KITTENS Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 :lol: bahahahaha she was tellin me bout how at some party she went to and two of her ex's were tryin to get back with her.. she told them she was dating some nigga in chicago and they were like "man ima beat that nigguh ass when i see him.." i aint goin to no kalamafuckinzoo.. fuck that i aint tryin to deal with no dumbass drama this bitch is dragging with her.. she can take the bus out here though and dip after a weekend of smashing... im just gonna smash n dash.. might as well... just for shits and giggles... this is the proper course of action. but dont let her see where you live, i dont know how that would be possible, but it would be smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Wait, does she actually live in Kalamazoo? If so, I don't understand why fucking a nutty girl whose state borders yours only by water is even in question...sounds like this could turn into waaaay more trouble than it's worth dude. Like...her poking holes in your rubbers and showing up on your doorstep pregnant and holding a suitcase in three months. That kind of trouble. I thought she was from a couple neighborhoods away or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 you can do a few different things here: a. plain and simply back up off her b. hit it just a little bit softer c. take it out and put it in her butt well d is what i do, so yo listen up.... hit it and quit it...that bitch is thicky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 yeah shes really from kalamazoo.. ive never met her in person ive only seen her on myspace and talked to her over the phone.. at first it was funny and kinda cute seein her sweat a nigga, but now its like "yo... CALMATE PENDEJA... it aint that serious..." that booty is kinda temping though... ill just smash as much as i can then pretend i died or something so i aint gotta worry bout her botherin me anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Nigga askin' for advice to beat some puss puss up. Clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 seriously though..just lie to get the pussy..i do it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 Nigga askin' for advice to beat some puss puss up. Clown. not really i was gonna smash anyway... i was just bored and decided to post it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 oh yeah...and after you smash...get noodz!...and post em up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 seriously though..just lie to get the pussy..i do it all the time. you have to lie to get pussy :confused: bro you fuck fatties, you can't seriously tell me you have to lie, they are desperate for the meat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 you're already in too deep SKIP TOWN if she shanked her own dad wtf you think she's going to do when you dump her with a bogus excuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 you can do a few different things here: a. plain and simply back up off her b. hit it just a little bit softer c. take it out and put it in her butt well d is what i do, so yo listen up.... hit it and quit it...that bitch is thicky. The answer is D all of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 make sure you have a will written up before you meet this broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 you have to lie to get pussy :confused: bro you fuck fatties, you can't seriously tell me you have to lie, they are desperate for the meat! i dont have to lie to get the pussy...but it makes getting the pussy more fun. some of the shit that comes out of my mouth amazes me sometimes! think about it...you can be anything you want to be... one girl can think that you are a successful businessman, and another can think you are a sweet/caring person.... in reality, you can be neither...cause in the end its all about duping them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuer Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 if u don't know what to do.. maybe you should go see her.. natural selection... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEEDYBAMBINO Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 oh i forgot to mention she got locked up for stabbing her pops during some argument with her mom... dont really feel like gettin shanked over some pussy... shits still funny to me though... ewwwwwww nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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