milesmoodist Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 my girl threw a fit for weeks until i agreed to go on a cruise with her family.. f'an a, i didn't know i had to wear a f'n suit to the dinners on the boat. i picked out a dope corderoy jacket and her n her mom made fun of me, so i wore the funeral stuff instead. the only thing i could think at the f'n dinner table every night was how fake everyone around me was and what the servers from all the 3rd world countries were thinking while they were serving us, and i could piss on mine and every other table around me just because i watched their fake persona's kick in in front of the help and you could literally see them turn into snobs like they were going to impress all the poor servers.. f'n gay ass rich people and their priorities. the cruise was the biggest waste of time.. i got to see bobs house and and museum n all that, but it wasn't worth the 2 weeks of fake ass people.. i didn't want to go because of the people that go on them and f' being on a boat in the middle of the ocean, i'd a understood if god had sank my boat, i was thinking the whole time i wished he would.. bang!! 4000 f'n worthless people gone and the world's that much a better place.. i made the corderoy jacket into a matching purse/ wallet for my girlfriend, i got it at the thrift store.. i'ma turn her into a real person yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 He's going to be expecting some serious sexing after paying for a dinner at the French Laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 yo if your paying for the meal dont do it paying 400 for fucking food is a sin and you shouldnt let that shit rock slap the shit out of your man friend take a drive to a dark neighborhood blow 50 on weed 20 on beer 30 on food and i think youll have a way better time than faking the funk at some bourgesoi stunt fest this and wait this dude is taking u to a super expensive restaraunt and you guys havent even fucked yet? what a bitch this and I'm into fine dining. On a few occasions we've spent $1k on a night of food and wine. Last week for my wife's birthday we flew to Vegas and had Joël Robuchon cook for us. Robuchon has been crowned the chef of the century. It's pretty cool because my wife spoke japanese and french to him. French Laundry is a great place, probably top 5 in the world! Thomas Keller is serious bizzness. It's cool you got a reservation, was it for dinner or lunch? Lunch is cheaper and easier to get a reservation, last I heard dinner reservations were a 4-5 months wait for average people. Also the dude sounds like a douche if he's making you pay, unless it's strictly "friend zone". we havent fucked. dating for a few weeks. he hasnt even touched my boob but its like beyond that. and im paying people. yes or no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20090515_For_teen_sex__he_biked_180_miles.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 No meal is worth paying 400 dollars for in my opinion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 and im paying people. yes or no? you shouldnt pay if HE asked you to go to diner with him, especially at an expensive place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Ho-lee shit. At first, I'm like where's the prices? ...And got scared like I was in the situation myself. Then I scroll down and see some french lingo and the numbers 240.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 we havent fucked. dating for a few weeks. he hasnt even touched my boob but its like beyond that. and im paying people. yes or no? As I mentioned getting a reservation for French Laundry is pretty difficult but him not paying or atleast offering is kind of douchey. I commend his effort in impressing you with a taste of fine dining but if he can't afford to take the both of you there it will most likely be an awkward experience. To thoroughly enjoy fine dining you shouldn't have to worry about how much it's going to cost. This might sound weird but if he was to hire a call girl for the night it would be more expensive than bucking up for the both of you. He might think that if he pays for you it might lead to some sexing later on so be sure that if he is paying that it doesn't mean there will be sex later. If you guys haven't even been to first base it sounds like he's making a desperate attempt to impress you and get you naked. I've never seen pics of you but French Laundry also has a dress code, you might need a nice dress and maybe some primping beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 if i was ballin i would spend DUMB amounts on eating out. a good meal and wine can be almost as good as sex imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 If I was taking you out on a date, I would pay for the dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 50million, if you mind me asking how old are you, and how old he is? A-15-20 years old B-20-24 C-25-30 D-30-35 E-31-40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 we havent fucked. dating for a few weeks. he hasnt even touched my boob but its like beyond that. and im paying people. yes or no? weeeeaaaaaaak.... but like i said before LET HIM PAY... he invited you, so technically since your the guest he'll have to take the check at the end... you know hes expecting to smash after spending probably more than 500 bills on a meal though... so go on and eat some grub then make some love.. sounds good to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Let him pay and don't put out, there's millions of dudes not getting any out there. Show some compassion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 As I mentioned getting a reservation for French Laundry is pretty difficult but him not paying or atleast offering is kind of douchey. I commend his effort in impressing you with a taste of fine dining but if he can't afford to take the both of you there it will most likely be an awkward experience. To thoroughly enjoy fine dining you shouldn't have to worry about how much it's going to cost. This might sound weird but if he was to hire a call girl for the night it would be more expensive than bucking up for the both of you. He might think that if he pays for you it might lead to some sexing later on so be sure that if he is paying that it doesn't mean there will be sex later. If you guys haven't even been to first base it sounds like he's making a desperate attempt to impress you and get you naked. I've never seen pics of you but French Laundry also has a dress code, you might need a nice dress and maybe some primping beforehand. it was like this "Yo, i have an extra spot for this awesome restaurant and i really want you to go. its weird cuz i cant pay for you, but i wanted to invite you anyway" so he warned me If I was taking you out on a date, I would pay for the dinner. sweet. i hear i have great eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 You can sponsor a third-world child for about $35 a month. It's one of those things that anyone can do without even noticing the money is gone. People that drink booze can spend 2-3 times that amount in one night and not think twice about it. You should look into sponsoring a kid. And then go to a fancy dinner to celebrate being a compassionate person. With that said, I am pretty positive that I would nevvver go to eat at any place that expensive for the simple reason that I am satisfied with a $3 kebab. Plus, being vegetarian--I can't justify paying exorbitant prices for any meal seeing as how it is all just going to be grains and veggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 bf, what child sponsor places are legit? wifey and i were talking about it, but weve both heard a lot of places that do that are scandelous and give the kids hardly any of the $$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 it was like this "Yo, i have an extra spot for this awesome restaurant and i really want you to go. its weird cuz i cant pay for you, but i wanted to invite you anyway" so he warned me sweet. i hear i have great eyebrows. I don't know then, social etiquette is complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 maybe i should make this a poll but... ive recently been dating this really nice dude who is super into food. he made reservations to go to the french laundry in marin ( http://www.frenchlaundry.com/ - supposedly thee best resultant in all of america) and he asked me to go with him. now this place is extremely expensive. i eat regular shit like sushi, tacos, lasagna, and i like to cook and i like good food. i dont normally ever eat and joints like this because there are starving people around the world. $400 can get me a few plates and some drinks there, or i could buy tons of rice and send it to someone who is in need. should i go for the experience? This broad SERIOUSLY just said "I eat regular shit like SUSHI!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 yo dao, i lived in sf for 5 years. i got sushi for free errry night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 i guess if dude said straight up that he isnt gonna pay, it would be a bitch move to expect him to. it wouldnt be a big deal if it was such an expensive spot. if you can afford it, go out and have a good time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 dao, sushi is regular food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 it was like this "Yo, i have an extra spot for this awesome restaurant and i really want you to go. its weird cuz i cant pay for you, but i wanted to invite you anyway" so he warned me That doesn't sound like a date, it sounds like "friend zone" and he got a hook up and wanted to know if you were interested in experiencing fine dining. If you say no he'll probably offer it to someone else. As I mentioned French Laundry is a hard place to get a reservation, it's like getting front row floor seats to a sold out concert 10 minutes beforehand. I'm assuming the reservations had been made 4-5 months previous to the night, and you two weren't even dating then. The reservations weren't made for you two to go together, someone cancelled but he didn't want to give up the reservation. I know if I had a reservation for French Laundry and my +1 got sick I wouldn't cancel, I would ask someone else to go with me or offer the reservation to friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 OR he really likes you, and is stoked the other person fell through and he gets to invite you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Don't go if dude isn't down with paying, he's got poor etiquette. I usually invite someone out to spots I like because I enjoy their company, and it makes the meal that much better. Can't see myself inviting someone to a place I can't afford to pay, there's excellent food for less than $50 per person everywhere. If dude's inviting you but not trying to pay just go somewhere else affordable, with another dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 bf, what child sponsor places are legit? wifey and i were talking about it, but weve both heard a lot of places that do that are scandelous and give the kids hardly any of the $$ We sponsor a kid through this place http://www.worldvision.org/ They send you info about the break down of where your money goes, and from what they claim--most of it goes to the child. But who knows if they are 100% truthful about it. The only crap thing about it is that we didn't read up enough about the actual program before signing up and they are a religion-based organization. Which annoys the life out of me, but it's easily ignored. You can write to your kid (which I need to do) and they will write to you. They tell you NOT to talk about Jesus or religion because it may be offensive to them or get them hurt. Also, they have options to buy animals such as goats or chickens or get them other things to make thier life easier like a bike. You can mail little gifts, but they say not to mail anything of value because the kid might get beat up and robbed, plus it has to fit in a large envelope. So you can mail them stickers or pencils or balloons or anything little like that. It's pretty cute and like I said, super cheap. Of course you can upgrade and pay more each month, but I think the basic donation is about $35 a month. This site has some pretty awesome choices of things to do for little kids to help https://shop.theanimalrescuesite.com/store/category.do;jsessionid=9D7EAB72A9648E417426097DC73F7BC4.store-c?categoryId=2827&siteId=310 The next time I talk to my mom, I will ask her the name of the organization that allows you to buy farm animals for families in poor countries. I suggested that our family pool our money and do this instead of the typical boring gift exchange for Xmas, but my sister-in-law's side of the family put up a big fuss about it and made it more stressful than it should be so we ended up sticking to giving each other gifts that nobody needed/wanted. I'm really into donating to charities and to things like NPR and PBS or wildlife preservation societies. I think more people should do it. I mean, it's tax deductable and most people (myself included) can and do spend $50-100+ at a time on things they don't REALLY need such as accessories, shoes, dinner & a movie, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 what the hell kinda name is french laundry..?? i dont get it.. but i say let him pay for it yo your trippin.. might as well get whatever free out of him while you can... I'm sayin.... I sure as fuck aint eating at no place with the word "laundry" in it's name. WTF is tht about??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 actually i'm paying for myself. if i go. LMFAO!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 OR he really likes you, and is stoked the other person fell through and he gets to invite you I'm thinking the reservation wasn't originally his and was offered to him because the original guests couldn't attend. If it was his original reservation was he still going dutch or was he paying for the other person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 my girl threw a fit for weeks until i agreed to go on a cruise with her family.. f'an a, i didn't know i had to wear a f'n suit to the dinners on the boat. i picked out a dope corderoy jacket and her n her mom made fun of me, so i wore the funeral stuff instead. the only thing i could think at the f'n dinner table every night was how fake everyone around me was and what the servers from all the 3rd world countries were thinking while they were serving us, and i could piss on mine and every other table around me just because i watched their fake persona's kick in in front of the help and you could literally see them turn into snobs like they were going to impress all the poor servers.. f'n gay ass rich people and their priorities. the cruise was the biggest waste of time.. i got to see bobs house and and museum n all that, but it wasn't worth the 2 weeks of fake ass people.. i didn't want to go because of the people that go on them and f' being on a boat in the middle of the ocean, i'd a understood if god had sank my boat, i was thinking the whole time i wished he would.. bang!! 4000 f'n worthless people gone and the world's that much a better place.. i made the corderoy jacket into a matching purse/ wallet for my girlfriend, i got it at the thrift store.. i'ma turn her into a real person yet What the fuck is all this "f'an" shit??? You sound like a fucking faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 DAO, you just neg repped me, claiming I'm full of shit for this post? Seriously dude why would I lie? Is it so hard for your broke ass to believe that some people on 12oz actually make good money and enjoy spending it on some finer things in life. Jealous much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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