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NO LOL IN HIV?

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I thought this was going to be some kind of thing to warn kids about contracting the Hivvy from people you meet online or some shit. There's also no LOL in herpes or any of that other shit either. But theres a gigantic LOL in young girls getting HIV and pregnant simultaneously from meeting some old dirt bag online.

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AIDS is God's way of saying "Fuck You". It stands for Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence and "S.I.D.A." in French, meaning "Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus" (Savagely introduced into the anus). AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer and The Ebonic Plague and is proof that God hates fags and niggers because all niggers have AIDS.

 

In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no aid or assistance whatsoever.

 

AIDS is transmitted predominantly via buttsecks between two men. Aside from buttsecks, gay people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless str8 people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind of compassionate to any HIV-positive individual.

 

Do not confuse AIDS with Australian Outback AIDS, which is Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells. Outback AIDS is curable and is made of win.

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