Abstract Rationality Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 FIND OUT I should be dead according to this shit. N/H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Probably, regardless of what this thing says... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 this bitch i met on x-mas eve once.....gave me chlamydia.... nice fucking present i had a month later when i had to pee every 30minutes but it is curable i took a mix that you can drink with koo-laid or any beverage.... it was gone... but i mean put it this way.. if your gunna fuck around try n shoot for the curable ones haha. try n stray from teh herpes that lil buddy is like an unpaid bill... hell alwayz be there..... :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 haha^herp aint nothing to fuck with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 your dick only lives once. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DA_BEARS Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 *ohsnapyougottehaids.jpg I have the misfortune of dealing with STD patients for a living...besides being gross the herp makes you a bitter motherfucker. Then again if I felt like my dick was dipped in Louisiana hot sauce I might be a little testy too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 it wont stop drippin' ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 this test is bullshit. "has a sexual partner ever cheated on you?" implying that all sexual encounters occur within a monogamous relationship. yeah, okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Today's gem was this creepy Chris-Chan lookin ass dude...Comes into my office with a paper bag in his hand. Him: "Is the Doctor going to need a urine sample?" Me: "Yeah, they might ask for one" Him: "Good, this was from today in the morning" Son proceeds to pull out one of those disposable plastic glad containers filled to the brim with murky yellow piss Me: "Get that out of my office...now" Chris-chan attempts to put it back into the bag and accidentially opens one of the corners...about 1/4 of it spills on his lap. Never a dull day.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 this bitch i met on x-mas eve once.....gave me chlamydia.... nice fucking present i had a month later when i had to pee every 30minutes but it is curable i took a mix that you can drink with koo-laid or any beverage.... it was gone... but i mean put it this way.. if your gunna fuck around try n shoot for the curable ones haha. try n stray from teh herpes that lil buddy is like an unpaid bill... hell alwayz be there..... :D this nigga said you could take your chlamydia medicine with koolaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 My boy P has had chlamydia several times, he's always goin on about how it ain't that bad haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^True, most people feel no symptoms with Chlamydia...but that doesn't mean that its just chillin in his system doing nothing. He should be concerned about the scaring its caused in his reproductive system...thats going to give him shit when hes older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 *ohsnapyougottehaids.jpg I have the misfortune of dealing with STD patients for a living...besides being gross the herp makes you a bitter motherfucker. Then again if I felt like my dick was dipped in Louisiana hot sauce I might be a little testy too. damn, you must be really careful since you see all that nasty shit all day. i will never ever ever ever ever ever ever understand men who refuse to use condoms. it's like, yeah, shit sucks, but son...SON...the monster is no joke, it'll getcha. and then they'll be all, i use them with everyone else. but i can tell you're clean, so let's jig. yeah, okay. you must think i'm the world's biggest idiot. not to mention that if you've had unprotected sex ever in your life with 2 or more people then you're almost definitely an unknowing carrier of HPV and you're gonna give me pussy cancer bringin that nasty shit back 'round my good stuff. i LIKE my cervix. i'd like to keep it, thanks. now once you have graduated to wifey status and not just fuckin around, rawdoggin it is fine if you don't mind getting knocked up. but i am one to take a rigger to the free clinic myself and insist on seeing the results papers with my own eyes. clean genitals: serious bizness. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i have only gotten crabs. if you gotta get something, that's the one to get! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Today's gem was this creepy Chris-Chan lookin ass dude...Comes into my office with a paper bag in his hand. Him: "Is the Doctor going to need a urine sample?" Me: "Yeah, they might ask for one" Him: "Good, this was from today in the morning" Son proceeds to pull out one of those disposable plastic glad containers filled to the brim with murky yellow piss Me: "Get that out of my office...now" Chris-chan attempts to put it back into the bag and accidentially opens one of the corners...about 1/4 of it spills on his lap. Never a dull day.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 ^So true zebra...niggas just dont know! I think i have an e-crush on zebra after that last post....Girl I'll buy you corndogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 haha strong points...im lucky to only catch what i caught. life woulda sucked with the herpasyphalaids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I have never gotten anything. My dad showed me some pics out of a medical book when I turned 13, changed my whole outlook on life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i had some kind of testicle infection that a doctor told me was similar to chlamydia once. i took some antibiotics for four days and shit was gone. scared me though cause my ball was hurtin and i thought it mighta been the big C. lesson learned: never go raw dog on a bitch with any crust band logos on her attire and/or accessories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I've only ever fucked 2 girls raw in my life. One was my ex who's virginity I took, and then dated for 2 years. The other is my current girl/not girl/whatever, who I really can't ever see cheating on me I've gotten head from quite a few questionable females though, and afterwards I'm always like "What if....nahhhhh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Wrap it up kids...you don't wanna be this guy: I know its a shitty pic but its a lab slip of a confirmed HIV positive I had earlier this week. Poor kid was all geeked cause he was graduating college in a few weeks and he had no fucking clue that I was about to drop this on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 The other is my current girl/not girl/whatever, who I really can't ever see cheating on me something is wrong with this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Poor fuckin bastard. I'd kill the bitch, no if, ands, or buts about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 something is wrong with this statement. Haha yeah, that's worded oddly. In the 10 months we've been together, we've only been "boyfriend/girlfriend official status together" for like 4 of em sometime in the middle. But even when we're not together, we're together...yahmean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i onno..."we were on a break" is a pretty common refrain...yadadadamean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i will never ever ever ever ever ever ever understand men who refuse to use condoms. and then they'll be all, i use them with everyone else. but i can tell you're clean, so let's jig. yeah, okay. you must think i'm the world's biggest idiot. now once you have graduated to wifey status and not just fuckin around, rawdoggin it is fine if you don't mind getting knocked up. but i am one to take a rigger to the free clinic myself and insist on seeing the results papers with my own eyes. clean genitals: serious bizness. whats the deal with girls not using birth control/the pill/iud.whateves? i swear, the us and the uk girlies just love popping out kids! taking a pill every day or getting a shot aint a big deal! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i don't put hormones in my body because they turn me into a crazy raving cunt of a fat bitch. so that's why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 they need to make the pill for men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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