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meet your robot overlord...and own him for $1,500

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http://www.zenosworld.com/

 

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don't fall asleep. this motherfucker will rip your eyelids off

and make you watch as he pisses in your milk.

 

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nigga has emotions, too. that way you know he means it when he

tells you he's gonna rape your cat.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaEpgqi4Nj8

 

Zeno is coming! He is the smartest and coolest robot yet! He has everything he needs to become your friend; he sees, hears, talks and remembers who you are. He even walks and performs amazing stunts. His face is soft like yours so he can show emotions, just like you–happy, sad, puzzled, and lots more. Operate him by himself and see a few of his antics, or let him link to your computer wirelessly so he can have complete conversations with you! Plus, if you use your computer to help Zeno connect to the internet, he can keep learning and growing smarter. He’ll even help you learn about the world around you.

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My Robosapien will beat the shit out of him.

 

you think robosapien is a match for zeno? zeno wakes up by raping robosapiens.

then he shoots a group of schoolchildren before his first robodump in the morning.

 

nigga is raw.

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Dude makes the same faces I make when I'm obliterated and trying to form a rational statement in public. I like that in him.

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Dude makes the same faces I make when I'm obliterated and trying to form a rational statement in public. I like that in him.

 

 

the first one of these i see in public, i'm kicking it in its robonuts.

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let him link to your computer wirelessly so he can have complete conversations with you! Plus, if you use your computer to help Zeno connect to the internet, he can keep learning and growing smarter. He’ll even help you learn about the world around you.

 

uhhhh....

 

 

this shit sound familiar to anyone?...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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CH-CH-CH-CH-CHU, CHA-CH-CH-CH-CHU!

 

 

 

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I got chased home by a group of these last night.

 

 

i saw one of 'em raping a squirrel.

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