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Ice Cream Thread

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If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be cotton candy with FAILines.

 

Just spit my drink up laughing at this.

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Chorus:

 

Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts

French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe

Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched

And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up

(The ice cream man is coming!)

 

Verse One: Ghostface Killer (Tony Starks)

 

Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin

See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin

I catch shootin strong notes as we got close

She rocked rope, honey throat smellin like Impulse

Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod

Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God

Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood

It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule

They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy

By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's

Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true

Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe

Caramel complexion, breath smellin like cinnamon

Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again

God damn, backyard's bangin like a Benz-y

If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie

I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep

Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uhh

Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team

You can have anything in this world except CREAM

So whatchu wanna do? Whatchu wanna do?

Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu

 

Chorus

 

Verse Two: Raekwon the Chef (Lou Diamonds)

 

Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness

Yo I'm loungin, big dick style, y'all niggaz is the flyest

Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking

not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian

Ghettoes, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round

After that, I'm shootin downtown

I'm rockin hats and you wig is all intact

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black

Freaks be movin in fly sneaks

Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat

So when I step in the square dear

You better have CREAM to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah

 

Chorus

 

Verse Three: Cappachino

 

Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder

Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number

Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs

Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise

Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin out

like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size

ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches

take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mindstate

masterbate in your clutches, I want you for self

like wealth, so play me closely

Bitches paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me

Only a hard dozen want to be callin me cousin

Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin spree you're lovin

Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets

I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets

 

Outro: Method Man

 

Wu-Tang in the cut, for real niggaz what?

It's the after party and bitches want to fuck

 

Chorus:

 

Ice cold bitches melt down when my clutch

and what they titties sucked, ice cream

 

Yeah, your guts

 

Chorus: 3/4ths

 

Ice cold bitches melt down when in the clutch

They want they titties sucked, ice cream

 

One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done

and your wigs tight, word up

One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi

That's for real

One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top

Yeah

And big up to my french vanillas

Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons

and all that good stuff

That good stuff

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Its all about that Breyer's natural vanilla bean jumpoff. Am I the only one around who kind of correlates vanilla as being the base flavor for all other flavors? Just kind of makes sense.

 

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we get free MEGATUBS of icecream at work, but you're totally at the mercy of what the dickhead arab is going to give you at the camp kitchen, but my favourites when he's not in a superdick mood are chocolate chip cookie dough, chocolate fudge brownie, cookies n cream n/h, and tigertail cos nobody eats it and all the orange sherbet is mine

 

strawberry frozen yogurt is great too but that hardly ever happens

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Two of my best friends (one of which is my roommate) both work at Ben & Jerry's. Personally I don't care for ice cream all that much, but females tend to enjoy that hook up ha

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yeah half baked is awesome, along with americone dream

 

 

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this is the kind of shit i am into

 

AND those fresh fruit popsicles from the little carts that people push around in the summer.

 

:miamivice:

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choco tacos are good....i had one at a porno movie theater once /no homo (long story)

 

peanut butter and chocolate ice cream from baskin robbins ftw though!

 

 

oh...and anything from cold stone creamery......especially cake batter ice cream with brownie mix-ins served in a waffle cone.

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Am I the only one around who kind of correlates vanilla as being the base flavor for all other flavors? Just kind of makes sense.

 

I've made a lot of ice cream over the years and it all starts out as a sweet cream base (40% butterfat industrial cream and cane sugar). Vanilla is probably my favorite flavor but sweet cream base is pretty damn good on its own...ironically vanilla is one of the hardest flavors to get right, so I like to use glycerin based extracts since they're much more neutral. You can use McCormick's, but it's really easy to end up with a funky/boozy tasting batch if you overdo it (and overdoing it is adding as little as a half-teaspoon too much).

 

Some flavors I've made and enjoyed were vanilla lavender, fresh peach, fresh strawberry, Mexican chocolate with cinnamon, spearmint, anise, rose, and creme brulee.

 

Making ice cream is pretty simple if you get a eutectic setup (the kind you stick in the freezer overnight) with a hand-crank. I've only used a rock salt/electric setup a couple times and even though the ice cream came out well it was a pain in the ass. The trick to making good ice cream is to remember that the key ingredient is air. Without air, you end up with a popsicle. The longer you mix it, the more air gets stirred in...it increases the volume but the end result is not going to be as dense. What I make is really gelato because the batches are usually around one to two quarts and they don't keep too long..,they'll get icy since there's no stabilizers like carrageenan added. The best policy is to make an amount you know that can be eaten in a couple days.

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If it wasn't such a gay song I'd post Van Halen doing Ice Cream Man.

You know when you go out and get your grub on, eat well and such, but then you just have to go for the ice cream to top it off= mud butt on the way, ice cream got you crapping soft serve and shit.

Ice cream and the like is best for eating off a hot naked girl, or having her eat it off you.

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shai, you know your ice cream. i imagine you write wiki how's in your free time?

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holy hell, I'm having Breyer's Rocky Road with raspberries..

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