CALIgula Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 flicks of the safe opened..or it didnt happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 dick in the vault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i bet theres a severed human dick in the vault. bet..or hope? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 well technically i hope that he finds a severed human dick in the vault. that way he'll always have a great ice breaker with the ladies. "yo bitch my name is rushawn and i found a severed human dick in a safe once." "ZOMFG I WANTZ BONERZ FROM YOU RUCHAWN!" your welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 shoot the fucking hell out of it with guns and shit have a bunch of friends get drunk and wail on it with axes and spears. buy 200 dollars worth of hacksaw blades. or a trill ass plasma cutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Get Batman to ejaculate on the locks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 just call hav and P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Get at me if you're ever going to do a big job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 just call hav and P holler at that dark green tic tac playboy hahaha mobb deep :D /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Thermal Lance.[/url] Get at me if you're ever going to do a big job. although it would work, you can't really stop molten metal once it gets inside the safe so whatever is in there would most likely get destroyed along with the safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Get Batman to ejaculate on the locks. I would go with the mentioned above method. But if Batman wasn't around. I would try this. Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stablizing agent to make it much safer to use. For the sake of saving time, I will abbreviate nitroglycerin with a plain NG. The numbers are percentages, be sure to mix these carefully and be sure to use the exact amounts. These percentages are in weight ratio, not volume. no. ingredients amount --------------------------------------- #1 NG 32 sodium nitrate 28 woodmeal 10 ammonium oxalate 29 guncotten 1 #2 NG 24 potassium nitrate 9 sodium nitate 56 woodmeal 9 ammonium oxalate 2 #3 NG 35.5 potassium nitrate 44.5 woodmeal 6 guncotton 2.5 vaseline 5.5 powdered charcoal 6 #4 NG 25 potassium nitrate 26 woodmeal 34 barium nitrate 5 starch 10 #5 NG 57 potassium nitrate 19 woodmeal 9 ammonium oxalate 12 guncotton 3 #6 NG 18 sodium nitrate 70 woodmeal 5.5 potassium chloride 4.5 chalk 2 #7 NG 26 woodmeal 40 barium nitrate 32 sodium carbonate 2 #8 NG 44 woodmeal 12 anhydrous sodium sulfate 44 #9 NG 24 potassium nitrate 32.5 woodmeal 33.5 ammonium oxalate 10 #10 NG 26 potassium nitrate 33 woodmeal 41 #11 NG 15 sodium nitrate 62.9 woodmeal 21.2 sodium carbonate .9 #12 NG 35 sodium nitrate 27 woodmeal 10 ammonium oxalate 1 #13 NG 32 potassium nitrate 27 woodmeal 10 ammonium oxalate 30 guncotton 1 #14 NG 33 woodmeal 10.3 ammonium oxalate 29 guncotton .7 potassium perchloride 27 #15 NG 40 sodium nitrate 45 woodmeal 15 #16 NG 47 starch 50 guncotton 3 #17 NG 30 sodium nitrate 22.3 woodmeal 40.5 potassium chloride 7.2 #18 NG 50 sodium nitrate 32.6 woodmeal 17 ammonium oxalate .4 #19 NG 23 potassium nitrate 27.5 woodmeal 37 ammonium oxalate 8 barium nitrate 4 calcium carbonate .5 Household equivalants for chemicles It has come to my attention that many of these chemicles are sold under brand names, or have household equivalants. here is a list that might help you out. Also, see elsewhere in this Cookbook for a more complete listing............ acetic acid vinegar aluminum oxide alumia aluminum potassium sulfate alum aluminum sulfate alum ammonium hydroxide ammonia carbon carbonate chalk calcium hypochloride bleaching powder calcium oxide lime calcium sulfate plaster of paris carbonic acid seltzer carbon tetrachloride cleaning fluid ethylene dichloride Dutch fluid ferric oxide iron rust glucose corn syrup graphite pencil lead hydrochloric acid muriatic acid hydrogen peroxide peroxide lead acetate sugar of lead lead tetrooxide red lead magnesium silicate talc magnesium sulfate Epsom salts naphthalene mothballs phenol carbolic acid potassium bicarbonate cream of tartar potassium chromium sulf. chrome alum potassium nitrate saltpeter sodium dioxide sand sodium bicarbonate baking soda sodium borate borax sodium carbonate washing soda sodium chloride salt sodium hydroxide lye sodium silicate water glass sodium sulfate glauber's salt sodium thiosulfate photographer's hypo sulferic acid battery acid sucrose cane sugar zinc chloride tinner's fluid Keep this list handy at all times. If you can't seem to get one or more of the ingredients try another one. If you still can't, you can always buy small amounts from your school, or maybe from various chemical companies. When you do that, be sure to say as little as possible, if during the school year, and they ask, say it's for a experiment for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 shoot the fucking hell out of it with guns and shit have a bunch of friends get drunk and wail on it with axes and spears. buy 200 dollars worth of hacksaw blades. or a trill ass plasma cutter so homo... i cant believe you typed that out must be the tight pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 why not just google its instead of starting a thread that just gunna get spammed with retarted remarks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 or maybe im just old fashioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 That list three/four posts up will more than likely bring the feds to your home. At least I hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
univ3rs@l Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 take a sledge hammer to the shit man, or throw it off the top of a two story building. that shit always works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i am going to buy a safe soon. anyone have a recommendation? i wanna spend less than two bills and it has to be fireproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 wev'e been joking around about finding money in it which i doubt. we were cleaning up on Saturday and the lady in charge was all like "thats trash". i'm like " i want it" since i always wanted a safe for some reason. 10 minutes later the lady in charge is all like " they gonna come open it soon to see what's inside. she must of realised she didnt know what she gave away.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceguy Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 well is it opened yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 one time i found a mad old safe on an abandoned farm with all kinds of stuff left all over it. i found a piece of paper in a tray hidden under the safe with numbers i thought i was gonna get riched. there was nothing in the safe but a peice of rusty metal with "i love you" welded into it. on the abandoned note another time cousins of mine ran out to some abandoned shed out in some rot feild while they was at the lake and this shed was full of electronics an shit and there was a cash box on the table and some guns they gripped the cash box and bolted they was young....my aunty went and checked it out and took some walkmens(back in the day)and other shit and bolted. i always thought that was pretty awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 dont buy those thin fire resistant ones theyre easy to open you need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GnomeToys Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Dynamite is nothing more than just nitroglycerin and a stablizing agent to make it much safer to use. Oh I love the bullshit that's on the internet. Where do you think the nitroglycerin is going to come from? I want to see a video of somebody calling up Aldrich or any other chemical supplier and attempting to order the acids needed to make this in the correct concentrations and then telling them that they need it for a school project. Keep the webcams running so we can watch ATF and homeland security raiding your ass a day later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 up up down down left right left right a b start No for combination safes it's 007 373 5963 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 or, Valid point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Oh I love the bullshit that's on the internet. Where do you think the nitroglycerin is going to come from? I want to see a video of somebody calling up Aldrich or any other chemical supplier and attempting to order the acids needed to make this in the correct concentrations and then telling them that they need it for a school project. Keep the webcams running so we can watch ATF and homeland security raiding your ass a day later. Don't forget to mention that he will likely kill himself making it. If you ordered even a *decent* amount of 1 of those chemical in this day and age, expect a visit from teh FBI'z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 just kick it really hard. throw juice on it. and splash eggs benedict all over top. you open it in no timez. try 2: take butter and spead all over safe, then electric tape the cracks of door, proceed to throw old aol cd's at safe like as if they were ninja stars, wear bandana while doing so.. its sure to cause an explosion, but the goodies will be ok./ explosion not that bad. lol. good luck./ he he he eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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