ButtMiester Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 In light of the candy thread, why not start an ice cream one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be cotton candy with FAILines. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be cotton candy with FAILines. Just spit my drink up laughing at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Chorus: Watch these rap niggaz get all up in your guts French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe Even caramel sundaes is gettin touched And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up (The ice cream man is coming!) Verse One: Ghostface Killer (Tony Starks) Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin I catch shootin strong notes as we got close She rocked rope, honey throat smellin like Impulse Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe Caramel complexion, breath smellin like cinnamon Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again God damn, backyard's bangin like a Benz-y If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uhh Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team You can have anything in this world except CREAM So whatchu wanna do? Whatchu wanna do? Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu Chorus Verse Two: Raekwon the Chef (Lou Diamonds) Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness Yo I'm loungin, big dick style, y'all niggaz is the flyest Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian Ghettoes, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round After that, I'm shootin downtown I'm rockin hats and you wig is all intact Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black Freaks be movin in fly sneaks Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat So when I step in the square dear You better have CREAM to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah Chorus Verse Three: Cappachino Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin out like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mindstate masterbate in your clutches, I want you for self like wealth, so play me closely Bitches paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me Only a hard dozen want to be callin me cousin Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin spree you're lovin Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets Outro: Method Man Wu-Tang in the cut, for real niggaz what? It's the after party and bitches want to fuck Chorus: Ice cold bitches melt down when my clutch and what they titties sucked, ice cream Yeah, your guts Chorus: 3/4ths Ice cold bitches melt down when in the clutch They want they titties sucked, ice cream One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done and your wigs tight, word up One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi That's for real One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top Yeah And big up to my french vanillas Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons and all that good stuff That good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThuggedOutGypsyz Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 ^^^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp7jQx_XUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightscrawler Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 yeah man, ice cream is pretty dope. iunno what else to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Its all about that Breyer's natural vanilla bean jumpoff. Am I the only one around who kind of correlates vanilla as being the base flavor for all other flavors? Just kind of makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 we get free MEGATUBS of icecream at work, but you're totally at the mercy of what the dickhead arab is going to give you at the camp kitchen, but my favourites when he's not in a superdick mood are chocolate chip cookie dough, chocolate fudge brownie, cookies n cream n/h, and tigertail cos nobody eats it and all the orange sherbet is mine strawberry frozen yogurt is great too but that hardly ever happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 fuck what ya hurrd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS you know you love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Two of my best friends (one of which is my roommate) both work at Ben & Jerry's. Personally I don't care for ice cream all that much, but females tend to enjoy that hook up ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 ice cream trucks are like taco buses, you can always catch me lurkin' about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wags Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 yeah half baked is awesome, along with americone dream this is the kind of shit i am into AND those fresh fruit popsicles from the little carts that people push around in the summer. :miamivice: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milesmoodist Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 all the good ones are off limits because the old lady's allergic to nuts :lol::huh: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 choco tacos are good....i had one at a porno movie theater once /no homo (long story) peanut butter and chocolate ice cream from baskin robbins ftw though! oh...and anything from cold stone creamery......especially cake batter ice cream with brownie mix-ins served in a waffle cone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Am I the only one around who kind of correlates vanilla as being the base flavor for all other flavors? Just kind of makes sense. I've made a lot of ice cream over the years and it all starts out as a sweet cream base (40% butterfat industrial cream and cane sugar). Vanilla is probably my favorite flavor but sweet cream base is pretty damn good on its own...ironically vanilla is one of the hardest flavors to get right, so I like to use glycerin based extracts since they're much more neutral. You can use McCormick's, but it's really easy to end up with a funky/boozy tasting batch if you overdo it (and overdoing it is adding as little as a half-teaspoon too much). Some flavors I've made and enjoyed were vanilla lavender, fresh peach, fresh strawberry, Mexican chocolate with cinnamon, spearmint, anise, rose, and creme brulee. Making ice cream is pretty simple if you get a eutectic setup (the kind you stick in the freezer overnight) with a hand-crank. I've only used a rock salt/electric setup a couple times and even though the ice cream came out well it was a pain in the ass. The trick to making good ice cream is to remember that the key ingredient is air. Without air, you end up with a popsicle. The longer you mix it, the more air gets stirred in...it increases the volume but the end result is not going to be as dense. What I make is really gelato because the batches are usually around one to two quarts and they don't keep too long..,they'll get icy since there's no stabilizers like carrageenan added. The best policy is to make an amount you know that can be eaten in a couple days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 chocolate cherry cordial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 If it wasn't such a gay song I'd post Van Halen doing Ice Cream Man. You know when you go out and get your grub on, eat well and such, but then you just have to go for the ice cream to top it off= mud butt on the way, ice cream got you crapping soft serve and shit. Ice cream and the like is best for eating off a hot naked girl, or having her eat it off you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 shai, you know your ice cream. i imagine you write wiki how's in your free time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Just had Nougat-Chocolate w/some dark french roast coffee spilled over it. Very good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 SKATEBOARD P HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 holy hell, I'm having Breyer's Rocky Road with raspberries.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 for rilla though this is the jumpoff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 fuck being lactose intollerant... sometimes i eat ice cream anyway and pay the price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 for rilla though this is the jumpoff.. used to work for this company its a small, but profitable business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 fuck being lactose intollerant... sometimes i eat ice cream anyway and pay the price Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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