WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[nsmbfan 394]

Ok, here's the problem.

 

I have two roommates, (guy n girl, they just got married). We're currently splitting the bills 3 ways right now (3 people = 3 ways). Lease is up, we're looking for a new place. New place is slightly more expensive but nicer. HOWEVAR....

 

Now because my roommates are married (joined as one in holy f*ckin union), at the new place we split the bills 2 WAYS - 50%/50%. Not 3 ways, but 2... me pay half, both of them pay other half. This is what they suggested to me. That since they "share everything" and I take up half the living area, I pay half they pay half.

 

Is this fair in your opinion? What would you do in this situation?

 

Your thoughts please....

[chopsticks 491]

You should kill the guy and fuck his wife.

 

Make her pay 100%

[freakeenyc 275]

nah fuk that bro just find new roomies..seems like their jipping u with teh 50 50 bs.

 

plus wud u wanna be the third leg in thier relationship

[Drue_Down 1,622]

Have Boogie Hands make up the difference

[ClueTwo 133]

3 people, 3 ways...anything else would be highly cock-suckerish......

 

Unless, you had the master bedroom and a sweet garage that only you could use...

[Gnarly Sheen 239]

FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK TTTHHHhAAATTTT three ways unless the can morph into one fucking person. That's bull shit if you ask me.

 

Why you tryin' to live in that situation anyway? That's awkward as hell

[zebradrips 315]

motherfuck some living with a couple.

i'll barf all over that shit, even if it's a chill couple, which is rare.

why would i pay rent somewhere where i had to listen to other people fight and fuck all the time.

[Drue_Down 1,622]

^^^

This.

[Gnarly Sheen 239]

Feel the same on that as zebra.... that's just werid.

 

Go get a bachelor pad man.. fuck 'em.

[abrasivesaint 785]

combine zebras reply, with chopsticks, and you got yourself a fuckin plan.

[lord help me 10]

you have a couple of options here. first, i would sit down with them and explain how you feel, be 100 % honest. listen to what they have to say after you express your side.

 

imo, its not a fair take at all...there not really gonna be "splitting everything" together. youre getting fucked on the deal. split the bill two ways, and combine theirs with what they paid previously.

 

if their a no go on that, what dont you find youre own place? youre gonna probably be paying the same amount. plus, it might be hard to co-exist living with a married couple.

[TheoHuxtable.. 1,444]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcpjpsg_jg

[Daniel Dumielle 65]

Have Boogie Hands make up the difference

 

This^^

 

I mean, your first and third option on the voting poll were basically the same kid.

 

BOOGIEHANDS THAT SHIT!!!!

 

Then make them pay a third, or tell them you'll be looking for new roomates. They're most definitely trying to fuck you. They aren't siamese twins, I am sure they are not always in the same rooms as eachother. Therefore they don't share everything.

[skeedupfromthefeetup 100]

they are trying to get over on you....im not hearing that they are "one" together or whatever

theres 3 people you split it 3 ways

but why would you wanna live with a married couple?

and especially a couple thats tryin to fuck you over to save a few bucks?

honestly they are probably tryin to get you to move out without saying it.

 

just find a cheap place for yourself.

[skeedupfromthefeetup 100]

 

They aren't siamese twins, I am sure they are not always in the same rooms as eachother. Therefore they don't share everything.

 

and even if they were siamese twins they still each have there own name which makes them 2 people so they both need to ante up that rent money:lol:

[KILZ FILLZ 2,170]

sleep with his wife

[Realism 836]

How do you take up half the living area if there's one of you and two of them? Shit doesn't compute, break his nose and jizz on her pillow.

[LEVEL 75 PALADIN 311]

You should kill the guy and fuck his wife.

 

Make her pay 100%

 

Haha on some courage wolf shit.

 

You're getting a bum deal man, just because they got married doesn't mean they are now 1 person.

 

They are dickheads for even proposing that.

[factotum 15]

no dice. rent isn't a room fee.

do they both use the same lights/appliances at exactly the same time?

do they straddle each other on the toilet when they have to shit?

 

don't do it. even if they agree to divide it by three, it's still going to be a super shitty situation for you. you'll be outvoted in every argument and live at the bottom of the house totem pole. fuck it.

[LEVEL 75 PALADIN 311]

Is this just for rent? Or utilities as well?

 

Rent is arguable, but if they think they are now consuming less water and electricity because they are married...

[Realism 836]

I don't think rent is even arguable. It's not like one of them ceased to exist.

[StupidDope 19]

shit under their covers. proceed to river dance on the comforter.

[abrasivesaint 785]

Is this just for rent? Or utilities as well?

 

Rent is arguable, but if they think they are now consuming less water and electricity because they are married...

 

i can agree with this, and if anything them "being 1" should fall on his shoulders, and he should pull the slack. hes the married man now, after all.

[GnomeToys 328]

You should kill the guy and fuck his wife.

 

Make her pay 100%

 

I AM AGREE WITH.

[LEVEL 75 PALADIN 311]

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