DA_BEARS Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Had to drop this one real quick before ending the workday...I'll say it once again WRAP IT UP KIDS!! She came in a couple weeks back because she developed lesions around her labia. Married for almost 8 year so she didn't think it was an STD...maybe an allergic reaction. Husband came clean after she came in to the clinic and told her he had slept with someone else last month and caught this shit then...So she pretty much knew before she came in. Poor lady started crying when I told her.. Well, I'm off to drink myself to sleep after a nice long day of depressing shit....CHEERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 my threat level is high argh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i too thought this was hilarious i was only at elevated. score! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 sometimes it burns when i ejaculate than it goes away after i pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Wrap it up kids...you don't wanna be this guy: I know its a shitty pic but its a lab slip of a confirmed HIV positive I had earlier this week. Poor kid was all geeked cause he was graduating college in a few weeks and he had no fucking clue that I was about to drop this on him. DAMN. This kid's life is played. Shoulda wore a condom, before he went up in it. Then his monkey as wouldn't be sittin in a clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 What a bummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i heard if your having sexual intercourse. and her vagina has a "burning sensation" as you penetrate. she has an std= true? i guess by then its too late? finish the job, cause now your fucked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Wrap it up kids...you don't wanna be this guy: I know its a shitty pic but its a lab slip of a confirmed HIV positive I had earlier this week. Poor kid was all geeked cause he was graduating college in a few weeks and he had no fucking clue that I was about to drop this on him. That really sucks for this kid. Wait till Grad night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i don't put hormones in my body because they turn me into a crazy raving cunt of a fat bitch. so that's why. Wait you're fat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i too thought this was hilarious The best part is the Comic Sans font. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 i onno..."we were on a break" is a pretty common refrain...yadadadamean? Honestly I don't trust bitches 99% of the time, but I feel like this girl just couldn't bring herself to cheat even if she wanted to. Morals and all that nonsense. If I'm wrong I'm wrong and fuck it, but I feel like I'm not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Speaking of cheating, my sister called me buggin out today cuz she caught her busband kind of/sort of cheating Now, not only is he my boy, but they're fuckin married so I feel like it's noy my business. I'm right, right? If they were just dating and he cheate3d then I'd fuck him up no matter how much I liked him, but I feel like once that ring is in place it's not my business anymore unless he hits her. Oh, and not only are they married but he's the father of my neice. Basically, I feel like I shouldn't be involved in the matter. Opinions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 thats a hard 1....im with you on the marriage thing....like its they're busines....was he your boy before they ever met? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 my threat level is 'elevated' but seriously, it asks you if you've had sex with someone who has an STI, doesn't that defeat the purpose of the fucking test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 thats a hard 1....im with you on the marriage thing....like its they're busines....was he your boy before they ever met? Nah, I met him through her and we just became cool Like I said though, the thing with him being my boy would be a non-issue if it wasn;'t for the fact that he's married to her, and that he fathered my neice Even my Dad, who's a ruthl;ess muthafucka, sasid that since he's the father of his granddaughter he would always be welcome in his home, as long as he doesn't put his hands on my sister. I'm gunna agree with those guidelines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 agreed. damn id say its they're busines...have you even spoke to him at all..? to explain his side of what happened? maybe she cheated first type of shit...i dont know thats why it could be a he did she did....marriage thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I'm sure he's scared to run into me now. And there's no way my sister cheated, like I can't even see that being a possibility...she's real big on the whole marriage rthing He'll prolly be moved back in liek nothing happened in a few days anyways, but if he's not, then fuck it. I'm not gunan beat his ass only to have my niece grow up hating me because I fucked her father up when she was a baby. Basically I fully believe in the sanctity of marriage. he can say/do whatever he wants to her now, as long as he doesn't touch her. Him being her busband trumps me being her brother in my mind, I just wanted to get a few other opinions on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 thats real dope of you for looking at it the way you are. instead of flippin' your wig like you could of done. cool man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 real talk. GET TESTED! if you messin around with shady girls its an absolute must. i personally hate condoms and when im wasted i come up with every excuse in the book to get out of wearin one. that's certainly led to me being shook as fuck walkin in to the clinic. but i sleep well at night knowing that its all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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