Swindle Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 ready guys? We went 4 a walk running away from my parents’ house went to a manmade lake/drainage solution that was constructed in the middle of the neighborhood. We stripped nude and took a bath within nature putting on an Animal Collective album using my portable iPod dock The police were called arresting us police brutality I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. Fuck. So miserable. I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. h8 my local high school h8 all the ppl who value ‘fitting in’ and don’t ‘get’ what life is all about I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. Shit. Not even sure if I will ever break free or if I will end up back in suburbia since it is a cost-effective place to raise a child. Shit. FUCK. help me, gawdbro. I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. So many houses all looking the same feel even sadder about poorer people who live in apartments relieved that I have a spacious house I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. I wear Am Appy and no 1 ‘gets’ me except for gothbros who wear ‘black AmAppy hoodies’ without realizing what the brand ‘means.’ I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. I want 2 set this place on fire I want 2 b me I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped I feel so fucking trapped Fucking trapped in suburbia. fuck. help me. plz. help me. sprawl. opening up new Home Depot by where I live since there are so many new neighborhoods [via contractors] feeling sad about trees being cut down and shit like that Wonder how I would feel if the built suburbia to look ‘more like the city.’ Going to walk more and ride my bike. help plenty more lolzy things here: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 My mom always told me to put butter on a burn to stop the sting. I don't know if it actually works. Or if she was just playing a prank on me. Moms are like that sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stresssack Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 That was deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 poems rhyme.. i hate hipsters running their lipsters over opinionated oh how they're hated they use tat machines real men use guns they get biker bitch sleeves of spanish nuns they think they're so cool i think they're all tools burn down the starbucks kill all those dumbfucks hipsters are fake for goodness sake kill a hipster today unless he's willing to pay fuck your little glasses and your tight asses fuck your collared shirts don't be scared of dirt go drive a scion ..as long as you're gone pretend like you're hard i've got your card hipsters think they're so smart in your general direction i fart they think they're original it's a bunch of cockybull beatnik bikers, with jobs no style or motorcycles, you fools are slobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 the negaprops are alive and well in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 rose are red violence and hate destruction league activate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 THAT BITCH NEEDS TO EAT A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER. REAL TALK TO THE MAX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 if you google my government name some really bad poem comes up that i wrote in writing club in 7th grade when we were learning html. also an animated gif that i made of my dog wagging his tail and panting. embarrassing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 damn that chicks body lacks curves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 stick figure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oiler Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 hahaha, ipod dock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 That's a joke right? This is supposed to be ironic? Right? Oh wait Ironic humor.... Fuuuuuuuuuuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 hahahaha stupid suburbia always getting in the way of my drainage water skinny dipping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 thats almost disturbing looking at all those houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 i would fuck that hipster bitch. and i thought this thread title said Hipster Porn, semi disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 feel even sadder about poorer people who live in apartments heaven forbid. I wear Am Appy and no 1 ‘gets’ me except for gothbros who wear ‘black AmAppy hoodies’ without realizing what the brand ‘means.’ :lol: :lol: :lol: a: gothbros? what in the everloving FUCK is a 'gothbro'? b: am appy? seriously? c: brand recognition as a prerequisite to wearing hoodies and spandex? the industry of cool is exhaustingly stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What I meant to ask earlier is how exactly does one go about taking the sting out of a burn? I was serious. I got a steam burn on my hand earlier and running it under cold water didn't do a damn thing. But I had to run errands and didn't want butter thumb while riding my bike. So guys. Do I slap a slab of butter on my hand or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What I meant to ask earlier is how exactly does one go about taking the sting out of a burn? I was serious. I got a steam burn on my hand earlier and running it under cold water didn't do a damn thing. But I had to run errands and didn't want butter thumb while riding my bike. So guys. Do I slap a slab of butter on my hand or what? aloe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 try neosporin bloodfart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 We don't have any aloe around the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 and i thought this thread title said Hipster Porn, semi disappointed. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Apply honey to the wound once you have washed the wound properly. It will prevent infection and will heal the wound. Papaya contains enzymes that help to remove dead cells from the wound. Aloe Vera is good for treating burns. Cut some fresh aloe Vera leaves and put it on the burnt area.Once the wound starts healing, break a capsule of vitamin E and pour the liquid on it. This will prevent scarring. Applying lavender oil is also found to be effective for burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2009 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbmjb0MiVHE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 i work in a foundry.. steam burns are funny to me, get a third degree then cry. aloe is vitaminE (or if you use vitaminE, it comes from aloe anyways) never put it in cold water, only lukewarm or you'll do more damage... aloe and open air.. don't use honey on anything but your chicken nuggets, unless you like sticky stuff turning hard on your skin then cracking all over your burn.. that would give you a reason to cry though.. i hate hipsters f'n gimpsters act like they're cool but daddy paid for school look out! they keep a ready vocab in their mouth they'll cut you up with new unoriginal smut and act like they know but those tools blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 come hipsters give me your over opinion on things you don't know die hipsters smell my feet while i shove em down your throat f'n hipsters like people to know what 'they' think faggot hipsters your opinions dont mean shit to me bitchass hipsters emo's congregate too guess what hipsters just like you, those kids aint cool kill yourselves hipsters i'd tell you how.. lol hipsters but you'd rename it and act like it's your cow fuck hipsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 white hats, yuppies, and other uncool tools start to dress 'hip' but you're still the same fools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 My cat is black sometimes he likes to nap Fuck this poem shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I have never once in my entire life seen a neighborhood like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Shoe box houses in the sea of beige !! Homeowners Associations come with houses like that ... HOA's tell you what colors you can paint your house, how many plants you have to have and what kind they can be. I see houses like that everyday ... and I would never own one !!!!!!!!! Shit only has like 8 feet between houses, wanna have the neighbor watch you shower ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 and they're prefabricated which means its held together with more foam and less nails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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