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ready guys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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We went 4 a walk

running away from my parents’ house

went to a manmade lake/drainage solution

that was constructed in the middle of the neighborhood.

 

We stripped nude

and took a bath within nature

putting on an Animal Collective album

using my portable iPod dock

 

The police were called

arresting us

police brutality

 

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

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Fuck. So miserable.

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

 

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h8 my local high school

h8 all the ppl who value ‘fitting in’

and don’t ‘get’ what life is all about

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

 

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Shit. Not even sure if I will ever break free

or if I will end up back in suburbia

since it is a cost-effective place to raise a child.

Shit. FUCK. help me, gawdbro.

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

 

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So many houses

all looking the same

feel even sadder about poorer people who live in apartments

relieved that I have a spacious house

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

 

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I wear Am Appy

and no 1 ‘gets’ me

except for gothbros

who wear ‘black AmAppy hoodies’ without realizing what the brand ‘means.’

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

 

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I want 2

set this place on fire

I want 2

b me

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

I feel so fucking trapped

Fucking trapped in suburbia.

 

fuck. help me. plz. help me.

sprawl. opening up new Home Depot by where I live

since there are so many new neighborhoods [via contractors]

feeling sad about trees being cut down and shit like that

Wonder how I would feel if the built suburbia to look ‘more like the city.’

Going to walk more and ride my bike.

help

 

 

 

 

plenty more lolzy things here: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/ :lol:

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My mom always told me to put butter on a burn to stop the sting.

I don't know if it actually works.

Or if she was just playing a prank on me.

Moms are like that sometimes.

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poems rhyme..

i hate hipsters

running their lipsters

 

over opinionated

oh how they're hated

 

they use tat machines

real men use guns

they get biker bitch sleeves

of spanish nuns

 

they think they're so cool

i think they're all tools

 

burn down the starbucks

kill all those dumbfucks

 

hipsters are fake

for goodness sake

kill a hipster today

unless he's willing to pay

 

fuck your little glasses

and your tight asses

 

fuck your collared shirts

don't be scared of dirt

 

go drive a scion

..as long as you're gone

 

pretend like you're hard

i've got your card

 

hipsters think they're so smart

in your general direction i fart

 

they think they're original

it's a bunch of cockybull

 

beatnik bikers, with jobs

no style or motorcycles, you fools are slobs

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if you google my government name some really bad poem comes up that i wrote in writing club in 7th grade when we were learning html. also an animated gif that i made of my dog wagging his tail and panting. embarrassing!

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hahahaha stupid suburbia always getting in the way of my drainage water skinny dipping

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i would fuck that hipster bitch.

 

 

and i thought this thread title said Hipster Porn, semi disappointed.

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feel even sadder about poorer people who live in apartments

 

heaven forbid.

 

I wear Am Appy

and no 1 ‘gets’ me

except for gothbros

who wear ‘black AmAppy hoodies’ without realizing what the brand ‘means.’

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

a: gothbros? what in the everloving FUCK is a 'gothbro'?

b: am appy? seriously?

c: brand recognition as a prerequisite to wearing hoodies and spandex?

 

the industry of cool is exhaustingly stupid.

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What I meant to ask earlier is how exactly does one go about taking the sting out of a burn?

I was serious.

I got a steam burn on my hand earlier and running it under cold water didn't do a damn thing.

But I had to run errands and didn't want butter thumb while riding my bike.

So guys.

Do I slap a slab of butter on my hand or what?

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What I meant to ask earlier is how exactly does one go about taking the sting out of a burn?

I was serious.

I got a steam burn on my hand earlier and running it under cold water didn't do a damn thing.

But I had to run errands and didn't want butter thumb while riding my bike.

So guys.

Do I slap a slab of butter on my hand or what?

 

 

aloe

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and i thought this thread title said Hipster Porn, semi disappointed.

 

Me too.

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Apply honey to the wound once you have washed the wound properly. It will prevent infection and will heal the wound.

 

Papaya contains enzymes that help to remove dead cells from the wound.

 

Aloe Vera is good for treating burns. Cut some fresh aloe Vera leaves and put it on the burnt area.Once the wound starts healing, break a capsule of vitamin E and pour the liquid on it. This will prevent scarring.

 

Applying lavender oil is also found to be effective for burns.

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i work in a foundry.. steam burns are funny to me, get a third degree then cry. aloe is vitaminE (or if you use vitaminE, it comes from aloe anyways) never put it in cold water, only lukewarm or you'll do more damage... aloe and open air.. don't use honey on anything but your chicken nuggets, unless you like sticky stuff turning hard on your skin then cracking all over your burn.. that would give you a reason to cry though..

i hate hipsters

f'n gimpsters

act like they're cool

but daddy paid for school

look out!

they keep a ready vocab in their mouth

they'll cut you up

with new unoriginal smut

and act like they know

but those tools blow

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come hipsters

give me your over opinion on things you don't know

die hipsters

smell my feet while i shove em down your throat

f'n hipsters

like people to know what 'they' think

faggot hipsters

your opinions dont mean shit to me

bitchass hipsters

emo's congregate too

guess what hipsters

just like you, those kids aint cool

kill yourselves hipsters

i'd tell you how..

lol hipsters

but you'd rename it and act like it's your cow

fuck hipsters

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