SwampFightOner Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 To me dating and relationship are the same thing. If I'm not in a relationship with a girl I'd never call it "dating" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 NIGGAS AINT READY FOR THAT YET AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY NOT READY FOR THE NEXT STEP, "THE LOOK". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 US REGULAR JOES ARE STILL GETTING USED TO ALL CAPS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 My friend at work has a mrs. that calls him about 5 times during the day... That annoys the shit out of me and I'm not even fucking having to talk to her. Also if a girl can cook and cook well that scores MEGA fucking points from me Edit. Hot girl that can cook = wife Hot girl that can't = serious doubts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't really care if a girl can cook because I hook up pretty much everything I like to eat My mom made me fend for myself, so I hook steaks, shrimp, stir fry, whatever, up better than most anyone My baby moms has a few good dishes, but really the only thing I'm intirested in a girl knowing how to cook is fried chicken, which is a dying art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 But for real if you know a bitch who can hook friedchicken up who doesn't smell like vasalene and aquanet, and weighs less than you by 50 lbs, marry that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost`25 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Wisdom, pure wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 shit had me rollin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 No girl I've ever dated knew how to cook. Why I'm not dating them anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 some of this is good advice. some of it is just nonsense. don't take your girl to a place where a lot of chicks are going to be checking you out? whaaaaa? why should i give a fuck if girls are looking at my man, thinking about what they would do to him? and i don't want him callin me everyday. i don't want some needy ass dude. your outlook on this topic will change once you find out your dude has been plugging half of your friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 To me dating and relationship are the same thing. If I'm not in a relationship with a girl I'd never call it "dating" to me dating isn't exclusive I equate it to 'seeing' somebody, nothing official but a relationship is exclusive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 my girl cooks better than anyone else i know, chefs included. she also happens to be batshit fucking insane. never can get all the goods in one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I agree with AB Dating is a relationship The exclusiveness is the terms of said relationship Otherwise it's just a chick I'm fuckin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 your outlook on this topic will change once you find out your dude has been plugging half of your friends. hahahahahaha yeah right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride A Bike Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 isnt this the 21st century? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HER OUTFIT. GIRLS ALWAYS (ALMOST ALWAYS) TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN WHAT THEY WEAR AND HOW THEIR HAIR LOOKS AND SHIT...SO IF YOU BIG THAT UP THEN YOU FINNA SCORE SOME POINTS. one of the sexiest things that a guy i was dating ever did for me was text me and tell me what to wear before he saw me. he loved me in leggings. it got me hot as hell and was cute because yeah, most guys don't notice that kind of shit, or if they do, they don't know how to verbalize it. then i found out that he'd never been tested so i could not, in good conscience, smash that. it was tragic, because it probably would have been amazing. but you know what else is amazing? not having aids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 GOOD ADVICE MERO .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 -OK ITS YOUR HOUSE, AND IM SITTING ON YOUR COUCH, I KNOW THIS...BUT COULD YOU PLEASE NOT FUCKING PLAY MARIAH CAREY? IM TRYING TO WATCH THE KNICKS. CANT YOU JUST SIT ON THE COUCH WITH ME AND SAY "AWWW! HE'S SO LITTLE!" EVERYTIME NATE ROBINSON SHOOTS A JUMPSHOT? PLEASE? :lol: :lol: :lol: This!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't really care if a girl can cook because I hook up pretty much everything I like to eat This. I would LOVE it if a girl could cook, but so few can these days that I'm not expecting it. I know how to cook like a muthafucka, so as long as you're willing to clean (because I definitely am not), we can still work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Oh yeah...my brother in law is a fuckin dick to my sister (including cheating on her), and although that's not my business me and all of my boys have tried to tell him mad times how lucky he is Now, not only does my sister cook, clean, own the house they live in, make more money than him, put up with his shit, and take amazing care of his daughter, she also is apparently considered very attractive by most guys. I don't really see it, but that might just be because I know how fuckin ghetto she can get sometimes If they ever really break up my best friend is 100% ready to take his place, and me, my parents, and everyone else are perfectly fine with that. Brother in law better not slip up haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Why don't you just tell your sister to leave him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 !) She wouldn't listen and 2) I believe that marriage should be forever (especially when a child, my niece, is involved) I'm just saying if it DIDN'T work, there are takers haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Oh yeah...my brother in law is a fuckin dick to my sister (including cheating on her), and although that's not my business me and all of my boys have tried to tell him mad times how lucky he is Now, not only does my sister cook, clean, own the house they live in, make more money than him, put up with his shit, and take amazing care of his daughter, she also is apparently considered very attractive by most guys. I don't really see it, but that might just be because I know how fuckin ghetto she can get sometimes If they ever really break up my best friend is 100% ready to take his place, and me, my parents, and everyone else are perfectly fine with that. Brother in law better not slip up haha Didn't you say you have a sister that you called a fat disgusting slob? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 That's my older, I'm talking about my younger haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 meros up on his piss to mouth game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FACTORY_MADE Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I don't really care if a girl can cook because I hook up pretty much everything I like to eat My mom made me fend for myself, also, this its amazing how many adults cant fucking take care of themselves alone its amazing how many children I can legally refer to as adults also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 excellent call on cutting out the lying, shit always catches up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 bump mero for this thread, i made my lady read it and she was laughin her tits off. then i rubbed all that shit in her face. MERO FOR THE ASSISTED PWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The thing about girls wearing less make-up is 100% true. I have found out that most people tell me that I look better either with no make-up (such as first thing in the morning) or with very minimal make-up. When I wear heavy or bright make-up around my eye area, the only compliments I get are from fierce gay dudes and it is more about appreciating the application of it, versus the actual look...if that makes any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 one of the sexiest things that a guy i was dating ever did for me was text me and tell me what to wear before he saw me. he loved me in leggings. it got me hot as hell and was cute because yeah, most guys don't notice that kind of shit, or if they do, they don't know how to verbalize it. then i found out that he'd never been tested so i could not, in good conscience, smash that. it was tragic, because it probably would have been amazing. but you know what else is amazing? not having aids! LOL this hit close to home because I like girls in leggings and the last girl I was with, I would tell her to wear them. Except, I actually bought her some leggings because she didn't own any. She wore them for a bit, but unfortunately I was unable to get her to keep it in regular rotation in her warddrobe as she stopped wearing them so eventually I felt like I was trying to force someone to be someone they weren't and thus I gave up on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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