nsmbfan Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Ok, here's the problem. I have two roommates, (guy n girl, they just got married). We're currently splitting the bills 3 ways right now (3 people = 3 ways). Lease is up, we're looking for a new place. New place is slightly more expensive but nicer. HOWEVAR.... Now because my roommates are married (joined as one in holy f*ckin union), at the new place we split the bills 2 WAYS - 50%/50%. Not 3 ways, but 2... me pay half, both of them pay other half. This is what they suggested to me. That since they "share everything" and I take up half the living area, I pay half they pay half. Is this fair in your opinion? What would you do in this situation? Your thoughts please.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You should kill the guy and fuck his wife. Make her pay 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 nah fuk that bro just find new roomies..seems like their jipping u with teh 50 50 bs. plus wud u wanna be the third leg in thier relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Have Boogie Hands make up the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 3 people, 3 ways...anything else would be highly cock-suckerish...... Unless, you had the master bedroom and a sweet garage that only you could use... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK TTTHHHhAAATTTT three ways unless the can morph into one fucking person. That's bull shit if you ask me. Why you tryin' to live in that situation anyway? That's awkward as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 motherfuck some living with a couple. i'll barf all over that shit, even if it's a chill couple, which is rare. why would i pay rent somewhere where i had to listen to other people fight and fuck all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^^^ This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Feel the same on that as zebra.... that's just werid. Go get a bachelor pad man.. fuck 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 combine zebras reply, with chopsticks, and you got yourself a fuckin plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord help me Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 you have a couple of options here. first, i would sit down with them and explain how you feel, be 100 % honest. listen to what they have to say after you express your side. imo, its not a fair take at all...there not really gonna be "splitting everything" together. youre getting fucked on the deal. split the bill two ways, and combine theirs with what they paid previously. if their a no go on that, what dont you find youre own place? youre gonna probably be paying the same amount. plus, it might be hard to co-exist living with a married couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcpjpsg_jg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Have Boogie Hands make up the difference This^^ I mean, your first and third option on the voting poll were basically the same kid. BOOGIEHANDS THAT SHIT!!!! Then make them pay a third, or tell them you'll be looking for new roomates. They're most definitely trying to fuck you. They aren't siamese twins, I am sure they are not always in the same rooms as eachother. Therefore they don't share everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeedupfromthefeetup Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 they are trying to get over on you....im not hearing that they are "one" together or whatever theres 3 people you split it 3 ways but why would you wanna live with a married couple? and especially a couple thats tryin to fuck you over to save a few bucks? honestly they are probably tryin to get you to move out without saying it. just find a cheap place for yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeedupfromthefeetup Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 They aren't siamese twins, I am sure they are not always in the same rooms as eachother. Therefore they don't share everything. and even if they were siamese twins they still each have there own name which makes them 2 people so they both need to ante up that rent money:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 sleep with his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 How do you take up half the living area if there's one of you and two of them? Shit doesn't compute, break his nose and jizz on her pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You should kill the guy and fuck his wife. Make her pay 100% Haha on some courage wolf shit. You're getting a bum deal man, just because they got married doesn't mean they are now 1 person. They are dickheads for even proposing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
factotum Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 no dice. rent isn't a room fee. do they both use the same lights/appliances at exactly the same time? do they straddle each other on the toilet when they have to shit? don't do it. even if they agree to divide it by three, it's still going to be a super shitty situation for you. you'll be outvoted in every argument and live at the bottom of the house totem pole. fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Is this just for rent? Or utilities as well? Rent is arguable, but if they think they are now consuming less water and electricity because they are married... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I don't think rent is even arguable. It's not like one of them ceased to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 shit under their covers. proceed to river dance on the comforter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Is this just for rent? Or utilities as well? Rent is arguable, but if they think they are now consuming less water and electricity because they are married... i can agree with this, and if anything them "being 1" should fall on his shoulders, and he should pull the slack. hes the married man now, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 You should kill the guy and fuck his wife. Make her pay 100% I AM AGREE WITH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 :edit: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 did anyone say pee in her butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 They're married now, I think it might be time for them to move beyond the roommate situation..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nsmbfan Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 they are trying to get over on you....im not hearing that they are "one" together or whatever theres 3 people you split it 3 ways but why would you wanna live with a married couple? and especially a couple thats tryin to fuck you over to save a few bucks? honestly they are probably tryin to get you to move out without saying it. just find a cheap place for yourself. my thoughts exactly bro, they want me out and this is their way of pushing me out. which is cool, cuz "why would you wanna live with a married couple?".... well, they were cool before they got married.... i used to have TWO roommates... something happened without me noticing. so i put this poll up, mostly for comedy, cuz everyone knows that shit don't fly. funny answers though. except for the raping one, that's a little disturbed. you need a hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 yeah man... it seems like kind of a buster ass move on his part. if you're a dude who has a wife it seems like you should handle biz so you can provide a spot for just the two of you to live. unless you have a ridiculous amount of extra room but even then it's suspect. As far as the rent thing....did they used to have separate bedrooms? and now they share one bedroom? if something like this happened...it makes their case a little stronger but I would try to find some new roommates or get a cheap place for yourself if you're able to. good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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