RECORDS! I WISH NIGGAS WERENT SO SHOOK AND WOULD BE HONEST AND BE LIKE "THIS NIGGA IS A FUCKING CORNY WHITEBOY FROM SOME PODUNK TRAILER SITUATION, HE RHYMES ALOTTA WORDS BUT HIS CONTENT IS EITHER MAD EMO OR MAD FUCKING GAY" THIS NIGGAS WHOLE "BLEEBIDDYBLU MY DAUGHTER HAILIE" FLOW IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SHIT I EVER HEARD RECORDED B FOR REAL. ID RATHER LISTEN TO E40 READ A CHINESE FOOD MENU WITH KEAK THE SNEAK DOING THE ADLIBS OVER AN EL-P BEAT.

YA MAN HAS BEEN TRYIN TO COME OUT THE CLOSET FOR THE LONGEST...REMEMBER SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE? YALL NIGGAS COSIGN THE SHIT OUTTA THAT THEN TURN AROUND AND BE LIKE "GUCCI MANE IS GAY, LIL WAYNE IS GAY"......WHAT?! :lol: :lol: THIS NIGGA IS TALKIN BOUT HE FUCKS DR. DRE IN THE ASS!!!!!!! IF I WAS A NIGGA FROM CALI ID BE FURIOUS THAT A LEGEND FROM MY CITY WAS COSIGNING THIS WING NIGGA. I GET IT DRE, YOU GETTIN MONEY BUT DAMN HOMIE...FOR REAL? NIGGAS ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT THEY MUSIC IS MATURING BUT THIS NIGGA IS DAMN NEAR 40 AND HE STILL DRESSIN UP LIKE A GIRL IN HIS VIDEOS!! PUT THIS NIGGA ON A PLANE WITH BUDDEN AND CRASH THAT SHIT INTO THE ANDES B. FUCK THIS FUCKIN CLOWN, YA MAN IS TOTALLY WORTHLESS. I WISH HE WOULD THROW SHOTS AT SOMEBODY THAT WOULD ETHER HIS PUNK ASS, LIKE JADA OR SOMEBODY. 50 FINISHED JA RULE BUT JA BODIED FEMINEM WITH ONE LINE...AND THATS JA FUCKIN RULE! I WISH NIGGAS WERENT SO SCARED OF THIS NIGGAS STRANGLEHOLD OVER WHITE AMERICA AND JUST SPOKE UP AND WAS LIKE "YOU MAKE GAY MUSIC FAM" ROSS WHERE YOU AT YOU BASTARD?

 

 

JUST ON SOME WRAP UP SHIT IM SAYIN, THIS AINT MUSIC FOR ME. THATS WHY I HATE IT. I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS ROLL UP SOMEWHERE BUMPIN THIS SHIT ON 10, AND THATS HOW I JUDGE MUSIC. ID BE EMBARASSED TO BE SITTING IN A CAR WITH A NIGGA PLAYIN THIS SHIT. IT ALSO BUGS ME OUT HOW NIGGAS CALL THIS SHIT "LYRICAL" HOW IS THIS NIGGA LYRICAL? HE'S RHYMIN "KARDASHIAN" WITH "MAN" AND THIS NIGGA IS STILLLLLLLLL TAKIN SHOTS AT CHRISTOPHER REEVE!!! (THAT NIGGAS DEAD FAM!! AND HIS WIFEY DEAD!!) TRYNA RHYME REEVE WITH EVERYTHING. FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA STEP YOUR LIFE UP IF YOU THINK THIS NIGGA IS "HARD"

 

UNCLE MURDA "I WONT SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG, OR SHOOT YOU IN THE ARM, IMA SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD, OR SHOOT YA BABY MOM"

THATS HARD NIGGA.

 

"SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE OH GOD IM COMING FUCK YES" IS NOT HARD, ITS HARDCORE GAY.

 

 

 

All of this.

Everyone who co-signed this Eminem Relapse album should be thanking Mero for taking time out of his schedule to explain this to y'all.

:D

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