Milk Grenades Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i'll be there in june. does anyone live out there? i'm expecting a pretty boring trip, as i have no idea what to expect, and don't know of anything to do there. when i google image search oklahoma i get this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Oklahoma tits? i'm down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 tumbleweed rolls by............. *crickets chirping* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 • An average 54 tornadoes strike the state per year. • Approximately 5.5 percent of American beef comes from Oklahoma, while the state produces 6.1 percent of American wheat, 4.2 percent of American pig products, and 2.2 percent of dairy products. i guess they have a big juneteenth celebration as well. so, go see bewbz, eat meats, drink wheat beers, and cap it off with a pecos bill meets dorothy from wizard of oz tornado ride. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i'll be there in june. does anyone live out there? i'm expecting a pretty boring trip, as i have no idea what to expect, and don't know of anything to do there. when i google image search oklahoma i get this: looks like fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 thanks. you just made my whole travel itinerary for the week. (count chocula) there's also an indian casino where i can lose all my money. if i'm lucky, i might get to see some woody guthrie impersonators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 IRL Barbie doll? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 real life barbie doll would get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 yea but she's a sooner, the kid would come out a chud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 i figured there would be somebody on 12oz from oklahoma...guess not. go figure. in related news, i'll be in las vegas the following week. but, been there done that, i can manage to find some fun there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 you may need to go to the third rail "how to i make a mop" thread for some Oklahoma 12ozers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAY-UP Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 if you are really coming to oklahoma, but oklahoma city. go to 29th street on the south side, on sunday nights or saturday night. good mexican food around. peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 im sure the chinese food there is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i've never heard of oklahoma is it some backward ass town from out in the sticks no one lives in? kids still have yo-yos and hula hoops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Nelson Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I made a bad mistake and went there once. I seriously contemplated suicide. It really is that fucking bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 make sure you have a covered wagon when rolling through. You will fit in more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 haha...Oklahoma is worse than Texas. Flat, boring, and incredibly old fashioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 oklahomo sucks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 well, shit. i guess i'll just stay in my room and watch tv, and hope a tornado doesn't touch down on me. and that mexican food suggestion i might have to pass on. i've realized any mexican food east of the new mexico, colorado, texas area isn't really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 oklahama just sounds boring. good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 okla homies? MORE LIKE OKLA-HOMOS! amirite?!? asgfjgykhjmb./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Dunn Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 oklahoma is drinking beer like this ...driving cars like this and there's a lot of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Dunn Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Actually go to OKC and Tulsa they're alright cities but everywhere else is boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Nelson Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 ^^^No they're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 alright i'm here. i got here around 4 and so far, all i've done since i left the airport this morning is drink. i can't find shit to do except drink, so that is all i'll be doing. my room is pretty awesome though, so i might post pictures later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 eat a steak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 oklahomo beer sucks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted June 2, 2009 Author Share Posted June 2, 2009 yeah i had some shit at the bar called boulevard...supposedly it was a wheat beer. but really it just tasted like shit, so i stuck with the stella. i'm about to head back down to the casino and try something new, or cheap, i don't know yet. maybe waste some money on slot machines, but i doubt it. either way. drunk seems like the thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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